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Hi, I'm not here to Flame You! -
04-11-2016, 02:20 AM
This is important, Jesus will soon arrive and so this needs to be spread far and wide, a request of Jesus himself. You may not believe this, but the seed needs to be planted, when the time comes you will remember, deep within your soul that you were warned.
The planet is getting ready for a Magnetic Reversal, which means the Earth is going to stop rotating in the current direction and then start rotating after stopping in the other direction. You will notice when the Sun does not set and night is not coming. This is the time of the planetary evacuation which is under the command of Jesus arriving from the sky with the celestials beings. I had a recent dream of this too. You can take this or leave it, I'm here to plan the seed. I am a messenger of God, listen within when the times comes.
Pastors, as messenger of Jesus, don't fail your people.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: Hi, I'm not here to Flame You! -
04-11-2016, 02:54 AM
Dear Person,
I think that you should really reconsider your views, as they fail to deliver any compatibility either with the Bible or with the failed natural sciences.
Jesus is a Big Word. We do revere it. We expect it to be correlated to God's message in the Bible.
Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
From the secular viewpoint the reversal of the supposed magnetic field of the Earth is not exactly news but a repeating phenomenon. How could it - from the secular viewpoint - stall the rotation when the strength of that field can barely move a lightweight compass needle. And if you resist with your feeble muscles, you can always win the hand wrestling match against the Terrestrial Magnetism for the control of the needle.
Only God can make the Sun stand still, the Earth moveth not.
Joshua 10:13
And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day.
Please, read some materials that do not necessarily support your position and you might be surprised.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Possibly retarded pothead
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Re: Hi, I'm not here to Flame You! -
04-11-2016, 04:43 AM
Greetings Tava. That is an unusual name. Are you a white man? These are white people of the Baptist type and they are very friendly but I have learned that it is best to avoid angering them. I see you have already aroused their ire. I believe you are mistaken about your theory and it may have something to do with drugs. I am Rastafari and we are against all drugs including alcohol.
Jah Guide
Trevor
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Hi, I'm not here to Flame You! -
04-11-2016, 05:41 AM
This sounds like mormon stuff to me - like what planet are we supposed to evacuate to - Kolob?
I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Mitt Romney was behind this - trying to get all Trump supporters to leave.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Serving Jesus
True Christian™
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Hi, I'm not here to Flame You! -
04-11-2016, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by tava6655
This is important, Jesus will soon arrive and so this needs to be spread far and wide, a request of Jesus himself. You may not believe this, but the seed needs to be planted, when the time comes you will remember, deep within your soul that you were warned.
The planet is getting ready for a Magnetic Reversal, which means the Earth is going to stop rotating in the current direction and then start rotating after stopping in the other direction. You will notice when the Sun does not set and night is not coming. This is the time of the planetary evacuation which is under the command of Jesus arriving from the sky with the celestials beings. I had a recent dream of this too. You can take this or leave it, I'm here to plan the seed. I am a messenger of God, listen within when the times comes.
Pastors, as messenger of Jesus, don't fail your people.
More information also found here:
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a Video here:
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This bizarre and dangerous theory smacks of the round ball Earth theory, the space travel hoax, false prophecy and it directly contradicts God's word on the Final Days. God's people will not withdraw to some bastion in outer space. Rather it is His word that we will meet the forces of Satan and defeat them here on Earth, with the Lord Jesus as our general.
Clearly, the End Times are upon us. There is little disagreement on that subject. The promised signs have been observed and the conditions are as they were foretold. Jesus has said that no one, not even Him, will know the exact day and time of His return, but that it will be soon is obvious. Christians must prepare for the Final Days. The Devil's people are already active and about to strike. Mohammedans are on the march in godless Europe, hoping to quickly seize that large area. Bernie Sanders is being taken seriously and Hillary Clinton looms. Blue Bell Ice Cream was infected with listeria. We must be ready for the main attack when it comes, but we will not be evacuating to some imaginary planet with Buck Rogers at the wheel of the space ship.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Hi, I'm not here to Flame You! -
04-12-2016, 07:28 AM
Pray tell, why is your very poor introductory thread entitled, "Hi, I'm not here to Flame You [SIC]!"?
Why would the thought of flaming us even be in your head?
Do you walk into a retail store and immediately announce, "Hi, I'm not here to shoplift!"?
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