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Grammar Nazi Re: Hello, I am new. - 03-20-2016, 05:15 AM

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I don't even understand why these Anglo-Saxo grammar rules are a big deal? I don't know any grammar from Old English or any other old Anglo-Saxon Germanic languages.

It's not like I can change my username. Anyway, my username is not possessive, so why is it a concern? If it were possessive it would be Engle's. I picked Engles because it sounds similar to "Angels", and I figured that the username Angels would already have been used.
Of course, our Young Friend,

My apologies, I understand now that your intentions were good although you lacked some of the data to make a fully-informed decision upon your username. Ignorance is not something Jesus particularly likes but He tolerates it quite well. Our Lord is Merciful (Jonah 4:2) and Reasonable:

Numbers 15:27
And if any soul sin through ignorance, then he shall bring a she goat of the first year for a sin offering.

Please understand that the Anglo-Saxons had not yet invented the proper use of the apostrophe, and that is why they wrote the genitive (our possessive) "engles" and not "engle's" as you suggested [(that would be anachronistic, they were not as sophisticated as modern Americans) ( "engles" comes from the nominative "engel" which actually does mean "angel" so you were not far off, praise Jesus)]. The simple genitive was engles (your username) but there was no danger of confusing this with the plural "englas". They were a primitive people and lacked also the Word of God in its pure KJV form. They reside in the place depicted below (Revelation 20:15) at the moment and, in fact, for the foreseeable future or, in fact, for Eternity!






We're so happy that you are here with a chance to avoid that unpleasantness!


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Default Re: Hello, I am new. - 03-20-2016, 05:54 AM

Regarding this wall, will it be as big as the Great Wall of China? Will NASA have to say that it's visible from the moon? Or if NASA doesn't say that, will they finally admit that it was all one big hoax about the moon landing?


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Default Re: Hello, I am new. - 03-20-2016, 09:08 AM

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I don't even understand why these Anglo-Saxo grammar rules are a big deal? I don't know any grammar from Old English or any other old Anglo-Saxon Germanic languages.

It's not like I can change my username. Anyway, my username is not possessive, so why is it a concern? If it were possessive it would be Engle's. I picked Engles because it sounds similar to "Angels", and I figured that the username Angels would already have been used.
This all sounds like that homo talk. Imagine it being said by a lisping, mincing queerboy and you'll see what I mean.

Are you one of those turd nudgers, friend? Admit it, if it is so, because we have an excellent track record in turning queers back to procreation as God intended here at Landover. Anal sex seeking is what keeps you atheists from Jesus in the first place. Have you really thrown off Satan's yoke and rediscovered the urge to beget soldiers for Christ? Are you just mocking Jesus or do you realise that the fires of Hell are as real as Jesus' temporary death?

A speedy answer will please Jesus.



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Default Re: Hello, I am new. - 03-21-2016, 09:14 PM

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Hello, my username is Engles. I am a recently-converted Christian; my mind was long polluted by atheist filth, before I prayed to Christ to purge it from my mind. I have not yet entered Freehold but for now, I will learn from this godly forum.

My interests are:
1) Sleeping
2) Eating
3) Reading the KJV1611 Bible
4) Using cute Pokémon as avatars, but for no reason other than some are cute. Others are hideous as hell. No, I do not play those games, but I used to when I was a little kid.
5) Praying for the deaths of ungodly Satanists and Mooselimbs
6) Burning Harry Potter books
7) Reading this godly forum
8) Throwing bacon at mosque doors

9) Cheering for Donald Trump

Who cares, cause our lawn guy Moses Readon Haines got his ass thrown in jail for stealing Phyllis Nolans easter ham that she be smokin and threw it at the Moskue window up in Melbourne a few weeks ago.
The damn fool aint been able to make no bail and his kids been raising hell all last week cause aint no grown up to watch them.. Lawd hab mercy......


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Default Re: Hello, I am new. - 03-25-2016, 05:07 AM

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Hello, my username is Engles. I am a recently-converted Christian; my mind was long polluted by atheist filth, before I prayed to Christ to purge it from my mind. I have not yet entered Freehold but for now, I will learn from this godly forum.

My interests are:
1) Sleeping
2) Eating
3) Reading the KJV1611 Bible
4) Using cute Pokémon as avatars, but for no reason other than some are cute. Others are hideous as hell. No, I do not play those games, but I used to when I was a little kid.
5) Praying for the deaths of ungodly Satanists and Mooselimbs
6) Burning Harry Potter books
7) Reading this godly forum
8) Throwing bacon at mosque doors

9) Cheering for Donald Trump


My favorite verse: Leviticus 19:19. "Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee."


I hope to learn here and continue to grow in Christ.
Kindly give us your real name and age and gender. What church were you raised in? We don't need to hear about your perverted relationship with the chink "pokerman" demons.


Kindly post a proper introduction. Now.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello, I am new. - 04-03-2016, 05:31 PM

Hello, Pastor Zeke.

I am 18 years old, male, and my name is John Brown.


Would you like any more information? Sorry for the late reply.


Leviticus 19:19

"Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee."
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