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Default Hello there. - 02-15-2018, 12:50 PM

Hello, it is I, RA General Beter here with an important message on YOUR salvation.
Ever walked down the street and been both stabbed to death AND found out your debit card has no money on it? Who am I kidding, we all have! Do you wish things like this would stop happening to you and your life would lighten up? Well, well, well, I have just the solution.


Orange Juice

Now, I know some of you are like "you vile bag of toasted eggs, what are you thinking?!", but hear me out. You can see right in this image tangible proof of our Fine Lady Orange Juice (Image may be a bit kinky), doesn't simply looking upon it bring you happiness?
What if I told you, it could get better?


By simply dedicating your soul and truely believing in the Fine Lady, you can achieve Zen like levels of peace, tranquility and happiness. You will also be guaranteed a place in the afterlife, for Orange Juice forgives all wrongdoings in the end.


Or there's Option 2, we can get the boys up the RA to come and burn down your "Baptist" churches as they are herecy of the highest order.




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Sinner Re: Hello there. - 02-15-2018, 01:04 PM

Friend, are you on the drugs? God created everything, even oranges along with Anita Bryant, a God loving woman and a True American™.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello there. - 02-15-2018, 02:12 PM

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Friend, are you on the drugs? God created everything, even oranges along with Anita Bryant, a God loving woman and a True American™.

My friend, there's no clear evidence to suggest that your "God" created such a religious object.. I think it's safe to say, that our Lady Orange Juice could not be created by such a, "worthless being" Now, "Anita Bryant" on the other hand is not a true American, our scriptures clearly state she hails from Ireland! The true country that God cares about! And our God doesn't accept freedom for any "American's" especially ones who follow false prophets.


It was nice talking to you sir, but there's still hope for you, convert today! And you will have true salvation! Stop listening to the manipulative lies, remember the "forbidden apple" that was a true story, because apples are the equivalent of the devil.
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Cross Re: Hello there. - 02-15-2018, 05:41 PM

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My friend, there's no clear evidence to suggest that your "God" created such a religious object.. I think it's safe to say, that our Lady Orange Juice could not be created by such a, "worthless being" Now, "Anita Bryant" on the other hand is not a true American, our scriptures clearly state she hails from Ireland! The true country that God cares about! And our God doesn't accept freedom for any "American's" especially ones who follow false prophets.


It was nice talking to you sir, but there's still hope for you, convert today! And you will have true salvation! Stop listening to the manipulative lies, remember the "forbidden apple" that was a true story, because apples are the equivalent of the devil.
Son, ignorance is nothing to be proud of.

Everything is right there in the Bible. I suggest with starting in Genesis. In the meantime, in the interest of being open minded, I''l take a read of the Tropicana carton.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello there. - 02-15-2018, 06:00 PM

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Son, ignorance is nothing to be proud of.

Everything is right there in the Bible. I suggest with starting in Genesis. In the meantime, in the interest of being open minded, I''l take a read of the Tropicana carton.
You, sir, are an example every true human being should follow. God Bless.
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Default Re: Hello there. - 02-15-2018, 06:17 PM

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remember the "forbidden apple" that was a true story, because apples are the equivalent of the devil.
If you can find me a Bible verse (King James version) that talks about a forbidden apple, I'll send $200 to your favorite God-hating charity.

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You, sir, are an example every true human being should follow. God Bless.
Of course he is, dear. He is a man.

Now, where is your introduction thread? I cannot find it.
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Default Re: Hello there. - 02-15-2018, 06:19 PM

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If you can find me a Bible verse (King James version) that talks about a forbidden apple, I'll send $200 to your favorite God-hating charity.



Of course he is, dear. He is a man.

Now, where is your introduction thread? I cannot find it.
I'm currently typing it up!


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Default Re: Hello there. - 02-15-2018, 06:24 PM

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If you can find me a Bible verse (King James version) that talks about a forbidden apple, I'll send $200 to your favorite God-hating charity.
Sweetie, the King James Version has already been proven to be a useless religious text, spewing out lies against out own real religion... In our scripture, it clearly states the fruit was an apple, that the first 2 humans on earth ate.... Symbolism to show apples are evil...
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Default Re: Hello there. - 02-15-2018, 06:38 PM

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Sweetie, the King James Version has already been proven to be a useless religious text, spewing out lies against out own real religion... In our scripture, it clearly states the fruit was an apple, that the first 2 humans on earth ate.... Symbolism to show apples are evil...
The King James Version of the Bible is the only true version of the Bible, sweetie. Has being a catholic fried your brain that badly? Why do you insist on serving Satan?
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Default Re: Hello there. - 02-15-2018, 06:45 PM

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Sweetie, the King James Version has already been proven to be a useless religious text,
By whom? When? How?

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spewing out lies
Prove it!

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against out own real religion...
How would you differentiate between the real religion and a false one?

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In our scripture, it clearly states the fruit was an apple,
Who wrote that "scripture" of yours? You with your pal last night?

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that the first 2 humans on earth ate....
Aww, God bless your heart. Now I'm seriously disappointed. New Age nuts are supposed to evoke Lilith as the first woman, not Eve.

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Symbolism to show apples are evil...
All this talk of yours makes me hungry for an apple pie!

I think I'll bake one, and then I can devote the rest of my day to praying for your poor soul, sweetie!
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