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Ladies, throw away your "flesh purses"! -
12-17-2013, 02:57 AM
I don't care about race, religion or creed in this case....IF YOU NEED A HANDBAG, CALL ME ! ! !
I'm sorry, I just can't live in a world where this happens because women cannot afford the proper accessories!
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Ericka Marie Danna Snuck Pot Pipe Into Jail In Her Vagina: Cops
Put this in your pipe and smoke it: An Oklahoma woman arrested for causing a disturbance faces higher charges after officers allegedly discovered a marijuana pipe inside her vagina.
Ericka Marie Danna, 25, was charged with causing a disturbance outside of a home in Oklahoma City on Saturday night.
She was taken to the Oklahoma County Jail and when officers searched her, they found the pot pipe inside her body cavity, KFOR-TV reported.
Police say the pipe found in Danna's sex organ smelled like marijuana, according to OKCFox.com.
Danna was charged with disturbing the peace and attempting to bring contraband into the jail.
As of Monday, she remained behind bars on $5,000 bail, NewsOK.com reported.
Danna isn't the first woman who attempted to use her vagina as a flesh purse of sorts.
In June, Claudia Ibarra, 31, was arrested on suspicion of smuggling drugs from Mexico into the United States after officials found a one-pound package of methamphetamine in her privates.
The black package of drugs was double-wrapped in condoms and was so big that it had to be surgically removed from her pelvis.
In March, Porcha Gross, 21, was arrested after a sheriff's deputy in Okaloosa County, Fla. pulled her over and discovered a marijuana blunt on the floor.
She was taken into custody and, during a cavity search, officers discovered crack cocaine hidden in her genitals.
In October, 2012, Ashley Bellamy, 22, was detained by police who noticed she was walking funny. When a female officer searched, she discovered 36 vials of crack in Bellamy's vagina.
Ladies, throw away your "flesh purses"!
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Re: Ladies, throw away your flesh purses! -
12-17-2013, 03:00 AM
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Ladies, throw away your flesh purses! -
12-17-2013, 03:36 AM
They say it smelled like marijuana.
It smelled like marijuana.
That is just disgraceful.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Ladies, throw away your "flesh purses"! -
12-17-2013, 03:39 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ladies, throw away your flesh purses! -
12-18-2013, 03:06 AM
They smelt of it and it smelled like marijuana.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Ladies, throw away your "flesh purses"! -
12-18-2013, 03:51 AM
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Re: Ladies, throw away your flesh purses! -
12-18-2013, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
They smelt of it and it smelled like marijuana.
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Can you imagine being the rookie on the force charged with that duty?
Talk about a rank initiation!
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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