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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Request for Tattoo Standards
Friends, I cannot tell you how much I dislike tattoos. I think marking up God's bodies is not what He had in mind for us.
But, I do not find legal grounds for turning down the license request from All About Faith Tatoos. [...]
Johny Joe Hold, Mayor
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It is with some regret that I have to announce that. following a semi hauling a full cargo of gas hitting the
All About Faith Tatoos Saloon, a raging fire broke out followed by several small explosions. The owners of the parlor were unfortunately killed by the heat causing their
legally held personal protection weapons to fire spontaneously into their heads.
A couple of Bobby-Joe's Boys, who were driving the semi, had been forced to swerve to avoid a cat. They did their best to avoid human habitation and escaped unharmed. They are being celebrated as heroes for the way they calmly walked from the scene and returned to Landover Security HQ.
The matter of tatoos is at an end.
Mayor Hold, if you have any further applications for ungodly abominations, please let Bobby-Joe know. We must be careful that these accidents do not happen again.