[Brother Love]

ImBill READ IT AND REPENT!!

And, in case you didn't get what the GODLY Pastor Ezekiel was saying to you here is the GODLY SCRIPTURE AGAIN Crackhead SINNER!!

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

[ImBill]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Jesus commands us to judge the unrighteous. If you had ever used a Bible for something other than spare rolling paper for your crack cigarettes, you might know that.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
Ecclesiastes 7:5-6



Enjoy hell, homer.

Who gives you the power to judge others, hmm?

Before you say something that breaks down into "LOL TEH BIBAL," know that the Bible is an imperfect book written in the imperfect language of man, and ergo in unreliable.

Also, I don't smoke crack, and I don't use Bibles as toilet paper. In fact, I was hanging out with some "true Christians" earlier. (Note that you are not a true Christian.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Bucket

I my self have all ready been commended to hell for certain things.

I am very sad for that.

Please feel free to post an introduction in the thread of that same name. We enjoy hearing about the depths of depravity sinners have reached.

All of us have sinned. The difference between you and me is that I am Saved© by the Grace of Christ's blood. No one is beyond Christ's compassion. Better repent before He decides to kill you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by ImBill

Who gives you the power to judge others, hmm?

JESUS CHRIST

Before you say something that breaks down into "LOL TEH BIBAL," know that the Bible is an imperfect book written in the imperfect language of man, and ergo in unreliable.

Prove it.

God tells us that EVERY WORD of the Holy Bible is inerrant. God dictated it, we follow it. Take a look at THIS and see.

Also, I don't smoke crack, and I don't use Bibles as toilet paper. In fact, I was hanging out with some "true Christians" earlier. (Note that you are not a true Christian.)

Do you presume to know more than Jesus? That is pure blasphemy. Only Jesus can decide who is Saved© and who is not. I am not only a True Christian™, but I am a Pastor here.

Keep a civil tongue in your head, or Jesus may tell me to ban you with your other homer buddies.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Originally Posted by ImBill

I'm a communistic, nihilist, violent person.

Aren't communism and nihilism mutually exclusive ideologies, other than the fact that they'll both buy you a one-way ticket straight to Hell?

[ImBill]

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton

Aren't communism and nihilism mutually exclusive ideologies, other than the fact that they'll both buy you a one-way ticket straight to Hell?

No, but due to years of propaganda I forgive you for not knowing the proper definition of Communism.

You see, many years ago a great man by the name of Karl Marx published a book entitled The Communist Manifesto, in which he envision a place where everyone was equal, everyone worked for the benefit of the State, and there was no war.

[ImBill]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Do you presume to know more than Jesus? That is pure blasphemy. Only Jesus can decide who is Saved© and who is not. I am not only a True Christian™, but I am a Pastor here.

Keep a civil tongue in your head, or Jesus may tell me to ban you with your other homer buddies.

The Bible was translated many times, and is therefore a work of man.

[God of Ashes]

Originally Posted by ImBill

The Bible was translated many times, and is therefore a work of man.

Why, hello Bill. I agree. Where is that button...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by ImBill

No, but due to years of propaganda I forgive you for not knowing the proper definition of Communism.

You see, many years ago a great man by the name of Karl Marx published a book entitled The Communist Manifesto, in which he envision a place where everyone was equal, everyone worked for the benefit of the State, and there was no war.

Get thee hence, satan! I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ!

You will stop posting your filthy God-mocking propaganda in God's forum RIGHT NOW!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by ImBill

The Bible was translated many times, and is therefore a work of man.

Prove it. I call you a liar.

[ImBill]

Originally Posted by God of Ashes

Why, hello Bill. I agree. Where is that button...

I don't know, lol.

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Get thee hence, satan! I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ!

You will stop posting your filthy God-mocking propaganda in God's forum RIGHT NOW!

Lol, no.

[God of Ashes]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Prove it. I call you a liar.

Do you honestly think it just fell from the sky? This place is full of ignorance,

[ImBill]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Prove it. I call you a liar.

http://www.biblediscoveries.com/original.html
http://www.ibs.org/bibles/about/15.php

A simple Google search will reveal many more links.

[Brother Love]

Originally Posted by ImBill

No, but due to years of propaganda I forgive you for not knowing the proper definition of Communism.

You see, many years ago a great man by the name of Karl Marx published a book entitled The Communist Manifesto, in which he envision a place where everyone was equal, everyone worked for the benefit of the State, and there was no war.

Karl Marx? Oh yes, one of the CHIEF DEMONS of Satan on earth!

Oh yeah, Communism worked out "real" well, friend. Look at the USSR, China, etc. Have you ever been to a Communist nation? Have you ever witnessed the suffering and inhumanity along with all the injustice? I bet you have seen none of this. Instead you're some SINNER LIE-beral sitting in his Ivory Tower fantasizing about how wonderful Communism is and FORNICATING with the DEVIL at the SAME TIME!!

REPENT SINNER !!

TURN OR BURN !!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by God of Ashes

Why, hello Bill. I agree. Where is that button...

Praise Jesus! You want to send a love offering to Jesus already! The "button" you are looking for is at the bottom of this screen. Scroll down until you see "Paypal" and click right there. You will be immediately connected to our high-priced joo accountants who will set up a tithing plan to suit your budget.

GLORY!!

[God of Ashes]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Praise Jesus! You want to send a love offering to Jesus already! The "button" you are looking for is at the bottom of this screen. Scroll down until you see "Paypal" and click right there. You will be immediately connected to our high-priced joo accountants who will set up a tithing plan to suit your budget.

GLORY!!

Oh no, that's not what I mean.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

There is only one God, and He is not you. Your name is an affrontery and if I were you I'd change it immediately then fall to your knees begging for His forgiveness.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by ImBill

http://www.biblediscoveries.com/original.html
http://www.ibs.org/bibles/about/15.php

A simple Google search will reveal many more links.

So you believe any kind of crazy website you find on the internets, rather than God? What a poor choice. He's one for you:

http://www.white-moth.com/falseprophets.htm

That fool thinks there is a "reptilian conspiracy" afoot. Do you believe that too?

Better put your faith in Jesus, boy.

[God of Ashes]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

There is only one God, and He is not you. Your name is an affrontery and if I were you I'd change it immediately then fall to your knees begging for His forgiveness.

It's only a name not a judgment.

[God of Ashes]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

There is only one God, and He is not you. Your name is an affrontery and if I were you I'd change it immediately then fall to your knees begging for His forgiveness.

It's only a name not a judgment.

And I will not fall to my knees to any kind of person, I refuse.