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03-18-2016, 03:33 PM
Romans 8:38, 39 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord
sometimes i come in from the poppy fields and my supper is not ready. my wife is walking around the house talking on a mobile phone and not looking after me properly, what punishment is suitable for such a sin
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Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!! -
03-18-2016, 04:02 PM
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Romans 8:38, 39 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord
sometimes i come in from the poppy fields and my supper is not ready. my wife is walking around the house talking on a mobile phone and not looking after me properly, what punishment is suitable for such a sin
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Dear Sinner,
Let us begin by praising Jesus for showing you this Forum.
Is the verse from Romans your favorite? You can see mine below. You might also want to tell us about your path to Jesus and how you worship Him.
Now, on to your question. It is imperative that you understand your own part in this unfortunate situation. You have failed Jesus by letting things go too far. Who purchased the cellphone? Who allowed its continued possession? God has ordered us definite roles as men and women and all possible intersexuality and ambiguous genitalia are not His designs but allowed by Him because of the revolting act of the first woman (Genesis 3:6). You must accept your guilt in the proceedings and understand that unless you become a manly person, your chances for Salvation dwindle into oblivion. You become like a female human.
1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
You must first discipline yourself ( ashes, sackcloth and fasting are always good methods to mortificate your flesh) and this will guide you to discipline the woman also and give you a start on the path to Jesus.
Job 36:10
He openeth also their ear to discipline, and commandeth that they return from iniquity.
It was a privilege to help you.
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03-18-2016, 04:11 PM
thank you for your wise words, i will strive to learn to become a good man and a strong man just as the lord intended. would hiding the cellphone battery be a manly reaction? Ephesians 5:22-25
Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands. Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her,
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03-18-2016, 04:18 PM
forgot to mention that i havn't found god yet but i am waiting to find him.i really want to believe but life is very challenging and continuously throwing obsticles in the way.
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03-18-2016, 04:23 PM
my favourtie verse is
Isaiah 13:9 “Behold, the day of the Lord comes, cruel, with wrath and fierce anger, to make the land a desolation and to destroy its sinners from it.”i would like to say i am a student in religion and enjoy learning about the lord
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Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!! -
03-18-2016, 06:35 PM
Welcome friend!
The explanation for your wife ignoring your needs is simple. You are a filthy towelhead and not a Godly Christian.
Get right with God friend, before it is too late!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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03-19-2016, 04:35 AM
You openly profess to be a camel-humping raghead, and then wonder why bad things happen to you?
The explanation is simple. Jesus is warning you. He is showing you grace by warning you that you are a filthy, worthless, unsaved sinner who is fit for the scrap heap of Hell. He is telling you to get right with Him before it is too late, and you find yourself neck-deep in boiling tar with a white-hot poker crammed down your throat.
Take Jesus's warning, or spend eternity roasting in Hell while wishing you had.
Leviticus 19:19
"Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee."
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03-19-2016, 09:10 AM
What in tarnation is a Muslim Baptist?
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03-20-2016, 02:02 AM
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What in tarnation is a Muslim Baptist?
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Well said, brother! What in the good Lord's holy Name is a Muslim Baptist?
Leviticus 19:19
"Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee."
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Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!! -
03-20-2016, 02:22 AM
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You openly profess to be a camel-humping raghead, and then wonder why bad things happen to you?
The explanation is simple. Jesus is warning you. He is showing you grace by warning you that you are a filthy, worthless, unsaved sinner who is fit for the scrap heap of Hell. He is telling you to get right with Him before it is too late, and you find yourself neck-deep in boiling tar with a white-hot poker crammed down your throat.
Take Jesus's warning, or spend eternity roasting in Hell while wishing you had.
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You make good sense here, but your avatar betrays you as a teen or tweenie girl, frequenting Tumblr and Buzzfeed and Deviant Art and image-heavy articles described as "Cute!" and "Aw!"
If you want people to take you seriously you might consider presenting yourself as a respectable, Bible-Believing Christian, not a weeaboo. The Japanese cannot be trusted. They worship things like the tallywacker, not for the glory of seeding the woman's fertile womb, but for entertainment. Our own Pastor Zeke has spent time among the Island Chinamen trying to convert them, but alas, Satan's hold is strong there. It is why Jesus washed half of them away in a giant tsunami not too long ago.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!! -
03-20-2016, 02:51 AM
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You make good sense here, but your avatar betrays you as a teen or tweenie girl, frequenting Tumblr and Buzzfeed and Deviant Art and image-heavy articles described as "Cute!" and "Aw!"
If you want people to take you seriously you might consider presenting yourself as a respectable, Bible-Believing Christian, not a weeaboo. The Japanese cannot be trusted. They worship things like the tallywacker, not for the glory of seeding the woman's fertile womb, but for entertainment. Our own Pastor Zeke has spent time among the Island Chinamen trying to convert them, but alas, Satan's hold is strong there. It is why Jesus washed half of them away in a giant tsunami not too long ago.
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I just found this on a Google search. Surely my avatar is unimportant? I don't believe that a cutesy avatar necessarily condemns oneself.
I would rather not use a picture of myself or of another person, because humans are fallen, sinful creatures who do not deserve God's love. I would rather use a real creature than a sinful, fallen human. I especially do not wish to use my own face as my avatar, because atheist and mooselimb persecutors of Christians seem to frequent this forum, and I value my safety....
