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04-05-2015, 08:06 PM
Brothers in Christ, I'll be honest with you; titties scare me. Especially giant ones. And lately I have discovered a new threat that may force us all to look at great big naked flopping boobies bouncing down the streets of Freehold!
There are multiple campaigns going on all over the country aimed at the legalization and forced exhibition of female fun-bags. Yes, nipples and all!
We have " Free The Nipple," complete with a full-length pornographic movie to bolster its appeal.
We have " Free The Boobies," a campaign directed by bulldyke lezbeans who want women to run around naked and burn their bras.
The UFO cult called the Raelians are running a " Go Topless" campaign that demands the legalization of public nudity.
In fact, it is already legal for women to prance around Joo York City without anything to cover their filthy boobies. But then again, I suppose anything is legal there.
The ultraradical gang of feminazis called " FEMEN" have been taking this campaign all over the world. They won't stop until every nipple is exposed and very Bible burned.
There are 44 verses in the Holy Word of God that address nudity. None of them are favorable. Nowhere does God talk about how much He likes to watch bouncing boobies. In fact, He expects us (women especially) to be modest and keep our filthy naked bodies covered up at all times!
Remember what happened when Moses came down from the mountain with the 10 Commandments? He found that Aaron had made the people take off all their clothes and dance naked around his golden calf. Moses was not too happy about that!
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Exodus 32:25 And when Moses saw that the people were naked; (for Aaron had made them naked unto their shame among their enemies
32:26 Then Moses stood in the gate of the camp, and said, Who is on the LORD's side? let him come unto me. And all the sons of Levi gathered themselves together unto him.
32:27 And he said unto them, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side, and go in and out from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbour.
32:28 And the children of Levi did according to the word of Moses: and there fell of the people that day about three thousand men.
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I can tell you that most of those 3,000 men were women. Women who were shamelessly dancing around naked in front of God and Moses and everyone! I would hate to be told by God to slay the ladies of Landover for similar reasons, but I would do it in a heartbeat if that's what God ordered.
Apostasy and pornography go together. When people get away from God, they start taking their clothes off. There was a day in America when nearly ALL women wore dresses (before TV came along). A woman who wore a pair of pants 100 years ago was considered a whore. Today, women who wear dresses are often looked down upon with contempt by other women. They're jealous! They want the femininity which they've lost, but can't have it and still be the feminist she-men they are. You can't have it both ways ladies. Women today have lost their femininity because of feminism and pornography in society. Pornography cheapens a woman's worth in society.
We are surrounded by perversion in America.
This is why I propose that we men form a True Christian™ campaign against naked women. I'm open to your thoughts and suggestions. We need to nip this in the bud.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Topless Women Campaign Gaining Secular Popularity -
04-05-2015, 08:31 PM
I understand that Jews and Gypsies will go around with their boobs banging together, their naughty parts flailing about and sputtering semen all over the place. But they are just animal mud people. Normal people have no business profaning themselves in this way.
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04-06-2015, 12:44 AM
As far as I'm concerned these "titties" just get in the way of a proper seeding. One could liken them to some giant duffel bags that someone is blocking the aisle with in a public conveyance - "madam, would you mind moving your duffel bags - they're blocking the aisle". This is not to mention the trouble this is going to cause by the rubberneckers - traffic could get snarled.
While we don't need it yet here in Freehold, the Mayor should consider having some strong ordinances ready to pass the City council should the need arise.
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04-06-2015, 12:49 AM
Naked teats are used to attract attention for the sale of every kind of item. It is a disgusting and sad fact, but fact it is. I suppose it was only a matter of time before Satan got on to this principle. It is, after all, little different from techniques he has been using since the beginning. Now, the Devil is using sin to further sin. He has the unsaved acting like dogs chasing their tails. Sin begets sin and it just goes on and on, round and round.
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Re: Topless Women Campaign Gaining Secular Popularity -
04-06-2015, 02:23 AM
Asheville NC has a GoTopless day every summer. No doubt the repulsive gaysexuals, the pagan hippies, and the Vanderbilts are behind this.
Anyway I found myself swept up in this atrocity while trying to find the farmer's market.
I can't say this with 100% certainty but all of the topless trash apparently had deformed, asymmetrical udders. I would have came forward earlier but the pain of seeing of recanting all these mismatched teets is quite severe because God has plainly told me what they should look like...
