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Exclamation The Ceres hoax by NASA: "Dawn probe", "dwarf planet", "bright spots" and other delusions - 03-03-2015, 12:57 PM

Secular scientists are tireless when it comes to inventing fictional celestial bodies and "spacecraft" that try to reach God's Firmament (Genesis 1:6-8). Now they are claiming to have sent a "probe" into "space" in order to take photographs of "dwarf planet" called Ceres of 1 Ceres. This lump of stone is apparently "the largest asteroid" composed of ice and minerals. In addition, they are claiming that this lump of crap is a "remaining protoplanet", a piece of an atheist jigsaw puzzle that allegedly formed the Earth by multiple collisions and "gravity". All this is preposterous and for all true Christians™ it is obvious that all this has been invented only to gain credibility for evolution by chance whereas we know that everything must have a final cause and this cause is JESUS!



As atheists also visit our Forum, I have gathered here evidence provided by Creation Science that shows without any doubt that
  1. This "dwarf planet" aka "asteroid" does not exist in the form we are told.
  2. The mission is, in fact, a poorly disguised attempt to introduce sodomy.
  3. The atheists scientists have been deceived by Jesus as a test to assess their purity and potential for Salvation.
  4. They have failed and...
  5. By realizing how Jesus tests us we can discard the delusions of "celestial bodies" and see the world as God meant it to be perceived.
Glory!

1. The "dwarf planet" aka "asteroid" 1 Ceres is fictional

The "best evidence" atheists have for this Ceres are photoshopped images apparently depicting a spherical moon with some craters and mysterious "bright spots". At first glance some of these images look quite plausible.



I admit that this could be an actual object that has been photographed. Of course, it is not an actual "dwarf planet" but probably a fecalith, a lump of feaces that has been petrified in the intestine. The similarity is striking!



But, at least, this could be a real image and not just something computer-generated. However, it gets worse. The newer images are utterly unconvincing. One of them shows how the atheists "scientists" have forgotten that they were supposed to present a round object and, by mistake, they publish a ribbon-like, flat picture.



Finally, they have composed a low-quality video of the alleged object.



However, Truth™ will win as promised.

Proverbs 12:19
The lip of truth shall be established for ever: but a lying tongue [is] but for a moment.


2. The sodomy probe

Alone the word "PROBE" should alert everybody to the perils of this project. Probes are usually devices that are used for cavity searches and other rectal examinations. With the fecalith connection this is a clear sign of trying to make sodomy acceptable and commonplace. Of course, it gets worse. The name of this "dwarf planet" is also the name of a pagan idol, Ceres, goddess of fertility, crops and motherly relationships. We actually need LESS sexual relationships, not more. In addition to idolatry, the Ceres probe also shows mysterious "bright spots". The atheists are all over the place with these and claim that they are volcanoes.



They also claim that this "dwarf planet" is deep frozen lump of ice. Everybody knows that volcanoes produce lava and brimstone (also present in the furnace of hell). They are red, not white. There are several other explanations to these spots.
a. They are signs of leprosy!
Leviticus 13:2
When a man shall have in the skin of his flesh a rising, a scab, or bright spot, and it be in the skin of his flesh like the plague of leprosy; then he shall be brought unto Aaron the priest, or unto one of his sons the priests:
b. They are simply dead pixels that appear on the screen because Jesus wants to tell us something (more about this soon).

3. This is a test by Jesus

We know that God deceives unbelievers all the time. Jesus sends them mirages to examine if these people are willing to accept preposterous lies instead of God's Commands.

Jeremiah 4:10
Then said I, Ah, Lord GOD! surely thou hast greatly deceived this people and Jerusalem, saying, Ye shall have peace; whereas the sword reacheth unto the soul.


2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

These are the key verses. They show that God is testing us all the time! We cannot trust the observations of our senses nor those by atheist scientific instruments. WE CAN ONLY TRUST JESUS AS WRITTEN BY HIS HAND IN THE GOOD BOOK! The possibility of being deceived is always there. It is a simple task for Jesus to send some stray white pixels to a computer. It is as easy for Him to provide screens with images of "dwarf planets" that do not exist. All these pictures must be just delusions. There are no actual objects anywhere. Just random bytes that Jesus has generated to determine who deserved to get into heaven.


4. Failure

Verily, these atheist scientists have failed. They trust their instruments and images, not Jesus. They will not get into Heaven.

Matthew 23:25
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.


5. You too can see the Real World of God's Creation

Also we can be deluded. It is easy to see the horizon as something curved. It is easy to trust one's eyes and the images that swarm on our screens. The first step to recovery is to accept that they are all fictional. they do not exist. They are just artwork by Jesus to see if we believe lies. We can change our perception if we have Faith, pray, repent and accept Jesus. Previously I struggled as I saw the Earth as round. But by persistently reading the Bible I have been healed and now, as I look around, I see the magnificent disk of the flat planet earth and the hemisphere of the Firmament above it. I no longer see the pictures of planets or nebulae but in their place there are the glorious stars that God created.

Brethren and Sisters! Look at the images above. Persist! Be patient! Gradually - if you pray - you will see how these lumps of fecal matter dissolve and you will only see God's glory. The True and Magnificent Creation of Jesus.

John 1:9
That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world.





Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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