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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 06:23 PM
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Oh, btw, ain't from France neither. Don't give a piffle about Sarkozi
Eh bien, tu viens ici, en essayant de nous convaincre d'être née (oui, t"es tellement stupide qu'on doit conclure que tu est féminin) en France. Mais passons. Canada. Yawn.

We don't want you "down" - even though both your French and your lack of culture - not mentioning manners - sucks - we want to save your soul.

I'll stop speaking in tongues because the Pastors might actually ban me for that. If after this short discussion, you still think I'm only using Altavista, you have more serious problems than you are aware of already. C'est flex.

PS: without googling: what are the first four verses of "My way"? in French. Its not even from the bible. It's not like Clo-clo died on the cross, did he?

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 06:52 PM
Never even mentionned that I could came from France, neither from Canada. You suppose everything. And no mysoginism with me please, even I ain't a girl, I respect them as my equal. And never said you were using Altavista neither, only that it would be better if you did.

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 07:06 PM
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Never even mentionned that I could came from France, neither from Canada. You suppose everything. And no mysoginism with me please, even I ain't a girl, I respect them as my equal. And never said you were using Altavista neither, only that it would be better if you did.

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 07:15 PM
I will

And for mr. Wide-Open, don't take it personal, I wasn't meaning to insult you anyhow, just wanting to say that you were not translating stuff correctly from french to english

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 07:22 PM
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And for mr. Wide-Open, don't take it personal, I wasn't meaning to insult you anyhow, just wanting to say that you were not translating stuff correctly from french to english
I thought he'd already made it clear that French *can't* be translated into English. This is probably due to the massive inferiority of the french language when compared to American.
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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 07:26 PM
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I thought he'd already made it clear that French *can't* be translated into English. This is probably due to the massive inferiority of the french language when compared to American.
Stay polite please, if you want me to be. This is pure racism, wich is intolerable, whatever your believes.

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 07:41 PM
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Stay polite please, if you want me to be.
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I'm sorry if the truth hurts, but the truth shall set you free. It isn't "racist" to point out the fact the French language is derived from witchcraft.
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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 08:17 PM
Ok, doesn't worth to argue with you, actually. I'll let you with your believes.

But just warning that I'll take personnal any attack against my language and nationality. Respect goes in both ways

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 08:38 PM
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But just warning that I'll take personnal any attack against my language and nationality.
You mean like you did while sipping espresso in your pansy coffee houses while the Wehrmacht were marching down the street outside? Yeah, you guys really got *their* attention!

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 09:03 PM
Ain't atheistic either, i'm coming here with respect. Not like you.
Now i'm done with this topic, as you guy cannot admit to be in mistake here.

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 09:07 PM
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Ain't atheistic either, i'm coming here with respect. Not like you.
Now i'm done with this topic, as you guy cannot admit to be in mistake here.
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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 09:22 PM
The fact is that I ain't here to attack your believes. From the very beginning, all I wanted to say, is that french is a language, as english is, and that someone was giving wrong information about the meaning of some words. Still, you are arguing about random fact about my nationality and are attacking me to try to win your point, wich I think is a weak attitude that doesn't even worth attention.

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 09:32 PM
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Now i'm all confused because of you, dude
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Oh, btw, ain't from France neither. Don't give a piffle about Sarkozi
Oh, so you're a filthy muslim who went over to France to take advantage of their welfare state and riot all the time?
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I thought you were an absurdist? Do you believe that GOD is absurd? If so, you are a vile blasphemer! Or do you think that there's nothing absurd about God? In which case, you're not really an absurdist at all, just a filthy muslim liar!
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The fact is that I ain't here to attack your believes... Still, you are arguing about random fact about my nationality and are attacking me to try to win your point, wich I think is a weak attitude that doesn't even worth attention.
It's quite clear that you're not here to attack our beliefs, you're here to commit terrorist atrocities against our language by mangling it beyond recognition!

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 09:36 PM
No I ain't, seriously. I just wanted to correct a mistake. And still I ain't from, neither living in France.

God ain't absurd. Humankind is.

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 09:40 PM
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No I ain't, seriously. I just wanted to correct a mistake. And still I ain't from, neither living in France.
As Proust once said, " Just cos I aint never said, no, nothing worth saying never ever, never ever, never ever things ave got read into what I never said, till me mouth becomes me ead which ain't not all that clever and it's not not saying one thing nor another neither, either is isn't anything I haven't said, whatever and it ain't not proving that me mind ain't moving and I answer to the name of Trever, however knock me down with a feather."
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Friend, you certainly are doing a pretty good job of proving that point.

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-23-2008, 09:45 PM
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Friend, you certainly are doing a pretty good job of proving that point.
Cool, at least, I will have make you realise something

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-24-2008, 12:52 AM
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Cool, at least, I will have make you realise something
Yes, you have made us all realize (once again) that the Godless cesspool of Europe is worse off than Sodom and Gommorrah was at the time God destroyed them. You are as hellbound as any eurotrash sodomite narco-muslim ever was.

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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-24-2008, 06:29 AM
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Stay polite please, if you want me to be. This is pure racism, wich is intolerable, whatever your believes.
The French language is not a race!

Anyway, absurdism. Salvador Dali and stuff. He's the guy who turned Amanda Lear into a man wasn't he?

Il invitait souvent à ses soirées Amanda Lear dont il se plaisait, par espièglerie ou malice, à faire croire à ses interlocuteurs qu'elle était un homme. Alors inconnue, Amanda Lear comprit tout le parti qu'elle pourrait tirer, dans les médias, de cette sulfureuse réputation et s'autoproclama "égérie de Salvador Dali".

Yup.

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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-24-2008, 02:28 PM
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The only thing i'm asking myself about, is when does God said that USA was his favorite country? When the bible was wrote, they didn't even knew that America existed?

To Wide-Open:
I know it ain't a race, but what I don't know, is why you say that one language is better than another. Its impossible that the whole world talk the same language, english haven't just appeared from nowhere, it has roots, it has once been another language before. And it'll probably change again during the passing time.

Søren Kierkegaard: "The Absurd, or to act by virtue of the absurd, is to act upon faith ... I must act, but reflection has closed the road so I take one of the possibilities and say: This is what I do, I cannot do otherwise because I am brought to a standstill by my powers of reflection."
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Default Re: French slut strips naked! - 01-25-2008, 05:31 AM
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The only thing i'm asking myself about, is when does God said that USA was his favorite country? When the bible was wrote, they didn't even knew that America existed?
First of all, I'm sure that you understand that God knows everything. He knew from the moment He created this earth that America would exist. There is nothing He doesn't know, because He creates it all. Glory!!

The reason that God dictated the KJV1611 Bible in ENGLISH was because He knew that America exists, or would exist. He set it up for us to worship him properly.

The Bible says that God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.

The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. He has rewarded us above all other nations. Think about it.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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