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  • #61
    Re: A Woman's PLACE!!

    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
    Fine whatever, I'll just go back to reading (evil image snipped)
    Translation from Gothtardian into English:

    "Fine, whatever, I've spectacularly lost an argument that I started, so I'll just take my marbles and go home."
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    • #62
      Re: A Woman's PLACE!!

      Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
      Translation from Gothtardian into English:

      "Fine, whatever, I've spectacularly lost an argument that I started, so I'll just take my marbles and go home."
      Oh, aren't you funny.
      Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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      • #63
        Re: A Woman's PLACE!!

        Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
        Translation from Gothtardian into English:

        "Fine, whatever, I've spectacularly lost an argument that I started, so I'll just take my marbles and go home."
        I translate it as, "I've lost the argument, so now I'm going to try to shock you with a picture of a book. OOOOOOO, look how BAD I am!"

        As the famous pervert Michael Jackson once shrilly squealed, "You ain't BAD. You ain't NUTHIN!"

        The book Dameon shows is far less evil than the insidious, witch-breeding Harry Potter. Harry Potter is written to coax good little Christian children into selling their souls to Satan and practicing witchcraft! THAT is an evil book! "Oh, witchcraft sounds neat, I should try that. It's more fun than church!"

        The book Dameon shows is written by Satanists, for Satanists. Who cares? That's like being upset that a pervert bought pornography, or that a redneck bought a coloring book. They'll do what they'll do, and some are beyond Salvation. Eh.

        Stop trying to shock us, kid. Clown Boy couldn't shock us, Hellion couldn't shock us. Their continued attempts simply got them quarantined.

        We've seen it all. Surprise us with intelligent engagement or even some truly clever wit, not "oooooo, I drink blood! Ooooo, I'm so EEEvil!" Feh.

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        • #64
          Re: A Woman's PLACE!!

          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
          That's like being upset that a pervert bought pornography, or that a redneck bought a coloring book.
          That was funny, for once you've made me laugh... well not once actually but this is a lot more respectful laughing, more the with than the at.

          Stop trying to shock us, kid. Clown Boy couldn't shock us, Hellion couldn't shock us. Their continued attempts simply got them quarantined.
          I wasn't trying to shock, I really am reading that book. I can follow it better than I could the bible, got bored readin' the bible, no offence.

          Surprise us with intelligent engagement or even some truly clever wit
          Wit I can do, if the people understand it that is...
          Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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          • #65
            Re: A Woman's PLACE!!

            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
            That was funny, for once you've made me laugh... well not once actually but this is a lot more respectful laughing, more the with than the at.



            I wasn't trying to shock, I really am reading that book. I can follow it better than I could the bible, got bored readin' the bible, no offence.



            Wit I can do, if the people understand it that is...
            Easier than the BIBLE?

            YOU CAN BET!

            The road to SALVATION is narrow but fruitful.

            Remember that daemon, time is running out!

            PRAISE THE LORD!

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            • #66
              Re: A Woman's PLACE!!

              WOW Brother LOVE I see clearly you have NOT changed in ANY way, shape, or form. I mean REALLYyyy!! (Sigh)

              Women are more materialist than men? OMG lol!! Were you drinking when you wrote that Love? Oh, sorry, I mean were you "meeting with Deacon Jack Daniels"? Maybe you were having a "high level prayer meeting" with Brother Tennessee "Whiskey" Williams. Who knows? Now, frankly, Bro LOVE I know A LOT of MEN and I also know many MEN who spend money like there is no tomorrow and who are EXTREMELY materialistic. To say that women are more materialistic than men is just a SEXIST lack of insight, brother. It's nothing more than lumping all women together as one in the same and that's NOT FAIR because NO two people, male or female, are the same (trust me...lol...I know...I've seen plenty of "differences"....you get my meaning I'm sure).

              Now, Love, you say women are below men. Yet another SEXIST comment. God! I thank "God" I'm not hooked up with you and so does every woman reading this "sermon" which is really just brain-wash job stemming from your own dislike for women and your own hidden homosexual inclinations. As I've SCREECHED at you many times, "Just come OUT of the closet! Be free! Just be yourself!"

              Women are NOT below men and that IS a fact EVEN if you wish NOT to admit it. Women are NOT property! They are HUMAN BEINGS with FEELINGS and DESERVING of all our RESPECT. Or, to put it another way, as the WONDERFUL Aretha Franklin puts it...R-E-S-P-E-C-T !! Really, Love I pity Mrs. Love (Ethel) having to hear this kind of stuff from you all day long, day in and day out. It's really amazing to me that Ms. Love has not taken a gun to her head or, for that matter, to your head, BROHTER! I mean, afterall, she MUST find it nearly IMPOSSIBLE to live with such a husband who is a Woman-Hater as yourself.

