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Kerry breaks his leg! -
05-31-2015, 01:20 PM
So many conflicting emotions.
John Kerry had previously undergone 2 hip replacement operations and now this.
I think I know why...
Job 15:20 The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days, and the number of years is hidden to the oppressor.
Job 33:19 He is chastened also with pain upon his bed, and the multitude of his bones with strong pain
I don't like France, but it's going up in my estimation.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/secre...ry?id=31423999
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Re: Kerry breaks his leg! -
05-31-2015, 01:49 PM
Mr. Glass,
Wonderful news and a well-motivated twist of plot orchestrated by Jesus, no doubt! But I'm afraid Mr. Kerry won't understand the warnings of Jesus and will just go on his atheist business as usual.
A word of warning, though! Do not visit France. They are a nation that destroys pious True Christians™ as eagerly as heathen unbelievers. I KNOW!
God also knows:
Exodus 8:4
And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.
We get better freedom fries at home than in Godless France.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Kerry breaks his leg! -
05-31-2015, 04:35 PM
Perhaps this is his punishment for his liberal policies, which turn people away from God, as well as being a member of the Skull and Bones occult group.
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Re: Kerry breaks his leg! -
05-31-2015, 05:49 PM
It is this sanctimonious, holier than thou, "I'm curing global warming and telling you you need exercise" attitude that any single one of the people of the world will tell you is so much hot air. Dear me! Why would anyone think that God did not know Kerry was an asshole?
Is not this broken leg a small ironic jest of reproof from the Almighty and more proof of Him through His Works?
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Re: Kerry breaks his leg! -
05-31-2015, 06:29 PM
I don't understand why, when he broke his leg in France, they flew him to Sweden for treatment. Is this another example of the Obama administration's obsession with socialist medicine?
He has inadvertently done me a big favor, though, as the boys were getting underfoot this afternoon until my dear husband told them the story as a warning against unGodly behavior. They immediately rushed out to play at "cycling like Kerry" in the pouring rain. They're covered in mud, the Band-Aid box is empty and one of the bikes is a write-off, but at least I was able to get the baking done in peace.
I don't think Proverbs 17:5 applies to misfortunes that befall democrats, does it?
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: Kerry breaks his leg! -
06-19-2022, 08:28 PM
A prescient warning unheeded. Yet another reason not to ride a bicycle, nor vote for Joe Biden. So unpresidential.
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Re: Kerry breaks his leg! -
06-19-2022, 10:57 PM
While I'm disappointed that John Kerry isn't suffering from a broken leg right now, I am once more impressed by Trump's statesmanlike conduct. What a genuine and heartfelt expression of compassion and goodwill towards "President" Biden.
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Re: Kerry breaks his leg! -
06-19-2022, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
I am once more impressed by Trump's statesmanlike conduct. What a genuine and heartfelt expression of compassion and goodwill towards "President" Biden.
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I would not be surprised if President Trump sends him a get well card. This guy Trump has a big heart.
Biden's bicycling in around the beach. Trump is more the high risk road-racing kind of guy.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Kerry breaks his leg! -
06-19-2022, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
...Trump is more the high risk road-racing kind of guy.
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I'd pay to see that have someone I don't like watch that.
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Re: Kerry breaks his leg! -
06-20-2022, 07:03 PM
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I would not be surprised if President Trump sends him a get well card. This guy Trump has a big heart.
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I heard on Fox News that Mr. Trump sent more than that - he sent a gift valued by some at hundreds of dollars.
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Re: Kerry breaks his leg! -
06-20-2022, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
While I'm disappointed that John Kerry isn't suffering from a broken leg right now, I am once more impressed by Trump's statesmanlike conduct. What a genuine and heartfelt expression of compassion and goodwill towards "President" Biden.
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We can safely say that John Kerry, married to Teresa Heinz (heir to the Heinz Ketchup fortune), is both a vegetable and a fruit.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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