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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
02-10-2007, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
Brother Love, I don't believe Brother B-J sends the help's curvaceous daughter to school, where she could be tempted and contaminated by teenage boys (and liebral learning) . . . Surely he wants to keep her well-trained and virginal, so she may either serve his household needs, or be sold at a good price to a desirous Mexican businessman.
Is that correct, B-J?
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Depends if you consider Church Bible study as public school or not Brother Knees, but I think doing house work is all the girl really needs to know. I'm more conserned about her harlotish mother getting herslef pregnate like that. I am not running a brothel in my house.
Speaking of that Sister Mary Maria was a real success last night; Juanita is just the picture of shame and repentance now. She can't look at me and constantly sobs "Jesus help me". So good work Sister Mary!
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
02-10-2007, 10:54 PM
I was only too pleased to help! Gosh, I hope I don't get too prideful from this.
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
02-11-2007, 09:03 AM
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I was only too pleased to help! Gosh, I hope I don't get too prideful from this.
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Fear not Sister M&M. I'm sure that if you become too prideful, Brother BJ will apply the rod to you as is right. Being a good True Christian man, he will be stern but fair.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
02-11-2007, 06:13 PM
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Fear not Sister M&M. I'm sure that if you become too prideful, Brother BJ will apply the rod to you as is right. Being a good True Christian man, he will be stern but fair.
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He may not have to, Brother Davidson! The search for a Godly husband is going very well right now! Brother JIL expressed some and I'm tempted to go to Brother Seeker's wedding to that heathen harlot tomorrow in hopes that Brother JIL will ask if he can court me. But if I was mistaken in his interest, we have the replies to my personal ad narrowed down to five eligible bachelors who will now be interviewed by a panel of pastors who will then decide the best choice for me.
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
02-11-2007, 06:55 PM
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He may not have to, Brother Davidson! The search for a Godly husband is going very well right now! Brother JIL expressed some and I'm tempted to go to Brother Seeker's wedding to that heathen harlot tomorrow in hopes that Brother JIL will ask if he can court me. But if I was mistaken in his interest, we have the replies to my personal ad narrowed down to five eligible bachelors who will now be interviewed by a panel of pastors who will then decide the best choice for me.
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I would like to court you but the pastors must approve of that first.
The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
02-11-2007, 07:00 PM
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I would like to court you but the pastors must approve of that first.
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Praise! The list was narrowed down to two ex-gays, one ex-Negro, one ex-Jew, and Brother William Harrison, who we all know is a little slow in the noggin. You should see who didn't make the cut! Now if only the pastors will approve you courting me!
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
02-13-2007, 04:54 PM
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He may not have to, Brother Davidson! The search for a Godly husband is going very well right now! Brother JIL expressed some and I'm tempted to go to Brother Seeker's wedding to that heathen harlot tomorrow in hopes that Brother JIL will ask if he can court me. But if I was mistaken in his interest, we have the replies to my personal ad narrowed down to five eligible bachelors who will now be interviewed by a panel of pastors who will then decide the best choice for me.
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Ah, Sister M&Ms, there's bad news.
Brother SS has learned that Miss Undecided . . . how can I put this best . . . speaks French.
I believe he'll address the issue in a more appropriate location.
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
02-13-2007, 09:17 PM
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Ah, Sister M&Ms, there's bad news.
Brother SS has learned that Miss Undecided . . . how can I put this best . . . speaks French.
I believe he'll address the issue in a more appropriate location.
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Did I not warn him about that heathen harlot?
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
02-13-2007, 09:32 PM
Background checks people. There is more to bringing people in Freehold than adjusting your tithes, pew rents and gifting the Church; Make sure you have a through back ground check done of anybody you want to be part of the your household. To think we almost had, well almost had one of those people in our Christian community is too horrible to think about.
