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Default Re: The correct way to propose? - 01-28-2008, 06:53 AM

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Default Re: The correct way to propose? - 01-28-2008, 04:05 PM

Sorry to intrude, but the best way would be to say" Marry me." and get married, then get her babymaking oven started up.

(Metaphorically speaking.)


But remember, she doesn't need diamonds or anything valuable.
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Default Re: The correct way to propose? - 01-28-2008, 04:45 PM

Dear Cheshire,
You are a very humble creature. We know women don't need diamonds, but they want them, so that's what they get. God wouldn't have made them so beautiful otherwise. I hope you husband treats you right and honors your commitment to him with a gift once in a while.


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Default Re: The correct way to propose? - 01-28-2008, 06:04 PM

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Dear Cheshire,
You are a very humble creature. We know women don't need diamonds, but they want them, so that's what they get. God wouldn't have made them so beautiful otherwise. I hope you husband treats you right and honors your commitment to him with a gift once in a while.

Thank you very much. in my opinion, diamonds should only be given when the women has done something amazing. Say, baked an excellent pie, had five children that are boys...
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Default Re: The correct way to propose? - 01-28-2008, 10:01 PM

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Thank you very much. in my opinion, diamonds should only be given when the women has done something amazing. Say, baked an excellent pie, had five children that are boys...
Excellent thinking Sister.

But wouldn't you say a gift sometimes could inspire us to get the best out of us?




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Default Re: The correct way to propose? - 01-29-2008, 02:16 AM

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Excellent thinking Sister.

But wouldn't you say a gift sometimes could inspire us to get the best out of us?

True that. I mean, i'm not going to be productive if I have to wear a flour sack, am I?
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