[Brother Temperance]

This is just disgusting. The cheese-eating surrender harlot Simone de Beauvoir has long been notorious as an enemy of everything that is good and decent. She originally made her name with a work with a title that is to obscene to even write, set in a bizarre parallel universe where woman were capable of having org*sms. Recently Hillary Clinton named de Beauvoir, alongside Valerie Solanos and Pol Pot, as one of her all-time biggest inspirations. Now she has come up with a revolting new plot: she is to strip naked to celebrate her 100th birthday. What sort of a pervert would even want to see a 100-year-old she-frog anyway?

Originally Posted by Sindependent

Bare buttocks are not something that usually disturb the French. Pink bottoms leer from almost every chemist's window in Paris.
The publication this week of a female bottom on the cover of a serious news magazine, Le Nouvel Observateur, has caused, nevertheless, something of a stir. The bare bottom belonged to Simone de Beauvoir, writer, philosopher and seculargoddess of feminism, who was born 100 years ago today.
One feminist organisation complained that, by illustrating the centenary of Mme de Beauvoir's birth with a nude photograph taken in 1952, the intelligent, centre-left magazine had "assaulted the dignity of women".
Sixty years after she wrote one of the most influential feminist books, Le Deuxième Sexe, Simone de Beauvoir has managed to become a "cover cutie". Are women still regarded as the "second sex" in France?
Florence Montreynaud is one of France's best known feminist authors.
"My first thought on seeing the magazine was that they would never have considered putting a picture of Sartre's bottom on the front of Le Nouvel Observateur," she said. "Luckily, perhaps. Then my second thought was 'what a fine bottom'. No male philosopher I can think of would have had such a lovely bottom. Mme de Beauvoir had a brilliant mind. She also had a wonderful body. Women win on both counts."

Is there anything those blasphemous Eurotrash won't do to enrage Christ?

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Le Nouvel Observateur

For those of you who don't speak French - the majority, I'd hope - Nouvel Observateur means "The New Peeping Tom".

Is there anything those blasphemous Eurotrash won't do to enrage Christ?

She was married (if you can call it that) to the guy who wrote "L'enfer, c'est lest autres." That somehow translates into "The iron year, is incest to the others." Just don't ask me what he meant by that.

[The Absurdist]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

For those of you who don't speak French - the majority, I'd hope - Nouvel Observateur means "The New Peeping Tom".

Sorry dude, but I do talk french. All I can say is... lol, even altavista could translate this better

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

She was married (if you can call it that) to the guy who wrote "L'enfer, c'est lest autres." That somehow translates into "The iron year, is incest to the others." Just don't ask me what he meant by that.

And what about that? Do you only can speak french?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by The Absurdist

Do you only can speak french?

Friend, despite his disability (Belgianism), he can speak English coherently, which is a damn sight more than you can say for yourself!

[The Absurdist]

Yeah well, never said I was better than him in english, just said that he sucks at translating french sentences

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by The Absurdist

Yeah well, never said I was better than him in english, just said that he sucks at translating french sentences

What's so bad about that? Who would want to know what a Frenchman was jabbering about anyway? Can you translate Freedom Sentences?

[The Absurdist]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

What's so bad about that?

Well, the fact that either he is lying by saying taht he can talk in french, either he is lying by falsly tranlating it

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Who would want to know what a Frenchman was jabbering about anyway?

Well you do, as you started this thread about it

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Can you translate Freedom Sentences?

What are those actually?

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by The Absurdist

Well, the fact that either he is lying by saying taht he can talk in french, either he is lying by falsly tranlating it

Friend, are you implying I might be a liar? Ce qui va sans dire va tellement mieux en le disant, OK?

You simply can't translate French. It's impossible. It always ends up in "yap yap yippety yap bugger white flag surrender mushroom yap whore of shit garlick truffle yap". On a good day that is.

[The Absurdist]

Well then, ok, you are a liar, if its what you want to ear.

And wow, you roughly tranlsated what I commonly says in one sentence

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by The Absurdist

Well you do, as you started this thread about it

Friend, are you really so confused that you can't understand the difference between a hideous, mannish Frenchwoman and a hideous, effeminate Frenchman? Because if so you are truly doomed.

What are those actually?

Any sentence spoken by Our Glorious Leader George W. Bush is automatically a Freedom Sentence.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by The Absurdist

Well then, ok, you are a liar, if its what you want to ear.

