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Greetings and Blessings To You All -
03-15-2008, 01:09 AM
Hello, I am Sister Isabella. I am a young nun from Italy currently doing missionary work in Mexico.
I saw one of the children browsing this site once, and I decided to join and be a part of the community.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Greetings and Blessings To You All -
03-15-2008, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Isabella
Hello, I am Sister Isabella. I am a young nun from Italy currently doing missionary work in Mexico.
I saw one of the children browsing this site once, and I decided to join and be a part of the community.
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What are you, a mary worshiper?
Are you ready to renounce your papist ways, sister? We have a few ex-papist sisters who, through Christ's Grace, have been Saved© and are now living in God's light.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Greetings and Blessings To You All -
03-15-2008, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
What are you, a mary worshiper?
Are you ready to renounce your papist ways, sister? We have a few ex-papist sisters who, through Christ's Grace, have been Saved© and are now living in God's light.
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I would love nothing more than to be living in the light of God.
How would I go about doing so, Pastor?
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Greetings and Blessings To You All -
03-15-2008, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Isabella
I would love nothing more than to be living in the light of God.
How would I go about doing so, Pastor?
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(Here we go again)
Well, you can start by renouncing satan and his chief emissarry on earth, pope ratsinger the nazi. Study the KJV1611 bible. Stop being a lezbean.
Sell your gold chalices and ivory beads and give the money to Jesus. That's what the Paypal button is for.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Location: Way Way out there somewhere i think!!!!!
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Re: Greetings and Blessings To You All -
03-15-2008, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Isabella
I would love nothing more than to be living in the light of God.
How would I go about doing so, Pastor?
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Repent form you vial way of life and ask Jesus for forgiveness.
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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Re: Greetings and Blessings To You All -
03-15-2008, 02:10 AM
I will do my best.
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Re: Greetings and Blessings To You All -
03-18-2008, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Isabella
I will do my best.
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Perhaps our Sister Mary Maria can be of help.
She was a convent harlot like yourself, but is now Saved® and enjoying True Christian™ wedded bliss with her husband, Mr. Whitford!
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Greetings and Blessings To You All -
03-18-2008, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by JennyD
Perhaps our Sister Mary Maria can be of help.
She was a convent harlot like yourself, but is now Saved® and enjoying True Christian™ wedded bliss with her husband, Mr. Whitford!
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(Errr... We need to have a talk. Jesus and the DoF have warned me about some... disturbing... things about this person.)
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