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Default Reintroducing Myself - 03-17-2008, 04:43 AM
Hello everyone. My name is Bryce, and I'm a senior in high school. I have to admit I'm very skeptical about organized religion/God, although I do believe anything is possible. I don't currently go to church and never pray. However, I believe I may have been helped by something last night. Last night, a friend of mine and I got really drunk. My friend got very angry/depressed (Major mood swings). Two other friends of mine had to restrain him. I was terrified, because he was trying to hurt himself/others. So, for the first time since 7th or 8th grade, I prayed. It was a really bad prayer, something along the lines of "God, I don't know if you exist or not, but get us out of this one." Fourtantetly, we were OK. I don't know what it was, but I have to admit God could have been the solution.

Also, I've made some posts on here and was a real asshole, without learning about your beliefs. I owe everybody on here a sincere apology, especially Jenny and ForGodsSake.After last night, I'm willing to consider the existence of God. Maybe you could try pointing me in the right direction? Although I have to admit, it might take a lot of work

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Default Re: Reintroducing Myself - 03-17-2008, 04:51 AM
Welcome to Gods favourite forum. As Pastor Ezekiel in another thread said, that you have made the right choice in coming here and it is because of our lord that you are here. Our loving Pastors here and us True Christians can help you achieve a good spiritual relationship with the Lord.
The button at the bottom of the page is a good start, Our Pastors and the Lords work don't just come free here you know. A lot of work goes into showing the way and saving someone. So what did you get into, vial practices, witchcraft, baby killing, blood drinking, or catholicking. Please tell, it is for your own good you know .

Praise The Lord.

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Default Re: Reintroducing Myself - 03-17-2008, 04:54 AM
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My name is Bryce, and I'm a senior in high school.
17 or 18? Are you old enough to join the army yet?

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Default Re: Reintroducing Myself - 03-17-2008, 04:55 AM
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Welcome to Gods favourite forum. As Pastor Ezekiel in another thread said, that you have made the right choice in coming here and it is because of our lord that you are here. Our loving Pastors here and us True Christians can help you achieve a good spiritual relationship with the Lord.
The button at the bottom of the page is a good start, Our Pastors and the Lords work don't just come free here you know. A lot of work goes into showing the way and saving someone. So what did you get into, vial practices, witchcraft, baby killing, blood drinking, or catholicking. Please tell, it is for your own good you know .

Praise The Lord.
None of it. I've never followed any religion at all, your guys's or anybody else's. All of the stuff you listed is disgusting. I've always ignored religion
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Default Re: Reintroducing Myself - 03-17-2008, 04:56 AM
Praise Jesus! It sounds like the Holy Spirit is working overtime today! I am happy to hear that you are coming around to accepting Christ as your Personal Savior©.

Have you ever read the Holy Bible, pal? If not, Brother V has a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year." Give it a go!

Also, open your heart and read through the various threads on our Godly forum. We are here to help those who sincerely desire it.

This is probably the luckiest day of your life, pal.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Reintroducing Myself - 03-17-2008, 04:59 AM
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17 or 18? Are you old enough to join the army yet?
18, so yes I am. I don't know how old you have to be however. A kid I know (A junior) just got his GED and joined the army. He would be 16/17
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18, so yes I am. I don't know how old you have to be however. A kid I know (A junior) just got his GED and joined the army. He would be 16/17
It's fine for you to take time to graduate, but once you have that diploma, I expect you to hustle down to the nearest recruiting office and pay back this country that has done so much for you.

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Default Re: Reintroducing Myself - 03-17-2008, 05:02 AM
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Praise Jesus! It sounds like the Holy Spirit is working overtime today! I am happy to hear that you are coming around to accepting Christ as your Personal Savior©.

Have you ever read the Holy Bible, pal? If not, Brother V has a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year." Give it a go!

Also, open your heart and read through the various threads on our Godly forum. We are here to help those who sincerely desire it.

This is probably the luckiest day of your life, pal.
I've read parts of it. I have to admit, he'll have to work A LOT of overtime. But the best thing to do is ignore my past bias, open my mind and heart, and read it. Never know what will happen

Once again, thanks, and sorry about being a jerk earlier
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18, so yes I am. I don't know how old you have to be however. A kid I know (A junior) just got his GED and joined the army. He would be 16/17
I think our Sister Mary Maria was refering to the ever growing army of true christians for our Lord.....

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Default Re: Reintroducing Myself - 03-17-2008, 05:05 AM
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I think our Sister Mary Maria was refering to the ever growing army of true christians for our Lord.....
I think she meant the military, or maybe both
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I think she meant the military, or maybe both
Both, of course. Nothing better equips you for the War on Islam than being anointed in the Blood of Christ as a True Christian™.

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Well said Sister Mary Maria. May the Lord bless all our efforts.

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