But if you really wish for me to change my avatar, perhaps I will. Do you have any good suggestions?
Leviticus 19:19
"Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee."
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Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!! -
03-20-2016, 03:01 AM
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I just found this on a Google search. Surely my avatar is unimportant? I don't believe that a cutesy avatar necessarily condemns oneself.
I would rather not use a picture of myself or of another person, because humans are fallen, sinful creatures who do not deserve God's love. I would rather use a real creature than a sinful, fallen human. I especially do not wish to use my own face as my avatar, because atheist and mooselimb persecutors of Christians seem to frequent this forum, and I value my safety....
But if you really wish for me to change my avatar, perhaps I will. Do you have any good suggestions?
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The avatar doesn't condemn you, dear. Lack of faith does (John 3:18). Furthermore, your behavior is indicative of the state of your soul, the existence or lack of faith (Matthew 7:17). Your avatar is no more a "real creature" than the mythological hippogriff. If you like animals, the Holy Bible has a number of fantastic creatures from which to choose, such as the mighty unicorn (Numbers 23:22). Alternatively, our forum website has images from which to choose. To do so, go to your "User CP" (found at the top of this page), "choose Settings & Options" (located on the left), and then "Edit Avatar."
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!! -
03-20-2016, 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted by muslim baptist
Romans 8:38, 39 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord
sometimes i come in from the poppy fields and my supper is not ready. my wife is walking around the house talking on a mobile phone and not looking after me properly, what punishment is suitable for such a sin
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Hide that phone, break it, burn it... do whatever...
But you gotta answer one thing: 'Muslim Baptist" what is that?
Romans 8:25 - But if we hope for that we see not, [then] do we with patience wait for [it].
Jeremiah 17:7 - Blessed [is] the man that trusteth in the LORD, and whose hope the LORD is.
Psalms 71:14 - But I will hope continually, and will yet praise thee more and more.
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Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!! -
03-20-2016, 03:11 AM
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The avatar doesn't condemn you, dear. Lack of faith does (John 3:18). Furthermore, your behavior is indicative of the state of your soul, the existence or lack of faith (Matthew 7:17). Your avatar is no more a "real creature" than the mythological hippogriff. If you like animals, the Holy Bible has a number of fantastic creatures from which to choose, such as the mighty unicorn (Numbers 23:22). Alternatively, our forum website has images from which to choose. To do so, go to your "User CP" (found at the top of this page), "choose Settings & Options" (located on the left), and then "Edit Avatar."
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Ah, excuse the "real creature" part.... I meant to say "real creature". But I used the wrong word.
Am I permitted to keep the avatar I have at the moment? I would like to.
Leviticus 19:19
"Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee."
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Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!! -
03-20-2016, 03:15 AM
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Am I permitted to keep the avatar I have at the moment? I would like to.
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But why? You say you found our warm and welcoming site through a Google search, but now you harass us? That's not very nice. What, may I ask, were you searching for that Jesus revealed His Favorite Church to you?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!! -
03-20-2016, 03:18 AM
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But why? You say you found our warm and welcoming site through a Google search, but now you harass us? That's not very nice. What, may I ask, were you searching for that Jesus revealed His Favorite Church to you?
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I meant I found the avatar on a Google search....
I found this church on a Google search about burning Harry Potter books. I joined so I could learn more about Christ.
Leviticus 19:19
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Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!! -
03-20-2016, 03:23 AM
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I meant I found the avatar on a Google search....
I found this church on a Google search about burning Harry Potter books. I joined so I could learn more about Christ.
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Have you burned your Harry Potter books yet, I hope?
They're remarkably evil, you know., trying to pass witchcraft off as children's entertainment.
But only a little less annoying than having to look at that retarded, make-believe cartoon creature every time you post.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!! -
03-25-2016, 03:38 PM
does the avatar make the man/woman?
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03-25-2016, 03:54 PM
wow like all true religious bigots you guys really do believe you can justify yourselves but quoting verses and dishing out punishments for the smallest of infractions. you know who you guys really remind me of? IS another load of religious nutjobs who squash freedom of speach and creative thinking. The fact that you find yourself superior to everyone else makes it all the more obvious that you don't live in the real world but the world of make belief of the bible. it makes me so mad that you still believe in an outdated, usurped, archaic boys club that picks and chooses which parts of the bible it wants to use, just like Islam.Hilary for president
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Re: why won't my wife do as she is told!!! -
03-26-2016, 01:23 AM
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wow like all true religious bigots you guys really do believe you can justify yourselves but quoting verses
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Well, you see, we simply act the way Jesus wants us to act.
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and dishing out punishments for the smallest of infractions. you know who you guys really remind me of? IS another load of religious nutjobs who squash freedom of speach and creative thinking.
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I'm deeply offended. How dare you compare us to a bunch of idiots who disobey God's direct orders by following the Koran instead of the Holy Bible?
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.
Muslims disobey God by adding the Koran, and thus diminishing the value of the True Word of God.
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The fact that you find yourself superior to everyone else makes it all the more obvious that you don't live in the real world but the world of make belief of the bible. it makes me so mad that you still believe in an outdated, usurped, archaic boys club that picks and chooses which parts of the bible it wants to use,
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I am a bit confused here, as in the first part of the statement you seem to imply that the Word of God isn't real and in the second part of that statement you criticize us for not following the Bible 100%. Which one is it, then?
However, please do point out, in which way do you find the teachings of our Church to be cherry-picking.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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