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Originally Posted by Laura Malcolm
Oh, no, rest assured, we are not Mormons, and our husband is only ethnically Jewish. We still fear that he may not be a true True Christian because of this, and every day my sister wife and I work to persuade him to renounce his Judaism and join the Lord in the proper way. It is an ongoing battle for sure.
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Thank Jesus you were led to our humble church! Your very Salvation is in Mortal Danger! You see, whoever has been instructing you in the faith is a liar and a fool (and I suspect more than a little bit retarded). You see, your husband will never be a True Christian™ until he takes care of some very important things first, and renouncing his ethnicity (how does that even work?) isn't one of them.
I hope your husband doesn't find Alice attractive. Even if he hasn't divorced, left, or "put you away: (Matthew 19:9), he shouldn't have any googly eyes for her (Matthew 5:27-5:28). Whoever he married first is his actual wife, the other, forgive me for being blunt, is naught but a live-in prostitute. Besides, do you really want God watching and judging your bedroom skills (Hebrews 13:4)?
But it's not too late! You can save your husband, your purely platonic lady roommate I'm sure, and yourself! You simply need to read the Holy Bible to each other. We know that faith comes by hearing the Word (Romans 10:17), and so I would encourage you to read it loudly, and with gusto! You might find Brother Bob4God's article,
How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! to be a helpful next step!