Song of Solomon 7:3 "Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins."
Song of Solomon 7:7 "This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes."
I advise all Landover men to warn their sons about this and ask any potential brides if their bosoms have matching alphanumeric codes.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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04-06-2015, 08:33 PM
The last thing I want to see is a mass of females strutting down the street with breasts flying everywhere. The female gender is sensitive enough without their bosoms acting like temperature sensors reacting to slights wind or glancing touch. Think of the children.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Topless Women Campaign Gaining Secular Popularity -
04-06-2015, 09:19 PM
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The last thing I want to see is a mass of females strutting down the street with breasts flying everywhere. The female gender is sensitive enough without their bosoms acting like temperature sensors reacting to slights wind or glancing touch. Think of the children.
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Yes, brother, whenever something incites the prurient interest, children are always my next thought. There is nothing more traumatic to a youngster than a woman's breast.
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04-07-2015, 12:06 AM
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Yes, brother, whenever something incites the prurient interest, children are always my next thought. There is nothing more traumatic to a youngster than a woman's breast.
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They'd scar a baby's mind for life, I'm certain of that.
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Re: Topless Women Campaign Gaining Secular Popularity -
04-07-2015, 02:38 AM
This demonic movement is growing, Brothers.
How would you feel if you were forced to stare at naked titties as you walk down the street, or shopped at the local mall, or sat on your front porch enjoying the cool breeze?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-07-2015, 04:22 AM
When women show their nipples it is like entrapment. As soon as you start staring at that stuff they're suing for sexual harassment.
Things are going to get worse before they get better.
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04-07-2015, 05:07 AM
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When women show their nipples it is like entrapment. As soon as you start staring at that stuff they're suing for sexual harassment.
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Or rape.
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04-07-2015, 02:57 PM
Obama, turning our soldiers gay and our women into porn stars.
This is what women looked like before Obama destroyed America:
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Topless Women Campaign Gaining Secular Popularity -
04-07-2015, 03:51 PM
Next women will want to walk down the street with their anuses turned inside out, demanding sexual favors from Christian men. There is no place in society for female breasts. The notion that I might be allowed to see evidence of someone's gender is outrageous.
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04-07-2015, 11:31 PM
About the last thing I want to see is some woman walking down the street with her bosoms hanging out for everyone to see.
Yuck!
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04-08-2015, 12:42 AM
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This is what women looked like before Obama destroyed America:
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Sometimes, even the best intentions can lead to the opposite of the desired effect
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04-08-2015, 04:43 AM
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This demonic movement is growing, Brothers.
How would you feel if you were forced to stare at naked titties as you walk down the street, or shopped at the local mall, or sat on your front porch enjoying the cool breeze?
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This plot started out seemingly innocent enough with that negress Janet Jackson with what was euphemistically called a "wardrobe malfunction" - just enough to seduce the American public into a marginal acceptance. The "nipple slip" (or "nip slip") has been joined by the Hellywood likes of Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan to a full blown assault on American Christian Values and the slutification of America.
You could blame the Clintons, but at least that slut Lewinsky had the decency to keep that blue dress on.
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04-09-2015, 02:37 AM
Ever since reading this information Satan has been trying to seduce me.
I can actually hear these repulsive breastesies faintly calling my name as they pass me, "Freddy, here we are. Look over here."
Of course I shrug these attacks off. We should all thank Jesus He prepares us for Satan's whispers.
Psalms 41:7 "All that hate me whisper together against me: against me do they devise my hurt."
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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04-09-2015, 04:47 AM
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Ever since reading this information Satan has been trying to seduce me.
I can actually hear these repulsive breastesies faintly calling my name as they pass me, "Freddy, here we are. Look over here."
Of course I shrug these attacks off. We should all thank Jesus He prepares us for Satan's whispers.
Psalms 41:7 "All that hate me whisper together against me: against me do they devise my hurt."
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I know a sure-fire cure for that. Why don't you join me and my Young Men's Prayer Warrior Circle this Friday night? We often take our ministry to the tittie bars in downtown Des Moines and witness to the strippers. When I pay for a lap dance, those girls get down on their knees and shout GLORY TO GOD, I can tell you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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