You all saw the Freehold city public safety film about the unspeakable Diana Hutchenson in the ‘60s. Do you want thank kind of chaos again in Jesus favorite city in America? Remember if Jesus hadn’t open the Pastor’s eyes to the danger as soon as He did the damage would have been ten times worse. A second time Jesus might decided we needed a lesson and not be so helpful. If only Brother Ted Hutchenson had listen to Jesus and got the proper background checks all of that would have never happened.
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
03-01-2007, 08:37 PM
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So, I am considering taking my niece into my home to get her out of the heathen home of my brother. Being that I am single, is it okay for me to do this? Or would is be wrong for me to do this without being marrried? I only have the child's well being on my mind.
And if it is okay for me to take her into my home and under my wing, what is the proper way to discipline/spank a child from a heathen home? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
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How do you intend to do that? Kidnap her?
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
03-01-2007, 09:06 PM
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How do you intend to do that? Kidnap her?
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We said we wanted to help her and now you accusing us of a crime. Look, when people are in trouble one sometimes has to take certian heroic measures to save them but suggesting it some illegal activity is way out of line.
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
03-01-2007, 09:14 PM
He said he want's to take her from his brother, to spank her, I'm sure by asking him politly he is going to accept for sure....
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
03-01-2007, 11:04 PM
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He said he want's to take her from his brother, to spank her, I'm sure by asking him politly he is going to accept for sure....
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What does his hell bound brother have to do with this? The man is clearly in league with Satan by not properly carring for the child. Our TRUE Christian here is only doing what is best for the child.
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
03-01-2007, 11:11 PM
What the hell does he have to do with it? He is the father, and you just want to take the girl from him? Without him having anything to say about that?
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
03-01-2007, 11:12 PM
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What the hell does he have to do with it? He is the father, and you just want to take the girl from him? Without him having anything to say about that?
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If the parent is abusing the child YES! Society does it all the time friend.
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
03-01-2007, 11:19 PM
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What the hell does he have to do with it? He is the father, and you just want to take the girl from him? Without him having anything to say about that?
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Friend;
If this "father" was giving her illegal narcotics, or training her in the ways of terrorist mudslimes, then you would be all for taking action to rescue her, right?
We are supporting the removal of this child because her father is doing worse than that. By withholding the rod of discipline, he is ensuring that the child goes to hell, only to spend eternity being satan's favorite spunkbucket.
Jesus has something to say about THAT!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
03-01-2007, 11:52 PM
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If the parent is abusing the child YES! Society does it all the time friend.
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Well he isn't from what I have read, in this case it is 'girls don't wear pants" who would be abusing by spanking the poor kid.
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
03-02-2007, 12:01 AM
What the Bible says about Parenting
To be a follower of Jesus you must hate your children.
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. -- Luke 14:26
Parents should beat their children.
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. -- Proverbs 13:24
Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. -- Proverbs 22:15
Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14
Disobedient children must be executed.
He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. -- Exodus 21:15
He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17
For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him. -- Leviticus 20:9
God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death. -- Matthew 15:4
Like Abraham, parents should be willing to kill their children for God.
And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham, and said unto him ... Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.... And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son. -- Genesis 22:1-2,10
Rely on the Holy Word of God and you can't go wrong!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
03-02-2007, 12:46 AM
Whatever dude, this is extremely wrong, and I contacted the police about "girls don't wear pants" I will see if they like the idea of kidnapping a little girl to beat her.
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Re: What is the proper way to spank a heathen child? -
03-02-2007, 01:14 AM
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Whatever dude, this is extremely wrong, and I contacted the police about "girls don't wear pants" I will see if they like the idea of kidnapping a little girl to beat her.
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And I suppose you also think it is illegal when we capture wiccans and keep them in our basements to try to convert them to the Love of JESUS.
I wonder what you reaction will be when you read what we do to Homers.
Don't meddle in our business kid. We are doing GOD's work. Sounds like you could use a big helping of JESUS too.
He sent you here for a reason.
With L ve and compassion, Sister Thumper
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