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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-16-2008, 05:37 PM
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Which parts of your body do you send pictures of, besides your tattoo I mean.
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I might consider sending a picture of my hands, feet, eyes, nose whatever but the private stuff will remain private
Yes I'm european but you have wrong idea of this, what about all American girls showing all of themselves ?
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-16-2008, 05:44 PM
I though you Euros would strip down anywhere, for anyone.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-17-2008, 01:28 AM
I have some experience in this matter, and I can definitely say, without reservation of any kind, that getting a tattoo is a VERY bad idea.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-17-2008, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Libra
I might consider sending a picture of my hands, feet, eyes, nose whatever but the private stuff will remain private
Yes I'm european but you have wrong idea of this, what about all American girls showing all of themselves ?
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So you wouldn't, just for argument sake, take a picture of yourself wearing a matching bra and panties set, where we couldn't see your face, wearing the highest heels you own, while you were popping balloons by sitting on them?
I'm asking this question strictly for arguments sake of course.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-17-2008, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Libra
I might consider sending a picture of my hands, feet, eyes, nose whatever but the private stuff will remain private
Yes I'm european but you have wrong idea of this, what about all American girls showing all of themselves ?
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As I said, all photos will be kept confidential. I didn't post the one you sent showing your pierced bellybutton, now did I?
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Please send your evidence via my confidential email link at the botom of my signature. Thank you, and I'll be praying hard over this.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-17-2008, 02:52 AM
Leave it to a pilot to get off on popping balloons.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-17-2008, 03:44 AM
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I might consider sending a picture of my hands, feet, eyes, nose whatever but the private stuff will remain private
Yes I'm european but you have wrong idea of this, what about all American girls showing all of themselves ?
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They are not wanton whores like you Eurotrash.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-17-2008, 07:31 AM
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As I said, all photos will be kept confidential. I didn't post the one you sent showing your pierced bellybutton, now did I?
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I'm not making anymore pictures, I made the one with my piercing because I was sick of being called a liar.
The only pictures that the whole world is allowed to see are online on my netlog
Oh and it would be more easy if I could use the private message system
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-17-2008, 07:35 AM
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So you wouldn't, just for argument sake, take a picture of yourself wearing a matching bra and panties set, where we couldn't see your face, wearing the highest heels you own, while you were popping balloons by sitting on them?
I'm asking this question strictly for arguments sake of course.
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Uh NO I'm not such a girl, and besides I have lack of self esteem so even if I would show of my body easily I wouldn't do it neither
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-17-2008, 12:24 PM
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I'm not making anymore pictures, I made the one with my piercing because I was sick of being called a liar.
The only pictures that the whole world is allowed to see are online on my netlog
Oh and it would be more easy if I could use the private message system
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That's what my confidential email link is for.
So are you saying you DO have pierced nipples or you don't? Who's the liar here?
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-17-2008, 06:44 PM
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Uh NO I'm not such a girl, and besides I have lack of self esteem so even if I would show of my body easily I wouldn't do it neither
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Well if you email Pastor Ezekiel, I am sure that we can give you God's honest opinion (literally). I am sure your body is a fine work of art: if you take some pictures and send them along to Pastor Ezekiel, we can review them and give you an opinion that can replace your own
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-18-2008, 04:22 AM
Pastor Zeke, I DON'T have pierced nipples, I'm not crazy how will I ever be able to nurse a baby with my nipples pierced ?
And about all this photo stuff, I don't mind that people visit my public page but just a question here : You are good christians as you mention often enough so now I'm asking is it "allowed" to look at a woman and approve her appearance since I've read a lot op comments that made me think a woman should not be showing herself.
(This question is bad formulated but I hope you get my point)
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-18-2008, 01:35 PM
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Pastor Zeke, I DON'T have pierced nipples, I'm not crazy how will I ever be able to nurse a baby with my nipples pierced ?
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Nonsense. There are reports all over the Internets of women breastfeeding with pierced nipples. Jesus doesn't approve of such degenerate behavior, but you still have the God-given free will to indulge in that perversion.
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And about all this photo stuff, I don't mind that people visit my public page but just a question here : You are good Christians as you mention often enough so now I'm asking is it "allowed" to look at a woman and approve her appearance since I've read a lot op comments that made me think a woman should not be showing herself.
(This question is bad formulated but I hope you get my point)
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I get your point. What I need to share with you is that I am charged by God and trained by experts to view such material and decide whether or not it's sinful or not. I'm like a skilled doctor; You don't need to be modest around me. I've seen it all, believe you me. I've seen worse than anything you might have.
