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URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 04:59 PM
As you have now heard at services, Pastor Ezekiel Flint has been arrested for "assault", charged with the "crime" of attempting to smack the demons out of a wicced's skull with his Bible! This is nothing but typical PERSECUTION of a good man who was doing nothing more than exercising his RIGHT to follow his CHRISTIAN FAITH! A decent man who was trying to SAVE THE SOUL of a pathetic gothic wicced by any means necessary, and in this case he found it necessary to smack the demons out of the wretches skull with his Bible, demons that were so entrenched it took 16 hits just to get the little sodomite to just admit his lifestyle was wrong!
So please join me in prayer that the Lord will help Pastor Zeke in his time of need, and that He will work through our joo lawyers to see that JUSTICE IS DONE and that Pastor Zeke will be home in time to enjoy a good steak dinner!
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:03 PM
Yet again, the politically correct thought police are out to deny us our freedom of speech and free exercise of religion. I will pray hard for him.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
As you have now heard at services, Pastor Ezekiel Flint has been arrested for "assault", charged with the "crime" of attempting to smack the demons out of a wicced's skull with his Bible! This is nothing but typical PERSECUTION of a good man who was doing nothing more than exercising his RIGHT to follow his CHRISTIAN FAITH! A decent man who was trying to SAVE THE SOUL of a pathetic gothic wicced by any means necessary, and in this case he found it necessary to smack the demons out of the wretches skull with his Bible, demons that were so entrenched it took 16 hits just to get the little sodomite to just admit his lifestyle was wrong!
So please join me in prayer that the Lord will help Pastor Zeke in his time of need, and that He will work through our joo lawyers to see that JUSTICE IS DONE and that Pastor Zeke will be home in time to enjoy a good steak dinner!
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He deserves to be arrested, fundamentalist scum.
You HAVE to follow secular laws before that of your Holy Bible.
That wiccan has EVERY RIGHT to practice her religion as you do yours.
That belief is what this country was built upon.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:07 PM
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He deserves to be arrested, fundamentalist scum.
You HAVE to follow secular laws before that of your Holy Bible.
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Secular law provides for the defense of necessity, and what could possibly be more necessary than saving souls?
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That wiccan has EVERY RIGHT to practice her religion as you do yours.
That belief is what this country was built upon.
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But Pastor Ezekiel doesn't have the right to practice his religion? Nice.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Brizzle
That wiccan has EVERY RIGHT to practice her religion as you do yours.
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The wicced may be a pathetic gothic sodomite, but he's still a HE just as God created him, despite his rebellion against the Lord!
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:12 PM
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Secular law provides for the defense of necessity, and what could possibly be more necessary than saving souls?
But Pastor Ezekiel doesn't have the right to practice his religion? Nice.
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01. It is not your place to save someone's soul that does not want it saved. Leave that to the Lord.
02. He has EVERY RIGHT to practice his religion so long as it doesn't infringe upon the rights of other and cause others bodily harm. I can't believe you guys don't understand this.
She is 100% entitled to practice any religion of her choosing, just as you are.
You need to accept that.
You can't force the Holy Spirit into her by assaulting her.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:14 PM
Oh my, what can I do to help? I could donate money or would use any resource at hand to help the Godly Pastor. I simply cannot believe this travesty. Why is he prosecuted! It breaks my gentle heart.
And Brittany, shame on you for wishing such terrible things on your fellow man, a Pastor at that!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Brizzle
She is 100% entitled to practice any religion of her choosing, just as you are.
You need to accept that.
You can't force the Holy Spirit into her by assaulting her.
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Who is this woman you keep referring to?
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:21 PM
This is totally outrageous. I just got off the phone with Free Market Fred, let's hope his team of lawyers can fix this.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:22 PM
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Oh my, what can I do to help? I could donate money or would use any resource at hand to help the Godly Pastor. I simply cannot believe this travesty. Why is he prosecuted! It breaks my gentle heart.
And Brittany, shame on you for wishing such terrible things on your fellow man, a Pastor at that!
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I don't wish terrible things on anyone.
I wish him insight to see the wrong and hurt he has caused an innocent bystander that didn't provoke any kind of assault.
She was only exercising her right to practice her religion.
Could a muslim justly attack you with the Qur'an because his holy book says so?
I don't think you'd like that very much.
Try to see both sides. Have a little empathy.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:25 PM
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Have a little empathy.
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Of which you don't seem to have any.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:25 PM
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Who is this woman you keep referring to?
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I was referring to the person the pastor assaulted.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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01-31-2010, 05:29 PM
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This is totally outrageous. I just got off the phone with Free Market Fred, let's hope his team of lawyers can fix this.
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That would be appreciated. While the church's crack team of joo lawyers are top notch, any help is good.
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She was only exercising her right to practice her religion.
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Do you even try reading what people are saying at all? Or was your education so lacking that you don't have even the most basic reading comprehension skills? I will say this one more time... the wicced was NOT a woman.
Unless you are poking fun at him for being a gothic sodomite, then I apologize and urge you to continue mocking him for being less than a man.
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I was referring to the person the pastor assaulted.
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Again I ask, who is this woman you keep referring to?
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:30 PM
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While the church's crack team of joo lawyers are top notch, any help is good.
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You can never have enough good lawyers. I will never forget their great help when I accidentally killed Mister Johnson and Mrs. Johnson kept insisting it was murder instead of an accident.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:36 PM
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That would be appreciated. While the church's crack team of joo lawyers are top notch, any help is good.
Do you even try reading what people are saying at all? Or was your education so lacking that you don't have even the most basic reading comprehension skills? I will say this one more time... the wicced was NOT a woman.
Unless you are poking fun at him for being a gothic sodomite, then I apologize and urge you to continue mocking him for being less than a man.
Again I ask, who is this woman you keep referring to?
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I apologize, I misread it. I thought it was a woman.
But the gender doesn't change the substance of my sentences.
And CrazyOldMan, I have a lot of empathy. I can put myself in the Pastors shoes and see he had good intentions because he wanted to save the Wiccan from Hell.
But he went about it in a very dangerous (and very illegal) way.
He could have simply sat him down, talked to him, tried to show him the merits of your beliefs.
Can you truly not see the wrong in what he did?
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:38 PM
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He could have simply sat him down, talked to him, tried to show him the merits of your beliefs.
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What makes you think he just started off by whacking the sodomite with his Bible? I've no doubt that the attempt to physically drive the demons out didn't start until the wicced starting mouthing obscenities.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:39 PM
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Can you truly not see the wrong in what he did?
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And can you see nothing wrong with being possessed by a demon?
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:40 PM
Even wiccans have been created by God, they live on God's earth and Jesus died for their sins. They obviously are subject to Christian discipline.
If they really hated God they shouldn't have chosen to be born on OUR planet!
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:42 PM
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Even wiccans have been created by God, they live on God's earth and Jesus died for their sins. They obviously are subject to Christian discipline.
If they really hated God they shouldn't have chosen to be born on OUR planet!
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Excuse me, did you choose to be born on this planet? Or born at all, for that matter.
I wasn't aware it was a choice you could make like when ordering at the drive-thru.
Think before you post.
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Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!! -
01-31-2010, 05:42 PM
Why can't the atheists just leave him alone. It seems like every couple of years or so they concoct ridiculous charges. Pastor Zeke only thinks about the souls that he must save.
The last time this happened they injected him with drugs, and subjected him to waterboarding, trying to get him to renounce Jesus. As a congregation we must stand firm with our Pastor, I for one plan to start loading clips.
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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