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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-27-2011, 10:11 PM
AIDS can also be transmitted through intravenous needles. A good friend of mine, actually, last weekend had me attend his grandfathers funeral with him. Cause of death: HIV transmitted through a blood transfusion back in 1975. It's a miracle that he lived so long, but this is proof of two things:
1. Bad things happen to good people (his grandfather was a southern baptist preacher)
2. Straight people can get AIDS as well.
And no, I'm not a woman, I'm just a gay guy. With a 3.9 GPA in mathematics.
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He has shown thee, O man, what is good and what the Lord requires of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-27-2011, 10:15 PM
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AIDS can also be transmitted through intravenous needles. A good friend of mine, actually, last weekend had me attend his grandfathers funeral with him. Cause of death: HIV transmitted through a blood transfusion back in 1975. It's a miracle that he lived so long, but this is proof of two things:
1. Bad things happen to good people (his grandfather was a southern baptist preacher)
2. Straight people can get AIDS as well.
And no, I'm not a woman, I'm just a gay guy. With a 3.9 GPA in mathematics.
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Well I don't know what "GPA" means (gay pervert abomunation?), but I do know that you're wrong about how the AIDS is spread.
God does it.
You see when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. And you'd better thank Him for it.
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Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:
14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:
14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:
14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:
14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-27-2011, 10:17 PM
Grade Point Average. I'm pulling pretty much straight A's, or about 97% in that class.
And okay, so by that logic, whenever you get a cold is it God punishing you for something you did wrong?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-27-2011, 10:26 PM
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And okay, so by that logic, whenever you get a cold is it God punishing you for something you did wrong?
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God punishes us all as He sees fit. Ours is not to question Him, because He is God. He knows a lot more than we do. A LOT more.
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Isaiah 55:8-9: For my thoughts [are] not your thoughts, neither [are] your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For [as] the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.
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And it's not logic, it's God's Will.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-27-2011, 10:31 PM
Implying that our God doesn't use logic.
And "logic" here is defined by consciously thinking about what one is going to do. For example, if God were to send a tornado to Westboro, Arkansas, his logic might be that the people have sinned so much that he would destroy them. Or, with my luck, and knowing how much God hates Portland, he'd probably send a meteor or a rogue nuclear missile driving into downtown.
Everyone uses logic, no matter what their intelligence level or the level of their omnipotence is. Alas, however, God's will be done, so hopefully he doesn't decide to nuke Portland tomorrow. :/
Micah 6:8
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-27-2011, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by NoFriendofGod
Implying that our God doesn't use logic.
And "logic" here is defined by consciously thinking about what one is going to do. For example, if God were to send a tornado to Westboro, Arkansas, his logic might be that the people have sinned so much that he would destroy them. Or, with my luck, and knowing how much God hates Portland, he'd probably send a meteor or a rogue nuclear missile driving into downtown.
Everyone uses logic, no matter what their intelligence level or the level of their omnipotence is. Alas, however, God's will be done, so hopefully he doesn't decide to nuke Portland tomorrow. :/
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Now you seem to be getting it.
Amos 3:2-6 You only have I known of all the families of the earth: therefore I will punish you for all your iniquities.
Can two walk together, except they be agreed?
Will a lion roar in the forest, when he hath no prey? will a young lion cry out of his den, if he have taken nothing?
Can a bird fall in a snare upon the earth, where no gin is for him? shall one take up a snare from the earth, and have taken nothing at all?
Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-31-2011, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by NoFriendofGod
AIDS can also be transmitted through intravenous needles. A good friend of mine, actually, last weekend had me attend his grandfathers funeral with him. Cause of death: HIV transmitted through a blood transfusion back in 1975. It's a miracle that he lived so long, but this is proof of two things:
1. Bad things happen to good people (his grandfather was a southern baptist preacher)
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And you believed him? Would homersexual grandpa admit he got his AIDS from getting banged by horny faggots? I bet no... He was probably closet catlic, not really baptist.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-03-2011, 07:41 AM
One of the oldest and most traditional gay organizations is the Catholic Church. Being homosexual and molesting altar boys is an elementary requirement of membership. Since openly gay men were persecuted and discriminated over previous centuries the catholic church came to the conclusion that to preserve their boy loving lifestyle they should pretend to oppose homosexuality strictly.
The head of this organization is called the Pope. The key requirement to become pope is to have a long history of committing and hiding child surprise sex and the ability to suck a golf ball through a key hole.
The official priest motto is known to be: "They can't be too young, just too tight."
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Angel of Light
One of the oldest and most traditional gay organizations is the Catholic Church. Being homosexual and molesting altar boys is an elementary requirement of membership. Since openly gay men were persecuted and discriminated over previous centuries the catholic church came to the conclusion that to preserve their boy loving lifestyle they should pretend to oppose homosexuality strictly.
The head of this organization is called the Pope. The key requirement to become pope is to have a long history of committing and hiding child surprise sex and the ability to suck a golf ball through a key hole.
The official priest motto is known to be: "They can't be too young, just too tight."
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Another Catholic priest motto is : "If it dont fit, force it".
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 11:38 AM
Some early warning signs on male homosexuality:
- Using Mac
- Using iPad
- Never launching a file manager when using a computer
- Prefer to buy new stuff instead of screwing it apart and fixing it yourself
- Talk far more than average
- Prefer syncing music with iTunes to dragging and dropping files with file manager
- Prefer pop ballads and rnb over rock music
- Actually following the guidelines from left-wing media what music is politically correct to listen to
- Afraid of insects and spiders
- Afraid of dirt
- Afraid of wires
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 12:34 PM
these queers are every were,I belive we should gather them in one place and exterminate them.The world would be better off without them.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 12:43 PM
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these queers are every were,I belive we should gather them in one place and exterminate them.The world would be better off without them.
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You would break Secular Law?
That's not at all Biblical.
Romans 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
Romans 13:3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
Romans 13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Romans 13:5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
Romans 13:6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,
Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.
1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 01:48 PM
Does the Bible not say to hate the sin but love the sinner?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 02:00 PM
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Does the Bible not say to hate the sin but love the sinner?
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Not quite friend. Perhaps this passage will put things into perspective for you:
Proverbs 8:36 (King James Version)
But he that sinneth against me wrongeth his own soul: all they that hate me love death.
God is telling us that if you sin, you should die. Plain and simple.
So He really has no personal opinion about sin, but a fairly strong one about the sinner. Do you sin?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 03:45 PM
Is actually looking forward to the royal wedding as if those have any relevance in today's world.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 03:59 PM
Yes i admit I have sinned. We all have. Like Romans 3:23 (KJV) says "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 04:14 PM
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Does the Bible not say to hate the sin but love the sinner?
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Yes i admit I have sinned. We all have. Like Romans 3:23 (KJV) says "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"
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These are the only two posts you have made as of this writing, neither of which has anything to do with the topic of this thread. If your next post in this thread has nothing to do with hints on how to recognize a sodomite, there will be consequences.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 04:55 PM
I once heard that if a man holds his wrists at or above his elbows while standing or walking, he is in fact a sodomite. I have witnessed this on many occasions and they always have at least one or two more flags.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 06:11 PM
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Yes i admit I have sinned. We all have. Like Romans 3:23 (KJV) says "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"
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GLORY, and if you combine that with Proverbs 8:36, what do you richly deserve, like every other mortal human?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
04-21-2011, 06:12 PM
Probably of the "rainbow flag" variety, no doubt. It angers me that sodomites took the symbol of God's promise not to drown the world again and turned it into something sick!
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