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Boy plays Christ -
03-10-2008, 12:25 PM
A boy in washington State decided to be like Jesus and come back from the dead!
http://www.kirotv.com/news/15547029/detail.html
(Although I don't know why they buried him?)
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EVERETT, Wash. -- A 10-year-old boy is in critical condition at Children's Hospital in Seattle after being buried in a backyard sandbox by his playmates.
The boy has been identified as Cody Porter.
The incident happened around 11 a.m. Saturday in the 13800 block of 59th Avenue SE in Everett.
Porter’s half brother, 30-year-old Joshua Quantrille, said Cody was playing with Quantrille's three sons and several other children in the back yard of a home belonging to a family friend.
Quantrille said his children told him Cody came up with the idea that they should bury him, head first, in the sand.Quantrille said Cody was buried about from his head to his chest. At some point, he began thrashing around, but the children apparently thought he was playing.
Snohomish County spokeswoman Rebecca Hover said the other five children soon realized he wasn't breathing and they dug him out and called for help.
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Boy plays Christ -
03-10-2008, 12:45 PM
Reminds me of one of my Guard Dogs.
It keeps grabbing the Maids youngest Niglet.
Takes it out to the garden and buries it with it's bottom sticking out of the ground.
We keep digging it up and the Dog keeps burying it.
Apart from parking a Bicycle which my Dog doesn't own, can anyone think of a reason why this happens?
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Boy plays Christ -
03-10-2008, 04:45 PM
I'm getting tired of the way you people make fun of Easter and joke about people being resurrected Jesus died and was reborn and that was it dummies!! The bunny is the ruler of Easter!!
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Re: Boy plays Christ -
03-10-2008, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Evil bunny
I'm getting tired of the way you people make fun of Easter and joke about people being resurrected Jesus died and was reborn and that was it dummies!! The bunny is the ruler of Easter!!
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JESUS is the Ruler of Easter. Bunnies are pagan symbols.
Dummy.
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Re: Boy plays Christ -
03-10-2008, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Talitha
Reminds me of one of my Guard Dogs.
It keeps grabbing the Maids youngest Niglet.
Takes it out to the garden and buries it with it's bottom sticking out of the ground.
We keep digging it up and the Dog keeps burying it.
Apart from parking a Bicycle which my Dog doesn't own, can anyone think of a reason why this happens?
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Maybe he thinks the Niglet is a chicken bone? They smell like'm, don't they?
It does remind me of one of my favorite verses though:
2 Kings 9:10
And the dogs shall eat Jezebel in the portion of Jezreel, and there shall be none to bury her. And he opened the door, and fled.
Maybe he wants to part eat, part bury her?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Boy plays Christ -
03-11-2008, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Evil bunny
I'm getting tired of the way you people make fun of Easter and joke about people being resurrected Jesus died and was reborn and that was it dummies!! The bunny is the ruler of Easter!!
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Well go away then heathen. If you cant be civil and responsible on here and not trying to attack us, well bye bye.
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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Re: Boy plays Christ -
03-11-2008, 06:32 AM
reborn? I thought he was resurrected?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Boy plays Christ -
03-11-2008, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
reborn? I thought he was resurrected?
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Apparently, the bunny is some sort of Hindu.
Reading the article, I do wonder if the little boy was playing Jesus, or was just a retarded?
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Re: Boy plays Christ -
03-11-2008, 08:15 AM
well, he's dead now. I wonder which cartoon they were watching. Sounds like it should be banned to me.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Boy plays Christ -
03-12-2008, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
well, he's dead now. I wonder which cartoon they were watching. Sounds like it should be banned to me.
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Why? It got one more retarded heathen to Hell that much quicker, without his attempting to sully our Fine Christian daughters!
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