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  • #16
    Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    Matthew 5:30 30
    And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into HELL.
    There's something off with this sentence... If you have already sinned, isn't it too late to cut your hand off? Aren't you going to Hell anyway?


    Originally posted by Robert Jones View Post
    What an absolute lie! You will not find one TrueChristian™ who would
    ever partake in an such abomination.
    Correction: I will not find one "true Christian" who would ever ADMIT doing so, but everybody does that, mate, everybody does that.
    Like a true nature's child, born to be wild

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    • #17
      Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

      Originally posted by qamarun View Post
      There's something off with this sentence... If you have already sinned, isn't it too late to cut your hand off? Aren't you going to Hell anyway?




      Correction: I will not find one "true Christian" who would ever ADMIT doing so, but everybody does that, mate, everybody does that.
      dude get ready to be flamed out of your mind.. for some reason some of the people here dont take well to criticism

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      • #18
        Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

        Originally posted by qamarun View Post
        Correction: I will not find one "true Christian" who would ever ADMIT doing so, but everybody does that, mate, everybody does that.
        I suppose you have a habit of going door to door, climbing trees, and hiding the water closets while observing onanistic practices to make such outrageous claims?
        Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



        Run to the KJV1611!

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        • #19
          Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

          Originally posted by Bruno View Post
          dude get ready to be flamed out of your mind.. for some reason some of the people here dont take well to criticism
          Yea, I figured as much, and got used to it. It won't stop me from speaking my mind, though. Nothing could ever stop me from speaking my mind, loud and clear
          Like a true nature's child, born to be wild

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          • #20
            Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

            For 30 seconds of pleasure you will spend an ETERNITY in HELL.
            30 seconds? More like 15 minutes (at least).

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            • #21
              Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

              Originally posted by qamarun View Post
              There's something off with this sentence... If you have already sinned, isn't it too late to cut your hand off? Aren't you going to Hell anyway?
              Did you eat a bowl of stupid this morning? Which words are you struggling with? It seems straightforward to me. If you cannot control your beastly urges and your hand is causing you to sin, it's better to cut it off than risk the fires of HELL. Of course, it's better to not sin at all, and then you wont have to cut anything off. Sin may be forgiven if you are repentant in your heart of hearts and change your ways NOW!

              1Jon. 1
              [7] But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

              Come to Jesus!
              May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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              • #22
                Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

                I guess the sense of humour is lost on you guys
                Like a true nature's child, born to be wild

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                • #23
                  Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

                  You're just very very unfunny. It's like it's intentional.
                  May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

                    Originally posted by qamarun View Post
                    I guess the sense of humour is lost on you guys
                    This thread is full of lulz

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                    • #25
                      Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

                      Look, this isn't a place for you two homers to get to know each other better.

                      This is a house of GOD. Show some respect.
                      May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

                        Originally posted by The Hand View Post
                        Look, this isn't a place for you two homers to get to know each other better.

                        This is a house of GOD. Show some respect.
                        Learn to live and laugh dude. Let people have there opinions

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                        • #27
                          Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

                          Well ok then, if you want to giggle like schoolgirls in a serious discussion, I'll leave you to it.

                          Wake me up when these two second-rate Godmockers have departed.
                          May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

                            Originally posted by Bruno View Post
                            Learn to live and laugh dude. Let people have there opinions
                            Do you mean three opinions? Are you like a genie?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              Do you mean three opinions? Are you like a genie?
                              oh look who made a funny..
                              looks like this place isnt as dry as i thought

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                              • #30
                                Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

                                Originally posted by Bruno View Post
                                oh look who made a funny..
                                looks like this place isnt as dry as i thought
                                Perhaps we do have a sense of humor, however this forum isn't about just making a few cheep jokes.

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