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Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
03-30-2009, 03:22 PM
Has anyone seen Sister Thumper's Easter Dress? I'm just in stitches with curiosity.
PS I've been looking at that Garden Floral Cumberbund Dress at Cold Water Creek . . . any opinions?
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
03-30-2009, 03:42 PM
It's very pretty, but I hope you wear proper sandals with it.
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
03-30-2009, 03:43 PM
Sweet Swillin' JESUS, Mother Glynndie, I have been absolutely Dying to see Sister Thumper's Easter dress!
I need a few ideas of my own, you see. All of those Easter Bunnies that Dora Denkins kept leaving for me chewed up my entire wardrobe, I Fear.
(But, My GOD! One even came with a piece of Cake! How was I to refuse them entrance?!)
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
03-30-2009, 05:27 PM
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Sweet Swillin' JESUS, Mother Glynndie, I have been absolutely Dying to see Sister Thumper's Easter dress!
I need a few ideas of my own, you see. All of those Easter Bunnies that Dora Denkins kept leaving for me chewed up my entire wardrobe, I Fear.
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Sorry to hear about those dresses, sister SUV. But it sounds like a great excuse to go shopping!
PS Helpful Easter Tip: Coordinate your Easter ensemble for the entire family!
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
03-30-2009, 08:30 PM
I was thinking of something a bit less slutty more traditional for myself, Mother G.
Of course, we know Sister Thumper prefers to dress like a whore gussy herself up so Pastor will drool over appreciate her appearance.
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
03-30-2009, 10:32 PM
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I was thinking of something a bit less slutty more traditional for myself, Mother G.
Of course, we know Sister Thumper prefers to dress like a whore gussy herself up so Pastor will drool over appreciate her appearance.
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I think you are just asking for trouble by wearing that dress. You will elicit lust in the hearts of men by exposing your naughty bits (neck, arms, and ankles) like that. I think this is more appropriate:
http://plainlydressed.com/
I think men will find you very attractive in this and you don't have to worry about them having any lustful thoughts whatsoever.
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
03-30-2009, 10:42 PM
I don't know what my fiancée is planning to wear this year for Easter Sunday services (and the all-you-can-eat Easter Ham Soirée planned afterwards to celebrate Christ's temporary death), but I do know how much it's costing the Landover congregation me. I had to cut the salary of my servants this month.
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
03-30-2009, 10:55 PM
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I think you are just asking for trouble by wearing that dress. You will elicit lust in the hearts of men by exposing your naughty bits (neck, arms, and ankles) like that. I think this is more appropriate:
http://plainlydressed.com/
I think men will find you very attractive in this and you don't have to worry about them having any lustful thoughts whatsoever.
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Friend, I checked out that Web site for my daughter and was shocked to see that that business is soft on the sin of mixed fabrics.
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
03-31-2009, 01:39 AM
This might be a nice look for Sister Thumper.
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
03-31-2009, 01:50 AM
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This might be a nice look for Sister Thumper.
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
03-31-2009, 01:57 AM
That's a good dress to wear if you want to deck a reporter in a Bangkok airport.
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
03-31-2009, 11:22 PM
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That's a good dress to wear if you want to deck a reporter in a Bangkok airport.
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Is there some reason why the Chineeese are preoccupied with dongs, wangs, koks, and such? I think we should make them drop the tallywhacker stuff before we pay off any of our loans to them!
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
04-01-2009, 02:04 PM
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Is there some reason why the Chineeese are preoccupied with dongs, wangs, koks, and such?
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
04-01-2009, 03:03 PM
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Is there some reason why the Chineeese are preoccupied with dongs, wangs, koks, and such?
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I don't encounter too many of them, except for those in the church's ex-Ornamental ministry, but I've been told that they're compensating for ... well ... something. I decline to elaborate in a forum that the ladies read.
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
04-01-2009, 03:30 PM
Sister SUV, did you notice the rat on Bdjork's dress?
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
04-01-2009, 05:49 PM
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Sister SUV, did you notice the rat on Bdjork's dress?
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Bless you for pointing that out, Brother, as I had not. Being in the vanguard of Landover's defense against "RA9" ("Rat Attack '09") I am Ashamed that I missed it, as I usually see rats everywhere.
Perhaps this poor Bj "woman" thought it was a little Easter Bunny? Sad
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
04-01-2009, 06:13 PM
I wonder what she's hiding in those other 'pockets'.
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
04-02-2009, 06:43 PM
Looking for a dress i see. Well lucky for you, I have just the exotice tastes you may require to really stand out at this party
how about this look:-
or if your really feeling for the party mood, then this ones perfect
you can thank me later
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
04-02-2009, 06:47 PM
You let your women go out with their toes showing?
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Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress??? -
04-02-2009, 07:03 PM
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You let your women go out with their toes showing?
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But of course, we love them human body, Its how allah made us, and i must say looking at those pictures i put up, he made us very beautiful. Theres something about a beautiful lady in a beautiful dress that makes us men become so dazed.
You have to hand it to women, their beautiful creatures and all deserve to be treated like goddesses.
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