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Welcome to Focus on Family! -
01-24-2007, 04:36 AM
Please don't confuse LBC's Focus on Family with with that false Christian group, Focus on the Family. Just in case there is some confusion, be assured there are no closeted homosexuals, pedophiles, or false Christians in our "Focus" group. Instead, you'll find the best parenting advice GOD can give you!
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
01-24-2007, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
Please don't confuse LBC's Focus on Family with with that false Christian group, Focus on the Family. Just in case there is some confusion, be assured there are no closeted homosexuals, pedophiles, or false Christians in our "Focus" group. Instead, you'll find the best parenting advice GOD can give you!
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I'm so glad that you cleared up that little point Sister Glendy. I'd hate our True Christian™ Family values to be confused with the nonsense published on that Site.
I could only see one item that made sense, and that was under the entertainment section, a picture of a Female Pie-stealing Negra appears.
I guess she comes along to do a bit of tap Dancing and Gospel singing at the After-Church Barbecues.
I remember the one and only time we invited one along, she ate all of the Chicken and then ran off with an Apple Pie.
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
01-24-2007, 02:31 PM
Oh, my! As I was listening to Dr. Dobson Preach Focus on the Family on the radio in the Godly state of Tennessee about five years' ago, I heard him proclaim that Children who refused to eat their Dinners should not be given milk or anything to drink until the little buggers chowed down!
Sounded like Godly Advice to me! Has Dr. Dobson somehow since been discredited, Mother Glynndie?
If so, let me be the first to say that I was only listening with one ear anyway, and only because I was a 'captive audience' while this station was being played over the radio.
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
01-24-2007, 03:16 PM
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I heard him proclaim that Children who refused to eat their Dinners should not be given milk or anything to drink until the little buggers chowed down!
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That does sound like Godly advice indeed.
I would imagine that this radio-evangelist, or whatever he is, fell into the old trap. Once they have a broad audience, and money rolling in, they forget the messages of God. Instead, they start thinking themselves as god. So, as time goes on, they start changing the bible here and there to fit their wishes. Next thing you know, there are senate congressional hearings, allegations of fornication with member's wives, and the IRS can't find all those offshore accounts containing church money. Lucifer does infect the rich and the poor before God cuts the chaff from his fields.
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
01-24-2007, 05:49 PM
This, then, must be what has happened, Brother. And all too often Good old-fashioned Biblical advice is watered down to please the Politically "Correct" crowd and perhaps he fell afoul of this also. Perhaps so far as encouraging the little Homer!s to play with their iPods at the table and eat their Della Reese's Pieces before the victuals!
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That does sound like Godly advice indeed.
I would imagine that this radio-evangelist, or whatever he is, fell into the old trap. Once they have a broad audience, and money rolling in, they forget the messages of God. Instead, they start thinking themselves as god. So, as time goes on, they start changing the bible here and there to fit their wishes. Next thing you know, there are senate congressional hearings, allegations of fornication with member's wives, and the IRS can't find all those offshore accounts containing church money. Lucifer does infect the rich and the poor before God cuts the chaff from his fields.
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
01-24-2007, 06:33 PM
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This, then, must be what has happened, Brother. And all too often Good old-fashioned Biblical advice is watered down to please the Politically "Correct" crowd and perhaps he fell afoul of this also. Perhaps so far as encouraging the little Homer!s to play with their iPods at the table and eat their Della Reese's Pieces before the victuals!
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I don't know, it sounds like Doubson was on the highway to hell in that broadcast you heard SUV. I mean just starving a child just sounds so permisive. Jesus just didn't starve on that cross for our salvation you know.
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
09-23-2011, 03:16 AM
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
07-23-2007, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
Please don't confuse LBC's Focus on Family with with that false Christian group, Focus on the Family. Just in case there is some confusion, be assured there are no closeted homosexuals, pedophiles, or false Christians in our "Focus" group. Instead, you'll find the best parenting advice GOD can give you!
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So what are the most important christian family values then?
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
07-23-2007, 08:38 PM
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So what are the most important christian family values then?
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Or on christian children??
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
07-23-2007, 09:32 PM
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Or on christian children??
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
04-16-2011, 01:03 PM
Women are not equal.
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Women are not equal.
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That's true. Some women are blonde, some have red hair. How smart of you to notice!
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12-28-2007, 08:48 PM
I like "focus not on the family" becuase it has thought me that being a lunatic is good thing. wonderful things such as TB spread by gay sex or homosexuality can be cured like it's a disease. I am straight, but let homosexuality is just as big of a disease as christianity, islam, budhism or hinduism. So if you want to see you brain cells shrink go ahead and keep listening to jimmy boy.
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
12-28-2007, 09:01 PM
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I like "focus not on the family" becuase it has thought me that being a lunatic is good thing. wonderful things such as TB spread by gay sex or homosexuality can be cured like it's a disease. I am straight, but let homosexuality is just as big of a disease as christianity, islam, budhism or hinduism. So if you want to see you brain cells shrink go ahead and keep listening to jimmy boy.
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I can barely make heads or tails of your post, but it seems like you agree with us that homersexuality is a sin. So did you come here to cure yourself of your homer ways? Or did you come to argue in support of homerism?
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
12-28-2007, 09:22 PM
I forgot to proof read the post. That's why the whole thing doesn't make any sense. After I posted it I myself saw how I forgot to type in alot of the words that would made sense of the whole thing. The things I forgot to type were things such as "focus not on the Family" founder Jimmy dobson says stupid things such as homosexuality one of biggest ways to get TB when in fact it is spread by touching the bodily fluid of a person who is infected with TB or being in close contact with a person with TB not homosexuality. homosexuality is as much a disease as christianity, islam, budhism or hinduism. From now on I will make proof read my post before I put them so people can understand what I am writing about.
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
12-28-2007, 09:44 PM
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I forgot to proof read the post. That's why the whole thing doesn't make any sense. After I posted it I myself saw how I forgot to type in alot of the words that would made sense of the whole thing. The things I forgot to type were things such as "focus not on the Family" founder Jimmy dobson says stupid things such as homosexuality one of biggest ways to get TB when in fact it is spread by touching the bodily fluid of a person who is infected with TB or being in close contact with a person with TB not homosexuality. homosexuality is as much a disease as christianity, islam, budhism or hinduism. From now on I will make proof read my post before I put them so people can understand what I am writing about.
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Thank you, I think. I'm still confused as to why you'd lump Christianity in with mental illnesses like queerness, Moon-Worship or Hindalooism, though.
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12-28-2007, 09:56 PM
The reason why I lumped everything into one such as homosexuality, christianity, islam and hinduism is because they are all the same stuff. It's all a lifestyle that people get into and think that the whole thing makes sense. Christianity is all about worshipping an unemployed carpenter, just like mohammed tripping on holusnagen thinks he sees god and hinduism about worshipping crazy statues and thinking that you will come back to earth. So if you see god I want to know what drugs you are doing so I that I can take them too to see god. I want to know prefered dosage so that I wouldn't overdose.
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Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! -
05-30-2009, 04:31 AM
As a wise man once said, it's not murder if GOD tells you to do it.
so, Brother, which wise man was that? I recall one f the Ten Commandments stating Thou Shall Not KILL.
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