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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-13-2012, 10:30 PM
Is there some kind of left-handed keyboard that doesn't have any punctuation keys other than an apostrophe?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-13-2012, 11:05 PM
No I'm not a higher functional person I'm the same as everyone else I have strength and weaknesses like anyone would I just prefer my left over my right like choosing frosted flakes over honey nut cereal it's just preference it doesn't make me better than anyone I make mistakes like everyone does
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-14-2012, 01:25 AM
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No I'm not a higher functional person
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Obviously.
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I'm the same as everyone else I have strength and weaknesses like anyone would I just prefer my left over my right like choosing frosted flakes over honey nut cereal it's just preference it doesn't make me better than anyone I make mistakes like everyone does
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No, you are not the same as decent people. You are left handed and the Bible is clear on this. Why you people continue to spit in the face of Jesus escapes me. I miss the old days when they would simply lock you all away from decent society.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-14-2012, 03:05 AM
So I'm not the same simply because I'm left handed? God is a god of love and does not care what hand you use he cares about your heart you people seem confused about the bible so u adjust it to your views which is not good but it's ok I'm sure you people aren't as bad as other people say
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-14-2012, 08:06 AM
I've heard that left-handed people had a twin with them in the womb, but they killed the twin and absorbed them in to their body.
They are murderers before they're even born.
YiC,
Zech
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-14-2012, 08:19 AM
You just heard that and assumed it's true? Lol your very gullible zack
Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-14-2012, 08:37 AM
Oh Zechariah my fault
Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-14-2012, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Skyy high
I'm left handed there's nothing wrong with that I'm not possessed by a demon lol I'm fully functional I'm actually a very nice guy I think if ur a true Christian them it wouldn't matter what hand u use its ur intentions that matter
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Left-handers are perverts. If you want more proof, let's look at another example from the Bible. The ancient tribe of Benjamin had a very high proportion of left-handed people. Ehud, who slew King Eglon of Moab, was a left-handed Benjamite (Judges 3:15). The Benjamites had a special battalion of 700 left-handers in their army (Judges 20:15-16). But what were the Benjamites like? Were they good people? Judges 19 tells us that the Benjamites of Gibeah fell into the same sin as the people of Sodom -- attempted homosexual rape. Luckily, no sodomy occurred; the man about to be raped gave his mistress to the crowd.
Judges 19:25 But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and they knew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go.
How did the rest of the Benjamites react to this misdeed? Would they aid Israel in destroying Gibeah? No! They defended the evil city (Judges 20:14-16). As a result, the tribe of Benjamin was annihilated save for 600 who hid in the wilderness (Judges 20:46-48). So great was Israel's loathing of the Benjamites that no man would give his daughter to any of the survivors (Judges 21:1). The Benjamites ended up kidnapping 200 Israelite virgins as wives (Judges 21).
Do the Benjamites sound moral to you? Do they sound fully-functioning and normal? Clearly there is a link between left-handedness and homosexuality. You claim it doesn't matter what hand you use; it's your intentions that matter. I would suggest that the hand you use reflects your intentions. Next time you post, quote Scripture to back up your claims.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-15-2012, 07:36 PM
Someone has probably already mentioned this:
Obama is left-handed.
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-17-2012, 03:47 PM
My son did once use the left hand for drawing, but I spanked him and told him clearly that God gave him a Right hand, that he is meant to use, and that only sinners use the left hand. I did also thoroughly interrogate him who inspired him to use the wrong hand. As he told me the name of the demagogue, I strictly forbid my kids to talk to the sinner, and put his phone number on the blacklist in all phones in my home.
My effort gave results, and he is now using the Righteous hand instead of the wrong one.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
01-22-2013, 04:52 AM
you know who was right handed though, Hitler.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
01-22-2013, 05:03 AM
you know, in Denmark, they speak Danish, you devil worshiper.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
01-22-2013, 06:07 AM
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you know who was right handed though, Hitler.
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Why your obsession with Hitler? Shouldn't you be spending more time thinking about right handed Jesus.
He died for you.
YIC
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
01-22-2013, 06:08 PM
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Why your obsession with Hitler? Shouldn't you be spending more time thinking about right handed Jesus.
He died for you.
YIC
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He died because he was too stupid to realize that he was just a man with a mental disorder and all you people will burn in hell (my hell, the right hell) for praising an idiot.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
01-22-2013, 06:13 PM
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He died because he was too stupid to realize that he was just a man with a mental disorder and all you people will burn in hell (my hell, the right hell) for praising an idiot.
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I agree with you 100%
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
01-22-2013, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by leftpowner
He died because he was too stupid to realize that he was just a man with a mental disorder and all you people will burn in hell (my hell, the right hell) for praising an idiot.
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So they're going to this "hell" place, that only exists according to the very same Bible that you deny?
How the heck does that work?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
01-22-2013, 07:13 PM
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I agree with you 100%
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You agree that we will go to an imaginary hell? Should we pretend to be worried? In the meantime, please introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! Be sure to read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
01-23-2013, 12:05 AM
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i think you should be worried as there is only one true god and it isn't yours.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
01-23-2013, 12:11 AM
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
01-23-2013, 12:41 AM
Up until the 1960's - 1980's (depending on how "progressive" your area was) they were still correcting children for using the devils hand.
But then all this new age stuff showed up and ruined our great country
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