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A halloween children's story -
10-10-2007, 02:29 PM
Helloween,a Children’s story
The birds were singing and the trees were full of wonderful colors. The waterfall was almost singing in a chorus of angels it was so sweet. Everything was perfect. Except for one person. A man was sitting on a rock with butterflies and bluebirds flying around his head. They were trying to cheer him up. But Jesus was very sad.
Every year at this time when Heaven is at its glory in color, Jesus cries. ‘Why are you crying, Mr. Jesus?” asked a new little angel. She had only been in heaven for a few months. She had been a little girl who was sent away from earth and up to paradise when a hornet’s nest fell on her head. Her brother had been playing with bottle rockets and didn’t see it. But, because she was a True Christian ™ it was the best day of her life. She got to go and see the pearly gates and meet Jesus. Jesus loves little children and is so happy when they make it to Heaven because it is especially difficult for children to get to Heaven.
But this little angel, whose name was Eleanor, made it to paradise because she listened in Sunday school and to her parents. She didn’t go to a public school and listen to lies. She didn’t watch evil television or listen to the radio. No, she listened to God. God speaks to everyone in the Bible. It was difficult for her to read her Bible, but because she wasn’t distracted she could concentrate and understand some of it. She knew the important thing was to honor her parents and do what they said and get baptized and tithe her allowance to Landover Baptist Church .
Jesus looked at this child and said, “I am sad because of the millions of children who are going to hell. Here, I will show you.” Then a white mist came and enshrouded them both and Eleanor felt funny and she was transported to a dark place.
Jesus told her not to be afraid because he was with her, so she wasn’t afraid. The place was dark and glowed with fires and lava. It smelled really bad like rotten eggs. There was screaming and the sound of teeth grinding together. The smoke cleared and little Eleanor could see a big black table. Little children were tied to the table and they were screaming too. Then she saw who was there. There were Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Devil!
Then she could see why her parents told her about Satan Claws! Santa was ripping apart a little girl and slurping her guts up like spaghetti! The Tooth Fairy was beating a boy's head open with a hammer to get at his brains! The Easter Bunny was gnawing a baby’s leg like a carrot! The devil was laughing.
Eleanor was really afraid. But Jesus held her close and his tears comforted her. He said, “Now you know why I cry every year.”
Then she saw Satan stand up and clear his throat. As he did, little bones flew out like when you sneeze with food in your mouth. His voice was horrible and she almost had an accident, but with Jesus behind her she was strong. It sounded like a rabbit screaming when you accidentally burned a brush pile that he was in. But it was deeper and louder.
“So, my friends. Welcome to my birthday. Yes, it’s Halloween. I just love these holidays that give me more power. Think of all the little children who think they’re just dressing up and playing. But we know they’re really giving me their souls. Yes, I play the trick and they are my treats.”
Santa Claus almost choked on a large intestine laughing, but he said, “Yes, and just think how many kids I get on his ( he said this like a snake) birthday! The devil laughed some more and then slapped Santa upside the head. “This is my birthday! Don’t mention the other!” Then they all started laughing and dismembering more children and sucking the meat off of the bones.
Then suddenly they were back up in sunny Paradise where the birds were singing and the harps were playing in every puff of cool refreshing breeze. Jesus looked at Eleanor with teary eyes and said, “ Those poor children. It makes me so sad those democrats and liberals and other bad people do this to little children. I have given everybody a chance to come here in Paradise, but Satan has all these bad people who want little children like you to go to Hell. Why do children celebrate his birthday? Oh little Eleanor, you are so lucky you had good parents who didn’t let you go trick or treating. You are so lucky you didn’t have a Christmas tree or hunt Easter eggs. Aren’t you happy?”
“Yes Sir, Mr. Jesus,” said Eleanor. “Everyday I play on my harp to thank them and I’m going to give them a great big hug when they come up here too! I just wish I was still on Earth and I could tell everyone in our town about the evil of Halloween and trick or treat. I wish I could tell all my friends to stay home and read their Bibles on October 31 and not give the devil more souls. Oh Mr. Jesus I feel so bad for those children and now I know why you’re crying. I really hope those mean secular people leave the children alone and let them find God.”