And wow, you roughly tranlsated what I commonly says in one sentence

I'm not sure what my ears have got to do with it, but I guess I'll have to live with that. Oreilles right? The flappy things on each side of your head?

Numbers 14:28
Say unto them, As truly as I live, saith the LORD, as ye have spoken in mine ears, so will I do to you:

[The Absurdist]

I do can make the difference between the writter and the subject '
But earing you, everything that this effeminate, ugly and whatever you said frenchmen has said doesn't worth anything, then th subject doesn't.

Glorious Bush... I'll pass that one

[The Absurdist]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

I'm not sure what my ears have got to do with it, but I guess I'll have to live with that. Oreilles right? The flappy things on each side of your head?

Oh, you are actually right here, I admit. I wanted to say "hear", my mistake

So, "oreilles = ears", thought that french could not be translated.... Now i'm all confused because of you, dude

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by The Absurdist

So, "oreilles = ears", thought that french could not be translated.... Now i'm all confused because of you, dude

You may have noticed I translated American into French, not the other way round. Please do pay attention.

BTW, I doubt your French is up to snuff. You missed the typo I made in my reference of that Sartre (which is French for Satan) character.

[The Absurdist]

French to english, english to french, whats the difference? Both are specific language, get over it.

Lol now Sartre is Satan, even funnier

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by The Absurdist

French to english, english to french, whats the difference? Both are specific language, get over it.

Lol now Sartre is Satan, even funnier

Mais bien sûre. L'existentialisme, ça veut dire quoi? La Nausée? (I have to puke). Je pense donc je suis? (I think donkey so I have to follow) J'ai des sentiments que je ne sais pas d'ou ils viennent? (something about the capital of Austria) Je pense donc je suis? (I am a sausage therefore I am) J'accuse? (The Jaccuzi) Vivre dans un dongeon c'est difficile quand on a la pneumonie? "Dans les yieux!" A cinq ans et demi j'avais déjà ma Ferrari? Jacques Raymond? Jacques Brel? Six pieds sous terre Jojo (pre-stolen from Six Feet Under), tu n'est pas mort. (You ain't dead when you are six feet under ) I'll faut savoir quitter la table lors'que l'amour est desservi. (have a good meal, but leave when women start talking bollox).

See, I can speak in tongues as well. Babylon remember. Before I was Saved® I somehow was confronted with this evil French language gobbledygook.

Anyway, there is only one Godly Language, and it's American. There are no French words in the KJV.

Are you still calling me a liar, friend?

[The Absurdist]

En fait, me lancer en vrac des phrases ditent par Sartre en les traduisants n'importe comment ne prouve en rien le fait que vous puissiez, ne serait-ce qu'un instant, démontrer que vous savez parler le français, donc je continue de penser que vous êtes un menteur, oui.

And how can english language be the one chosen by God, as Bible as been wrote like a thousand years before this language was even created? French isn't better than english, english isn't better than french. Both are language, thats it.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by The Absurdist

En fait, me lancer en vrac des phrases ditent par Sartre en les traduisants n'importe comment ne prouve en rien le fait que vous puissiez, ne serait-ce qu'un instant, démontrer que vous savez parler le français, donc je continue de penser que vous êtes un menteur, oui.

What the guy is saying. (sorry Brothers & Sisters)

"In fact, coming up with lots (en vrac) French phrases against me that could (or could not) be attributed to Sartre (L'être et le néant - rédaction), whilst translating them into nothing at all, proves nothing about the fact that you can. (Eh, dood, even in French this doesn't amount to much). Anyway, back to you "if even for one moment, could prove that you actually speak French, so I continue to believe that you are a liar, yes.

Try again, you Frenchie heathen. May Sarkozy have mercy on your soul (and the banlieus on your Renault).

BTW, le subjonctif always had me fooled. Only because of that, French should be forbidden.

Round 2. Now go for something really difficult. (BTW, I noticed you don't know Gad Elmalleh, nor Les Inconnus. )

Over to you, monsieur. Oh, and "serait" was wrong, even in French

[The Absurdist]

Lol even falsly translating what I say You are ridiculous, when you don't have argument, you transform what I say, thats hilarious actually

And I ain't down yet, still you haven't proven shit from now on.

And whats wrong about "serait"?

[The Absurdist]

Oh, btw, ain't from France neither. Don't give a piffle about Sarkozi