Women should not be "showing themselves" to anyone but their own husbands, and occasionally as need be, their own True Christian™ Pastors.
Just send me your photo (privately, of course) and I will pronounce you innocent of sin if you are innocent of said sin. Don't worry about being judged unrighteously.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-18-2008, 02:25 PM
I know I am an elderly lady and perhaps have a different perspective on all these new-fangled trends for the young and sinful, but I cannot for the life of me understand why the youth of today would want to have bits of metal stuck through them! In my day the closest we got was a boy getting a fishing hook through the lip from a poor casting by a friend down at the river. By Golly, he didn't just keep that hook stuck there forever more to look good! No sir, that hook was gone as quick as you can cry 'Heathen!' to a Jew! Perhaps the only permanent bits of metal that people got were braces after suffering from polio. It was one up on the iron lung, but we still laughed at those who had them and clomped along so slowly. Once Billy-Ray threw an apple core at one particularly slow clomper and knocked him clean off his feet into a patch of nettles. He thrashed around for a while before getting his balance and when he got up he had a rash in the most amazing shape. It was Jesus' face, mark my very words! As we realised this the retard shook himself off a little, gave a little hop and a skip and by golly if he didn't just run straight out the school gate to the hospital to get those braces removed! It was a miracle indeed. These are the things that led me to becoming a True Christian ™ to this very day.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-18-2008, 06:38 PM
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Nonsense. There are reports all over the Internets of women breastfeeding with pierced nipples. Jesus doesn't approve of such degenerate behavior, but you still have the God-given free will to indulge in that perversion.
I get your point. What I need to share with you is that I am charged by God and trained by experts to view such material and decide whether or not it's sinful or not. I'm like a skilled doctor; You don't need to be modest around me. I've seen it all, believe you me. I've seen worse than anything you might have.
Women should not be "showing themselves" to anyone but their own husbands, and occasionally as need be, their own True Christian™ Pastors.
Just send me your photo (privately, of course) and I will pronounce you innocent of sin if you are innocent of said sin. Don't worry about being judged unrighteously.
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Don't do it Libra. Copies will end up being sold on eBay as a "fundraiser" for this so-called church.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-18-2008, 07:36 PM
So wait, this chick from France or whatever shows you her tat, she got a pierced navel and maybe nipples. So? Does the Bible say that tattoos are bad? And piercing too?
Damn, I've got my share of ink and piercings. So will Jesus now not care if I kick junk? I read in the Bible you told me to get that if I become saved, I get to go to Heaven. But do I have get rid of my tats? Piercings are no big deal, I'll just take them out.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-18-2008, 08:00 PM
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Don't do it Libra. Copies will end up being sold on eBay as a "fundraiser" for this so-called church.
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If he wants to see how I look he'll have to ask God to help him find my public profile, I'm not sending anymore pictures.
I'm very happy that my fiance loves my looks and that's all I need
Pastor Zeke, even if it is one of your tasks, right now you're not MY christian pastor since I'm no member of LBC
But maybe in a weird way, thanks for wanting to review if I have to proper appearance.
maybe this will help : I'm a natural blonde and have bright blue eyes
Isn't that enough already for a Christian wife ?
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-18-2008, 08:00 PM
She's not from France she's from the second most vile country on the planet.
You on the other hand only need to worry about Satan peeling your "tats" from your body over and over again in hell.
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So wait, this chick from France or whatever shows you her tat, she got a pierced navel and maybe nipples. So? Does the Bible say that tattoos are bad? And piercing too?
Damn, I've got my share of ink and piercings. So will Jesus now not care if I kick junk? I read in the Bible you told me to get that if I become saved, I get to go to Heaven. But do I have get rid of my tats? Piercings are no big deal, I'll just take them out.
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-19-2008, 07:11 AM
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Pastor Zeke, even if it is one of your tasks, right now you're not MY christian pastor since I'm no member of LBC
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But maybe in a weird way, thanks for wanting to review if I have to proper appearance.
maybe this will help : I'm a natural blonde and have bright blue eyes
Isn't that enough already for a Christian wife ?
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Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a Christian make, but they will go a long way twoards helping you find a proper True Christian™ husband.
The fact that you willingly put your demonic boyfriend ahead of your own selfhood is an important step. It means that you fully recognize your natural inferiority, as God made you.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
02-17-2009, 05:48 AM
Just in case anyone makes it to the end of this thread and is still unsure: NO! YOU SHOULD NOT GET A TATTOO. OK?!?!
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