Jesus smiled for the first time in two days. He kissed her on the forehead and said, “Oh thank you. You are indeed an angel. But my child, for over 2,000 years I have been trying to save people and always Satan has a new way to detour people from the path of righteousness. But, it warms my heart when a precious soul like yours makes its way through the obstacles of modern culture and ends up in my loving arms.”
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: A halloween children's story -
10-11-2007, 12:37 AM
Praise Jesus. What a delightful children's story, Brother. I would like your permission to have this printed and bound so that I may read it to my grandchildren. Are you also a gifted artist? Some pictures would really bring this to life for the little ones, in particular the excerpt below.
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Santa was ripping apart a little girl and slurping her guts up like spaghetti! The Tooth Fairy was beating a boy's head open with a hammer to get at his brains! The Easter Bunny was gnawing a baby’s leg like a carrot!
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Re: A halloween children's story -
10-11-2007, 01:02 AM
Praise Jesus that was a great story.
I'm sure the Sunday School teachers will be printing that and reading it aloud to the toddlers this month.
Thank you for being another effective tool in battling satan.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A halloween children's story -
10-11-2007, 05:44 AM
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Praise Jesus. What a delightful children's story, Brother. I would like your permission to have this printed and bound so that I may read it to my grandchildren. Are you also a gifted artist? Some pictures would really bring this to life for the little ones, in particular the excerpt below.
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You have my permission good sir. I wish I were an artist, but I'm not. Perhaps we should have a contest? maybe the Sunday school class?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: A halloween children's story -
10-11-2007, 06:02 AM
What a wonderful story for children, Brother Mayfield. It reminds me of the original tales collected by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm before the wussy LIEbrals started to edit them and turn our youngsters into homers.
The Holy Spirit is indeed with you.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: A halloween children's story -
10-11-2007, 06:34 AM
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What a wonderful story for children, Brother Mayfield. It reminds me of the original tales collected by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm before the wussy LIEbrals started to edit them and turn our youngsters into homers.
The Holy Spirit is indeed with you.
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Say; why do parents still read 'Peter Pan' to their kids? Homer Pan is more like it. Peter Pan wore green tights & spent all his time with the lost boys. They even LIVED together!' That story isn't called a 'fairy tale' for nothing, is it?
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Re: A halloween children's story -
10-11-2007, 07:40 PM
PRAISE JESUS!!
With your fine and inspiring story of The Power of Jesus, we in Freehold are certain to have a happy and well-adjusted generation of Soldiers for Christ!!
GLORY!!
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Re: A halloween children's story -
10-11-2007, 09:07 PM
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You have my permission good sir. I wish I were an artist, but I'm not. Perhaps we should have a contest? maybe the Sunday school class?
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A wonderful and inspiring story, brother! My Godly son-in-law, Mr Godwin, who is a school teacher, also respectfully asks permission to print your story, for his fourth graders.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: A halloween children's story -
10-12-2007, 05:41 AM
Everybody who is a Christian has my permisssion.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: A halloween children's story -
10-14-2007, 04:38 AM
Okay, I can tolerate your Halloween comments, but
WHY DISS THE LORD'S BIRTH IN THAT SAME STORY???!!!
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: A halloween children's story -
10-14-2007, 05:41 AM
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Okay, I can tolerate your Halloween comments, but
WHY DISS THE LORD'S BIRTH IN THAT SAME STORY???!!!
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Who said anything against Jesus? Do you think that "santa" character is Christ now?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-14-2007, 03:34 PM
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Who said anything against Jesus? Do you think that "santa" character is Christ now?
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No, but you seem to be dissing Christmas in that story. What's going on?
ACTS 5:29
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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10-14-2007, 03:51 PM
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No, but you seem to be dissing Christmas in that story. What's going on?
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What's going on is that Pagans, Catholics and secularists are trying to take the Christ out of Christmas! What do you think of Christmas trees and Santa Claus?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: A halloween children's story -
10-14-2007, 04:00 PM
I just flew over here, in terror, Straight from Mother Glynndie's thread about ipod Homer!s only to find a cat-licking "Father" in here!
Hey, "Father!" How many Children do you have? Don't you Hope all of them get just bagsful of greasy mackerels this year so you can all sit around your cozy fireside snapping on them?!!
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Re: A halloween children's story -
10-15-2007, 09:43 AM
I most certainly did not in any way shape or form say anything against our Lord and savior!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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