Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

[As_I_Lay_Dying]

I need help. I not only masturbate on a regular basis but I engage in sexual relations with both men and women, sometimes at the same time. I know that it is wrong but I feel something take over me that I cannot control.

I am too scared to tell anyone else about this, even my local priest, so have come here looking for help. Please help me.

Augustus

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

You sick perverted creature. A priest? Catholics burn in Hell.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

You sick perverted creature. A priest? Catholics burn in Hell.

Aye Brother a Catholic. It is hard to believe even Christ can help him.

[As_I_Lay_Dying]

Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

You sick perverted creature. A priest? Catholics burn in Hell.

I'm not a Catholic, I'm Anglican. Why the hate for different groups of Christianity? We all want the same thing don't we?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

A cursory reading of the Bible will reveal that false Christians such as Catholics or Anglicans ("Catholics Lite") are condemned to burn in Hell for not following Scripture, adding their own beliefs, and just engaging in plain ol' heresy. We have a False Religions and Cults forum here if you care to read more about why people like you will go to Hell unless they repent and become a True Christian(tm).

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

I'm not a Catholic, I'm Anglican. Why the hate for different groups of Christianity? We all want the same thing don't we?

So instead you worship a living person, the Queen of England. No wonder God's wrath is upon you.

Jesus is weeping every time He thinks of you. Turn of Burn sinner.

[As_I_Lay_Dying]

Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

So instead you worship a living person, the Queen of England.

Nope the Queen's position is only as a figurehead. A supposed protector of the faith. We don't worship her.

I believe in God the Father Almighty,Maker of heaven and earth: And in Jesus Christ his only Son our Lord,Who was conceived by the Holy Ghost,Born of the Virgin Mary,Suffered under Pontius Pilate,Was crucified, dead, and buried:He descended into hell;The third day he rose again from the dead;He ascended into heaven,And sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty;From thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead. I believe in the Holy Ghost;The holy Catholic Church;The Communion of Saints;The Forgiveness of sins;The Resurrection of the body,And the Life everlasting.Amen.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

Nope the Queen's position is only as a figurehead. A supposed protector of the faith. We don't worship her.

I believe in God the Father Almighty,Maker of heaven and earth: And in Jesus Christ his only Son our Lord,Who was conceived by the Holy Ghost,Born of the Virgin Mary,Suffered under Pontius Pilate,Was crucified, dead, and buried:He descended into hell;The third day he rose again from the dead;He ascended into heaven,And sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty;From thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead. I believe in the Holy Ghost;The holy Catholic Church;The Communion of Saints;The Forgiveness of sins;The Resurrection of the body,And the Life everlasting.Amen.

So you admit to being a dirty rotten Cathlicker?

[As_I_Lay_Dying]

Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

So you admit to being a dirty rotten Cathlicker?

Nope, but the Catholic church was the first church of Christianity.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

Nope the Queen's position is only as a figurehead. A supposed protector of the faith. We don't worship her.

I think God can protect His own faith perfectly well, thank you very much.

Nope, but the Catholic church was the first church of Christianity.

Nope, the Christian church was the first church of Christianity. Catholicism was a heretical offshoot.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

Nope, but the Catholic church was the first church of Christianity.

So you think Catholics predated Jesus Himself? Sweet merciful Savior no wonder God is killing you by inches friend. Get down your knees and beg His forgiveness NOW!

[As_I_Lay_Dying]

Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

I think God can protect His own faith perfectly well, thank you very much.

Yes that's why I used the word 'supposed' protector.

This is getting off topic, I want to be helped but all people here want to do is condemn me. What can I do to put myself right?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

This is getting off topic, I want to be helped but all people here want to do is condemn me. What can I do to put myself right?

I'd say it's too late, friend. You are a Godmocker, a foriegner, an admitted pervert queer, a chronic masturbator, and a papist to boot. Jesus has seen fit to strike you down with who-knows-what lethal disease, so all I can say is "enjoy hell."


Wait a second...You don't have the AIDS do you?!


Now I'm going to have to burn my computer...

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Forgive me and help me to my path of redemption

I need help. I not only masturbate on a regular basis but I engage in sexual relations with both men and women, sometimes at the same time. I know that it is wrong but I feel something take over me that I cannot control.

I am too scared to tell anyone else about this, even my local priest, so have come here looking for help. Please help me.

You want help stopping all of that. Well, here is all the help you need right here:

STOP IT!!!

Just STOP right now. Quit doing it. Just cut it out. If you are doing something, and you don't like the fact that you are doing it, then QUIT DOING IT, for crying out loud.

Why are you whining to us about it?

Pastor Billy-Reuben