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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-11-2012, 01:26 AM
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Your assumption is incorrect. I was home schooled. I'm almost certain I typed oxymormon.
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Really? You were home schooled and you're this stupid?
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-11-2012, 01:46 AM
not as stupid as those before me. I took a screeny of my post before I clicked submit so I know what word I typed. I then looked at my post the instant after I submitted. Unless someone is very quick it was not a human that changed the word I wrote. So it was either God or this forum automatically edits certain words. Either way I'm not particularly fussed, believing I actually meant to type Mormon speaks more of the readers intelligence than mine.
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01-11-2012, 08:10 AM
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-11-2012, 12:29 PM
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Your assumption is incorrect. I was home schooled. I'm almost certain I typed oxymormon.
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Indeed you did!
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-12-2012, 03:46 PM
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Idiot doesn't really cut it in your case. You're a m oron.
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Well, maybe you're not quite as big a mo ron as I thought. Everyone should read the Bible, cover to cover.
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for anyone interested in linguistics - oxy means sharp and mormon means dull (blunt)
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I took a screeny of my post before I clicked submit so I know what word I typed.
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Anyone can fake a screenshot using Photoshop.
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01-12-2012, 09:47 PM
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did I post the screeny?
I just said I took one so that I could be certain of what I had typed.
For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-12-2012, 09:58 PM
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did I post the screeny?
I just said I took one so that I could be certain of what I had typed.
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He was saying you are such a fraud (as in an Atheist) you would fake your own spell check to pretend you didn't make a mistake.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-12-2012, 10:12 PM
Firstly I'm not an atheist, secondly I never said I didn't make a mistake.
For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-13-2012, 12:41 AM
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Firstly I'm not an atheist, secondly I never said I didn't make a mistake.
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Why can't you take responsibility for your inability to spell m oron?
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-13-2012, 12:44 AM
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Why can't you take responsibility for your inability to spell moron?
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Ever met a libratard that could take responsibility for any of their mistakes? The whole lot are nothing but m orons.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-13-2012, 01:51 AM
I take responsibility for all my mistakes. I don't have the luxury of blaming God or Satan. Personal Responsibility is a big thing for atheists and agnostics.
For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-13-2012, 02:26 AM
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I take responsibility for all my mistakes. I don't have the luxury of blaming God or Satan. Personal Responsibility is a big thing for atheists and agnostics.
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So you admit to being an atheist now? And I'm supposed to believe you about the 88?
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-13-2012, 02:42 AM
You fail again at interpreting the written word. 3 sentences and you read subtext that isn't there. How on earth did you make it through the bible?
I'm an agnostic, And I am not a Nazi.
For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-13-2012, 03:54 AM
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You fail again at interpreting the written word. 3 sentences and you read subtext that isn't there. How on earth did you make it through the bible?
I'm an agnostic, And I am not a Nazi.
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You're quite correct.
A nazi is a Catholic.
An agnostic is just a gutless atheist.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-15-2012, 01:42 PM
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You're quite correct.
A nazi is a Catholic.
An agnostic is just a gutless atheist.
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Yes I'm sure Nazis had all those Bible burning ceremonies because they were catholic.
Atheists believe there is no God. Agnostics believe that there is a possibility God exists. As for gutless, maybe in the fact that I don't have burden of proof, but in fact seeing as it makes me an enemy to both sides could be seen as a more risky life attitude.
For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-15-2012, 01:49 PM
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Yes I'm sure Nazis had all those Bible burning ceremonies because they were catholic.
Atheists believe there is no God. Agnostics believe that there is a possibility God exists. As for gutless, maybe in the fact that I don't have burden of proof, but in fact seeing as it makes me an enemy to both sides could be seen as a more risky life attitude.
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Catholics hate the Bible - it contradicts all their dogma.
God either exists or He does not. There is no middle ground. No wonder you are so confused.
You're either totally sure God exists based on the mountain of evidence we have or you are not. We present you with the evidence and you are still not sure? Perhaps you are just pre-chosen to burn and your brain doesn't work. It's impossible to tell by looking and only God knows so you may as well keep on trying but I wonder at why you think he "might" exist. The evidence is overwhelming!
God is not a wishy washy idea you make up in your head to justify yourself when you can't think of a cogent argument to justify your prejudices or make yourself feel less scared of dying. God is real and is described in the Bible. If you don't accept the Bible or you reject bits you don't like, then what evidence is there for God?
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-15-2012, 01:57 PM
Ok.
put simply:
I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.
For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-15-2012, 02:09 PM
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Ok.
put simply:
I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.
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And yet here we are with all the evidence that such a thing is true. There is no other evidence for God but the words of the Bible and the insight it gives you into His creation and manifestations of his will.
All the cherry pickers and scripture twisters in the world can't get away from that simple fact that is the underpinning of how much true faith I have in God. You need to take stock of this and love the Bible for revealing that to us and act on your instincts. Because your cherry picking friend is just trying to convert you into thinking like him. You must read the Bible and see if God exists for yourself. It will change your life, friend.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-15-2012, 11:15 PM
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Ok.
put simply:
I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.
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Why would this baffle you?
The LORD knows everything, when you're sleeping, when you're awake, your inner most thoughts:
Lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.
Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.
Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted with all my ways.
Psalm 139:1-3
He doesn't "take attendance," He notices when we are paying attention to Him and when we are not.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-16-2012, 01:02 AM
I'm baffled because I really don't see how my life which for the most part will be short and uneventful, will have any significance to God.
For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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