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Unhappy Still feeling my way around here - 04-12-2016, 10:10 AM
Thank you for allowing me to join this very interesting Church forum. i am probably what many of you would call a sinner and probably not worth the effort of trying to save. I have had a shady past but am, hopefully, correcting my ways. I am making serious attempts to find Jesus and God, all of you are welcome to help me and i appreciate people being honest with me. I will do my best to answer as honestly as i can any question asked and will listen to all advice given.

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Jesus Re: Still feeling my way around here - 04-12-2016, 10:17 AM
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Thank you for allowing me to join this very interesting Church forum. i am probably what many of you would call a sinner and probably not worth the effort of trying to save. I have had a shady past but am, hopefully, correcting my ways. I am making serious attempts to find Jesus and God, all of you are welcome to help me and i appreciate people being honest with me. I will do my best to answer as honestly as i can any question asked and will listen to all advice given.

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Dear Vreb,

While your name is obscure and causes some confusion genderwise, you seem to be a sincere person seeking Salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ. That is highly recommended.

1 Peter 2:2
As newborn babes, desire the sincere milk of the word, that ye may grow thereby:

Hence, I can see that there is potential for eventual entry into Heaven with adequate Repentance and Education! What is your current denomination and have you started to study the Bible avidly? Any favorite verses yet? Have you been begetting?


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Still feeling my way around here - 04-12-2016, 10:46 AM
Apologies yes I am a male.




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Dear Vreb,

While your name is obscure and causes some confusion genderwise, you seem to be a sincere person seeking Salvation through our Lord Jesus Christ. That is highly recommended.

1 Peter 2:2
As newborn babes, desire the sincere milk of the word, that ye may grow thereby:

Hence, I can see that there is potential for eventual entry into Heaven with adequate Repentance and Education! What is your current denomination and have you started to study the Bible avidly? Any favorite verses yet? Have you been begetting?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer
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Default Re: Still feeling my way around here - 04-12-2016, 11:22 AM
Hello, Vreb! to these Godly forums!

We are so glad you're here.

Please tell us where you attend church, what your favorite Bible verses are, how many children you have, and when you found !

In Christ,
Mrs. Paddy McIrish

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