[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by Fencepost88

Your assumption is incorrect. I was home schooled. I'm almost certain I typed oxymormon.

Really? You were home schooled and you're this stupid?

[Fencepost88]

not as stupid as those before me. I took a screeny of my post before I clicked submit so I know what word I typed. I then looked at my post the instant after I submitted. Unless someone is very quick it was not a human that changed the word I wrote. So it was either God or this forum automatically edits certain words. Either way I'm not particularly fussed, believing I actually meant to type Mormon speaks more of the readers intelligence than mine.

[Father Maurice Lester]

"Baptist scholar"

"Papal fallacy"

"Freehold diet"


Three perfect examples!




Bless you, my jealous jumbo shrimps,
Father Mo





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[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Fencepost88

Your assumption is incorrect. I was home schooled. I'm almost certain I typed oxymormon.

Indeed you did!

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Roseluck

I am not an idiot.

Idiot doesn't really cut it in your case. You're a moron.

I am an IT Tech & Security Specialist

And unsaved trash.

Originally Posted by Roseluck

when I next have the chance, I will read through the Bible.

Well, maybe you're not quite as big a moron as I thought. Everyone should read the Bible, cover to cover.

Originally Posted by Fencepost88

for anyone interested in linguistics - oxy means sharp and mormon means dull (blunt)

Amen.

Originally Posted by Fencepost88

I took a screeny of my post before I clicked submit so I know what word I typed.

Anyone can fake a screenshot using Photoshop.

[Fencepost88]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

...Anyone can fake a screenshot using Photoshop.

did I post the screeny?

I just said I took one so that I could be certain of what I had typed.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Fencepost88

did I post the screeny?

I just said I took one so that I could be certain of what I had typed.

He was saying you are such a fraud (as in an Atheist) you would fake your own spell check to pretend you didn't make a mistake.

More oxymorons;

open minded atheist
compassionate liberal
useful Californian

[Fencepost88]

Firstly I'm not an atheist, secondly I never said I didn't make a mistake.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Fencepost88

Firstly I'm not an atheist, secondly I never said I didn't make a mistake.

Why can't you take responsibility for your inability to spell moron?

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

Why can't you take responsibility for your inability to spell moron?

Ever met a libratard that could take responsibility for any of their mistakes? The whole lot are nothing but morons.

[Fencepost88]

I take responsibility for all my mistakes. I don't have the luxury of blaming God or Satan. Personal Responsibility is a big thing for atheists and agnostics.

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by Fencepost88

I take responsibility for all my mistakes. I don't have the luxury of blaming God or Satan. Personal Responsibility is a big thing for atheists and agnostics.

So you admit to being an atheist now? And I'm supposed to believe you about the 88?

Take your Nazi heathenism elswhere.

[Fencepost88]

You fail again at interpreting the written word. 3 sentences and you read subtext that isn't there. How on earth did you make it through the bible?


I'm an agnostic, And I am not a Nazi.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Fencepost88

You fail again at interpreting the written word. 3 sentences and you read subtext that isn't there. How on earth did you make it through the bible?


I'm an agnostic, And I am not a Nazi.

You're quite correct.

A nazi is a Catholic.

An agnostic is just a gutless atheist.

[Fencepost88]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You're quite correct.

A nazi is a Catholic.

An agnostic is just a gutless atheist.

Yes I'm sure Nazis had all those Bible burning ceremonies because they were catholic.

Atheists believe there is no God. Agnostics believe that there is a possibility God exists. As for gutless, maybe in the fact that I don't have burden of proof, but in fact seeing as it makes me an enemy to both sides could be seen as a more risky life attitude.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Fencepost88

Yes I'm sure Nazis had all those Bible burning ceremonies because they were catholic.

Atheists believe there is no God. Agnostics believe that there is a possibility God exists. As for gutless, maybe in the fact that I don't have burden of proof, but in fact seeing as it makes me an enemy to both sides could be seen as a more risky life attitude.

Catholics hate the Bible - it contradicts all their dogma.

God either exists or He does not. There is no middle ground. No wonder you are so confused.

You're either totally sure God exists based on the mountain of evidence we have or you are not. We present you with the evidence and you are still not sure? Perhaps you are just pre-chosen to burn and your brain doesn't work. It's impossible to tell by looking and only God knows so you may as well keep on trying but I wonder at why you think he "might" exist. The evidence is overwhelming!

God is not a wishy washy idea you make up in your head to justify yourself when you can't think of a cogent argument to justify your prejudices or make yourself feel less scared of dying. God is real and is described in the Bible. If you don't accept the Bible or you reject bits you don't like, then what evidence is there for God?

It's all or nothing, friend. Burn or do not burn.

[Fencepost88]

Ok.

put simply:

I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Fencepost88

Ok.

put simply:

I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.

Here is Truth® for those who have ears to hear.

And yet here we are with all the evidence that such a thing is true. There is no other evidence for God but the words of the Bible and the insight it gives you into His creation and manifestations of his will.

All the cherry pickers and scripture twisters in the world can't get away from that simple fact that is the underpinning of how much true faith I have in God. You need to take stock of this and love the Bible for revealing that to us and act on your instincts. Because your cherry picking friend is just trying to convert you into thinking like him. You must read the Bible and see if God exists for yourself. It will change your life, friend.

Every single True Christian™ has independently made this unique personal journey and come to the same conclusion and come here of their own free will. Praise Jesus.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Fencepost88

Ok.

put simply:

I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.

Why would this baffle you?

The LORD knows everything, when you're sleeping, when you're awake, your inner most thoughts:

Lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.
Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.
Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted with all my ways.
Psalm 139:1-3

He doesn't "take attendance," He notices when we are paying attention to Him and when we are not.

[Fencepost88]

I'm baffled because I really don't see how my life which for the most part will be short and uneventful, will have any significance to God.