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Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-01-2010, 09:59 AM
Hello Friends!
I just wanted you all to know that I am a 22 year old woman interested in finding a TC™ man who I can start providing little Christians for! I'm currently located in Philadelphia, but I can relocate for the right man.
I love cooking, cleaning, and am currently teaching myself to bake. Other things I like doing is reading my new KJV bible and contemplating it quietly.
I'm a born-again virgin and am very efficient at getting God's duty done, so you can have more time to do things you'd actually enjoy, like reading your KJV bible!
Here is a picture of me. Sorry that its a little old!
WARNING: NOT TO BE VIEWED BY THOSE WITH WEAK HEARTS OR DELICATE CONSTITUTIONS
Here's hoping I can be yours!
"Likewise also was not Rahab the harlot justified by works, when she had received the messengers, and had sent them out another way?" James 2:25
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-01-2010, 10:06 AM
Oh.. well...good luck with finding a beau dear.
May I ask, had you been doing street theater mime, or perhaps been to a KISS concert prior to ...oh never mind.
As God says:
John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment
and.. erm.. this one too
1 Sam 16:7
But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.
YIC
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There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-01-2010, 10:15 AM
I should have clarified! Thats a picture of me in my work uniform from when I was a..... how do I put this....
Street theater mime sounds good
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-02-2010, 08:07 AM
It has a little post-apocalyptic with a retro-Third Reich look, with perhaps a hint of metal alloy goth. I see you are an advocate of second amendment rights. Has anyone contacted you about joining the Landover Militia?
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-02-2010, 08:22 AM
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It has a little post-apocalyptic with a retro-Third Reich look, with perhaps a hint of metal alloy goth. I see you are an advocate of second amendment rights. Has anyone contacted you about joining the Landover Militia?
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No Mr. Bryan, I was not aware such a thing existed.
I've always been a firm believer in the right to bear arms, and lately it seems to me that God has always been too! I mean, its not like he banned knives or rocks when Cain slew Abel, right?
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-02-2010, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant
No Mr. Bryan, I was not aware such a thing existed.
I've always been a firm believer in the right to bear arms, and lately it seems to me that God has always been too! I mean, its not like he banned knives or rocks when Cain slew Abel, right?
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Lycia please remember LEVT.19.19 before ever considering wearing an outfit like that again.
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Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woolen come upon thee.
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Don't mix materials when clothing yourself
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-02-2010, 10:07 AM
Thank you for the advice and the concern Mr. Davis
This is why I need a TC™ man in my life, to keep me from going astray.
"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." 1 Corinthians 11:3
You don't need to worry though, as I'm no longer employed in that line of work, and who wants to wear work uniforms from jobs they don't work at anymore, right?
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-02-2010, 07:02 PM
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Thank you for the advice and the concern Mr. Davis
This is why I need a TC™ man in my life, to keep me from going astray.
"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." 1 Corinthians 11:3
You don't need to worry though, as I'm no longer employed in that line of work, and who wants to wear work uniforms from jobs they don't work at anymore, right?
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Praise Jesus Sister for knowing your place in the Christian home!
If you really want to catch the eye of a True Christian™ man, I would suggest you present yourself as a modest woman of Christ. I know if I wasn't married and one of these gals was available, one of them WOULD be mine
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-02-2010, 07:10 PM
Sister Lycia, that is...err..*cough* quite the "outfit". It's great to see you exercising your right to bear arms, I'm just trying to figure out where you are carrying your NRA membership card.
You look a little pale though lass, maybe a few hours in God's warm sunlight?
With that said, I'll be in my prayer closet for the next 15 minutes if anyone is looking for me.
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-03-2010, 01:38 AM
Sister Lycia we need to get you out of the hell hole called Philadelphia. You need the warm sun of Iowa and the fresh air that is here. Maybe you can come and stay with Phebe and I. We have a big house and you can have your own room. Phebe can teach you how to cook and clean, maybe even a tip or two on proper attire. I can spend some time with you and we can learn the deep meaning of being a True Christian together. You need a strong hand to guide you. I bet Phebe and I can double team you right into shape in no time at all.
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-03-2010, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Sister Lycia we need to get you out of the hell hole called Philadelphia. You need the warm sun of Iowa and the fresh air that is here. Maybe you can come and stay with Phebe and I. We have a big house and you can have your own room. Phebe can teach you how to cook and clean, maybe even a tip or two on proper attire. I can spend some time with you and we can learn the deep meaning of being a True Christian together. You need a strong hand to guide you. I bet Phebe and I can double team you right into shape in no time at all.
