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Default if only if only - 05-03-2008, 06:16 AM

i plan to write one myself, but you guys wouldn't like it. If the God you love came down now here's what i think he'd go with for a first verse: i'll name it relics

Relics: 1:1 And God said to his followers: I did NOT say that stop twisting my words you sick people and shut the piffle up!

shocking isn't it.
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Default Re: if only if only - 05-03-2008, 06:50 AM

Just wait till you read that post tomorrow after you've sobered up. You won't have any idea what you were talking about either.


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Default Re: if only if only - 05-03-2008, 09:49 PM

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How utterly fascinating, do not let us stop you from your endeavor; please inform us when you've finished, but not until...





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Thumbs down Re: if only if only - 05-15-2008, 08:58 AM

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Relics: 1:1 And God said to his followers: I did NOT say that stop twisting my words you sick people and shut the piffle up!
man you silly, that book not in the bibles. i rebukes you in the names of lord Jesus for wastings his precocious bandwidths wiv your n00bness it a sin
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man you silly, that book not in the bibles. i rebukes you in the names of lord Jesus for wastings his precocious bandwidths wiv your n00bness it a sin
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