Gentlemen, the Negro talk show host Oprah Winfrey is at it again. She has been advocating "neti pots" on her Satanic program, a detestable contraption that allegedly relieves the symptoms of those who suffer from sinus problems. The neti pot possesses a phallic potrusion, which makes its purpose dubious, to say the least.
Ostensibly, one fills the neti pot with a solution of saline, sticks it into a nostril, tilts the head, and allows the solution to cleanse the nasal cavities.
In reality, it is shoved up the cooter for self-gratification. It's quite simple, gentlemen. If your wife is complaining about sinus problems, she is faking it. Do not be beguiled by her sniffles and red eyes.
She is trying to get her hands on a gadget for her cooter that she won't have to stash away.
Oprah Winfrey is obviously in cahoots with dildo manufacturers to make their egregious gizmos common household items. She would love to make fools out of hundreds of millions of husbands who trust that their wives' neti pots are being used nasally and not vaginally.
Sorry to disappoint you, Oprah. It's not going to happen on Hatchet's watch. Praise Jesus.