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..oh! Gosh James.. this seems a little sudden. Helen has just arrived and the guest wing IS taken for now... Perhaps we should wait to see Lycia's progress?
Phebe.
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Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-03-2010, 03:35 AM
Why thank you for the kind offer, though I do not wish to impose any.
If, in the future, it would be possible to make such arrangements without affecting your other guest, I would love to. For now though, I am content on working on my salvation with just one other person, that person being Jesus.
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-15-2010, 01:04 PM
I believe I am a perfect candidate! I am a hard working, hard hunting warrior of the LORD and a True Christian! As my wife you would raise up 8 perfect Christian babies and bake delicious christian pies for them. I would demand a clean house and garden as well as a hot bath every day after work. Other duties would include daily Bible readings and trips out with my local ANTI-GAY movement.
Do you live in ENGLAND?
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-20-2010, 06:37 PM
I know this is an older thread, but I have to say... that picture .. WOW!!!! I will have to take that picture with me for some private prayer time.
He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-20-2010, 07:39 PM
Dear Sister, like many others I wish to warn you to be wise and wily in your associations with the people of Philadelphia. As you may know, that area is a hot bed of rabble rousing Quaker activity.
Quakers are not True Christians and they are troublemakers to boot. They are all about stirring up trouble and creating controversy.
One man of God who saw the writing on the wall regarding the Quaker Menace was Cotton Mather, the kind of Christian the world so desperately needs in this day and age. On Sept 15, 1682, he wrote a letter to pull together an effort to keep the rampaging Quakers from coming to our shores. He wanted to capture the lot of them and sell them into slavery.
Alas, this did not happen, and the Quakers invaded our country unabated and brought their obstreperous ways with them.
The Quakers were not only very active in the abolitionist movement, eager to tear apart the sacred bond between master and slave, but they are a leading proponent of the "feel good" form of Christianity that leads so many weak minded people astray.
Be very careful to avoid anything having to do with the Quakers, my newly minted sister in the Lord. Stick to Cream of Wheat, there is a picture of a smiling, eager to please old negro man on the package.
Forewarningly Yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-20-2010, 10:30 PM
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I know this is an older thread, but I have to say... that picture .. WOW!!!! I will have to take that picture with me for some private prayer time.
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Well thank you Mr. LHM, it is indeed an honor for a Christian man such as yourself to be praying over me.
And Sister handmaiden (may I refer to you as Sister? I do not wish to be rude), I know all too well the fiendish tricks the Quaker cult gets up. In my unsaved days I once attended a Christmas service at a Quaker church and it was positively barbaric. They sat in silence, lit candles, said whatever was on their mind, and didn't discuss ANY scripture! It was basically a unitarian (which is one step-away from full-blown satanism) service! My new year's resolution that year was to only buy Uncle Ben products from then on, and I am happy to say I have never once faltered.
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-21-2010, 03:50 AM
uhhh, I can dig the duds. Needs a touch of road kill ,and some scripture 'tats' on the inner thigh. Something from Revelation, creeping upwards, would be nice.
Q1--- Are you ready for the end-times? Any stockpile of rations?
Q2---- Whats your target grouping at 50 yards , 7.62X39.
Q3----- Dowry?
Q4 -final ----- Besides our Savior , who is a mans' best friend?
If you answer the above correctly: are you willing to submit to a certain ballistic test that may include some K-Y Jelly, ping-pong balls, and um, a tape measure?
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-27-2010, 03:13 PM
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If you answer the above correctly: are you willing to submit to a certain ballistic test that may include some K-Y Jelly, ping-pong balls, and um, a tape measure?
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I think you are confusing Lycra with one of those Thai brides that keep rejecting you.
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-27-2010, 07:16 PM
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I think you are confusing Lycra with one of those Thai brides that keep rejecting you.
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Are you feeling a little worried Jo Freddie? I have no interest in marrying you.
"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you." 2 Corinthians 6:14-17
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Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man -
10-28-2010, 08:34 AM
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Are you feeling a little worried Jo Freddie? I have no interest in marrying you.
"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you." 2 Corinthians 6:14-17
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I do not think that he expressed any desire whatsoever to wed you, and you'd do right to recognize this and stop being egotistical. I have a feeling you are trying to stick with the 'in' crowd, shameful. Belittling another Christian(man) for reasons unstated!
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