              I see when it comes to the subject of blessed womanhood that you take the Scriptures and TWIST them to fit your ideas. Trust me as I expect NOTHING LESS of you because you ALWAYS do this. You use your Bible to PERSECUTE the SACREDNESS of WOMANHOOD just as you often use it to PERSECUTE gay men and women along with everybody else. That IS a true SHAME, Love. You are so angry inside my fellow Child of Light! You MUST let go of that anger and TRANSCEND that anger which is, literally, eating you alive from your inside out. Let it go! Rise above it! Move into the LIGHT!

              You write,"Men want subservient women." I DON'T think so, Love! Maybe men who are ABUSIVE PSYCHOTICS do but NOT NORMAL MASCULINE MEN!! A truly MASCULINE man has RESPECT for women and such a MAN does NOT want a subservient wife but, rather, he DESIRES a wife as an EQUAL partner!! Someone to love and love him back. Someone to share his wife with and, yet, someone who will share their life with him. EQUALITY, Love! That IS what REAL MEN want!! Abusive men with MAJOR MENTAL PROBLEMS do not, sadly and however. Instead they have your mindset which, frankly, is DESTRUCTIVE and SEXIST. Trust me! "GOD" has NOTHING to do with that kind of mindset.

              Love, you say women today are "too mouthy." Why? Because they have the COURAGE to SPEAK OUT and CHALLENGE men? So that makes them "mouthy"? Just WHAT is so wrong about a woman or anyone else speaking out Brother Love? Why is that so "sinful"? Gee....I know many men (lol...BOY...do I KNOW many men...lol) who are "mouthy" too. But, we won't talk about that right now (snicker, snicker).

              All this business about a woman's place is really just poppy-poo Love. You know it, I know it, and everyone reading this knows it. Listen, a hundred years ago yours was the "manly mindset" but this is 2006 almost 2007. This is NOT the Middle Ages anymore. You really need to get into the 21st Century, Love. Women ARE valuable! Women DESERVE respect! Women ARE sacred just as men are also! And, most importantly, Women ARE DIVINELY meant to be EQUALS to men!

              Well that's it for me right now, Love. Bet you're happy about that, no? LOL

              I would say more, however, I've been out to dine with a few of the BO'S and that lobster really filled me up so now this poor guy is just OHhhhh so tired. (sigh, sigh) You know, all that chewing REALLY wears a "girl" out LOL.

              Love & Light,
              Twink
              "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

              "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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              • #67
                Re: A Woman's PLACE!!

                Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                WOW Brother LOVE I see clearly you have NOT changed in ANY way, shape, or form. I mean REALLYyyy!! (Sigh)

                Women ARE valuable!
                For once I find things I can agree.

                Brother Love is a pillar of the LOB CHURCH, he doesn't change!

                As for women's value, I heard those mud-slime GIVE a value for a woman, but TRUE CHRISTIANS should always GET VALUE (a dowry) for all teh responsability and nuissance

                PRAISE THE LORD

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                • #68
                  Re: A Woman's PLACE!!

                  You ABOMINATION! How dare ya defy the WORD of the LORD with you DEMON FALSE TEACHINGS AND BELIEFS!

                  I is callin down the BLOOD OF THE LAMB on you head rit now! You EVIL ABOMINATION man/woman THING!

                  I pray the Lord saves you soul before it be too late and cures you of your fagism! You is beyond any NANCYBOY I ever met! You is a DEMON straight out ot the PIT itself!!

                  REPENT YOU HOMER SINNER SODOMITE!!
                  Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                  "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

                  "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                  • #69
                    Re: A Woman's PLACE!!

                    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                    Fine whatever, I'll just go back to reading

                    Friend, if you want to scare or shock people, try doing it with a book that's not written by somebody called "Blanche." There's just something inherently unthreatening about that name. And as Brother OYK says, that book would only appeal to someone who'd already rejected all morality, it's really not that much of a threat. The Qu'ran or your average Catholic prayer book are far scarier and more evil.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #70
                      Re: A Woman's PLACE!!

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      The Qu'ran or your average Catholic prayer book are far scarier and more evil.
                      I wouldn't read either of them though.
                      Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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