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Default On Behalf of my Husband - 03-07-2008, 05:06 AM

Hello Landover.

My husband has given me the task of joining this community to learn about the foreign religion of Christianity.

My husband and I, as well as his other wife, live in Afghanistan.

He has also ordered me to inform all of you in his romantic interests. While his other wife was born purely and fully female, I was born as a male and offered to my husband by my father at a young age.

After becoming a eunuch and living with years of hormone treatments, I am apparently feminine enough to serve him as a wife. He also wanted me to inform you all that he ordered me to keep my male organ, however unused it may be.

I hope to find a great learning experience here. Thank you all.
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Default Re: On Behalf of my Husband - 03-07-2008, 05:26 AM

Why does he want you to keep your male genitals for. Does your husband have some sought of fetish gay sexual disgusting secret he wishes to explore. You are born a man you are a man in the eye's of our LORD.
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Default Re: On Behalf of my Husband - 03-07-2008, 05:31 AM

My husband says he enjoys the adventure of being married to a natural woman and a "made" woman.

I was also offered to him at a very young age, when I was but a child and he was a young teenager.

From there, he ordered the changes to my body by made.
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Default Re: On Behalf of my Husband - 03-07-2008, 05:34 AM

Dear Friend,

Cutting off your testes because a man says so is just sick.

I cut mine off for Jesus Christ!

Yours in Him,
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Default Re: On Behalf of my Husband - 03-07-2008, 10:03 PM

He ordered that it be done a short time after we first met.
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Default Re: On Behalf of my Husband - 03-08-2008, 02:25 AM

So, was it your husband or your father who said you should be a "made" woman? And why? I can see how in some countries someone might feel as though they were born into the wrong bodies, but I've never heard of someone actually ORDERING someone else to have a sex-change!
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Default Re: On Behalf of my Husband - 03-08-2008, 02:55 AM

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So, was it your husband or your father who said you should be a "made" woman? And why? I can see how in some countries someone might feel as though they were born into the wrong bodies, but I've never heard of someone actually ORDERING someone else to have a sex-change!
My father offered me as a young boy, and my husband, a teenager at the time, had me become a eunuch before puberty.

I am not a completely "made" woman, however, my husband seems to be content with having one female wife and one eunuch wife.

Why? He has told me that he wanted to avoid living with me if I were to develop as a male naturally would.
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Default Re: On Behalf of my Husband - 03-08-2008, 03:26 AM

How strange. First Sheralemonade, then Ali A-Baba, now you. There must be something in the muddy waters of the Middle East (other than depleted uranium, which is perfectly healthy).


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Default Re: On Behalf of my Husband - 03-08-2008, 03:36 AM

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How strange. First Sheralemonade, then Ali A-Baba, now you. There must be something in the muddy waters of the Middle East (other than depleted uranium, which is perfectly healthy).
I am afraid I don't understand. I have read the posts of those other members, and the former is a mischievous girl, while the latter is a young man searching for a wife.

I would likely be as masculine as my husband were it not for the alterations done and hormones given to my body.
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Default Re: On Behalf of my Husband - 03-08-2008, 05:51 PM

Sorry, there were just too many Mudslime freaks signing up. Next thing you know, they would have been demanding we institute Sharia law, and that would have been unacceptable.


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Default Re: On Behalf of my Husband - 03-08-2008, 05:52 PM

Thank you Sister--we must seal our borders! A flow of too many of these weirdos and they'll act like their southern counterparts and start demanding a free pass to Heaven!


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