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Yoga is Satanic! -
07-09-2010, 05:06 AM
I wrote out some index cards and posted them provocatively inside some of the local news-boxes that promote yoga and meditation:
I don't even know what God Yoda worships, but I'm pretty sure it's not Jesus.
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-09-2010, 05:12 AM
Amen brother! And don't fall for that " Christian Yoga" nonsense either! Yoga is an invitation to satan!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-09-2010, 05:44 AM
yoga be so satanick, Mr.Nobar! here be a yoga man, an he be so evils that he make devil horns wiv his hole entire body, not just wiv his hands, like how other folks do
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-09-2010, 11:38 AM
I know something was wrong with Yoga. Only someone possessed could make their body do those strange things
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-09-2010, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
I know something was wrong with Yoga. Only someone possessed could make their body do those strange things
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I hear one of the exercises is to make your head spin all the way around!
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-09-2010, 01:06 PM
I see that the Muslims are in agreement with you on this one.
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-09-2010, 02:39 PM
I agree, yoga is evil.
Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-09-2010, 02:55 PM
Of course yoga is evil. It was invented by the dothead Hindoos for their satanic rituals.
[Please excuse the horrible following image]
Look at these heathens. Yoga is also a favorite pastime of the homers.
And I can only image that this vile sinners hand's are red because he had them in places unmentionable.
Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-09-2010, 03:55 PM
Here is another yogurt dothead.
You can just feel the evil (and germs!) oozing from his pores!
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-09-2010, 04:05 PM
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I hear one of the exercises is to make your head spin all the way around!
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I have nothing to say to you .. wtf is wrong with you. Go out more. See what the world has to offer.
Jesus died for our sins. Ask for forgiveness & you won't go to Hell. Simple as that. /end of discussion.
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-09-2010, 05:52 PM
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I have nothing to say to you .. wtf is wrong with you. Go out more. See what the world has to offer.
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Don't tell him to that, the world is very happy with him staying just where his, out of the way.
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-09-2010, 06:06 PM
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Don't tell him to that, the world is very happy with him staying just where his, out of the way.
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AHHHH,,,,,,hahahahaha,,,,,,
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-10-2010, 04:40 AM
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AHHHH,,,,,,hahahahaha,,,,,,
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Hugging trees is satanic too. You won't be laughing when you're gargling scalding hot spunk down in hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-10-2010, 04:45 AM
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Here is another yogurt dothead.
You can just feel the evil (and germs!) oozing from his pores!
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Wow, if that man isn't possessed, I don't know what is. Just look at his eyes.
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-18-2010, 09:40 AM
WHY !!!!!
Exod.22
" 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-18-2010, 11:34 AM
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WHY !!!!!
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This looks like that foul pervert is attempting fellatio on himself!
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-20-2010, 09:10 PM
you people are retarded. and you think that catholics are a false religion? considering modern christianity came from Catholicism. dumbpiffles.
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-20-2010, 09:31 PM
@AtheistPride:
Why are you proud of being an atheist? You should be ashamed of that. You are ignorant of God, while other people know there is a God. Why would you be proud of being ignorant?
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-20-2010, 10:12 PM
I am NOT ignorant. I actually have a Masters Degree in Cultural Studies, and a Masters Degree in History. You are ignorant for saying that Yoga is against god. You are an ignorant piece of shit if you think that stretching your body is against god. In fact, people have been doing Yoga before Christianity was even ever thought of. So before you say that I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.
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Re: Yoga is Satanic! -
07-20-2010, 10:34 PM
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I'm ignorant, you need to do your research, and stop being an inbred retard.
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Them's some fantastic rhetorical skills you learned at that college. I bet they're glowing with pride to have you as an alumnus.
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