[LoveInTheName]

IF you follow through with your threat of raping a mentally retarded child..............I WILL kill you.
piffle your Jesus who never existed.


Now, go to the police.
It's called a "conditional statement".
Don't want to be killed?
Don't rape children.

[Cranky Old Man]

So you want to kill innocent victims of seductive harlots and sluts?

Planning to vote for Hillary Clinton I presume...

[Roland]

Originally Posted by LoveInTheName

[...]I WILL kill you.
[...]

No, you won´t. Not necessarily because a lack of will but because a lack of competence. If your anger tantrum is over you might consider introducing yourself here. It´s a polite thing to do you know.

[ThatAtheistPig]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

So you want to kill innocent victims of seductive harlots and sluts?

Planning to vote for Hillary Clinton I presume...

Nice signature. You're not in any way better.

• "Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
• 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
• Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!"

I don't really know if this site is some sick joke but you're disgusting.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by LoveInTheName

IF you follow through with your threat of raping a mentally retarded child..............I WILL kill you.

Dear, with that attitude you won't step foot inside Freehold. We are a special, exclusive, gated community the likes of which are unparalleled on earth. We are the very City on a Hill that Jesus says lights the world (Matthew 5:14). Landover Baptist has been declared the "Most Select Church In America" by U.S. News and World Report, "Now Harder To Get Into Than Harvard." Our Holy Church is modeled after Heaven, and isn't open to the general public. Our own Mayor Johnny Hold has created a magnificent Buffer Zone around the church, our entire city of Freehold, to be as free of Sin as we can expect New Jerusalem (Revelation 21:2). In short, you won't get close to anyone here until you repent, get Saved, establish a healthy and generous tithing schedule, and it wouldn't hurt to take a bath and get a hair cut.

Originally Posted by LoveInTheName

piffle your Jesus who never existed.

Well which is it, dear? Do you want to curse the LORD, or do you want to pretend He doesn't exist?

Originally Posted by LoveInTheName

Now, go to the police.

What a lovely idea. It's always nice to thank our Boys in Blue. As it so happens, tomorrow is the Men's Fellowship Breakfast & Bible Study (it meets on the first Saturday of the month), and no doubt Ofc. Don W. Richards will be there. He never gives up an opportunity for free cakes, sausage, and doughnuts.

[Brother Jessup]

Originally Posted by ThatAtheistPig

Nice signature. You're not in any way better.

• "Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
• 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
• Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!"

I don't really know if this site is some sick joke but you're disgusting.

This is God's favorite church and we are his chosen flock. To question Landover Baptist or any of its members is to question God...why would you question God's judgement? You must really be mad at Jesus.

How does it feel, knowing that you will ultimately burn in hell for all of eternity?

I'll make sure to pray for you.

The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken....Amen!

[Basilissa]

Yeah, I didn't think that a good introduction could start with such a title.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Please follow the instructions on this forum, you hell-bound sinner! Then we may have a slim chance of redeeming you.

[Faith_Machine]

This is all very disturbing. Why is this person threatening to harm us?

[RaeLynn]

He's threatening to harm you due to your closed-mindedness and altogether stupidity. You threaten that a large myriad of things will take you to Hell, and you're sending people there even sooner than that.

You say that retardation is a punishment from G-d, and you call them, "Children of the Devil". However, Y'all are just being ridiculous. They have minds that are so unique and intuitive, we may never understand. And many people with mental illness go on to do great things.


Before you condemn someone based on their family heritage, let's think about your convoluted sense of thinking, your opinion that you are by far the holiest people in fiction, and don't forget to thank your town that is only real by name. Have a good day now.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by RaeLynn

He's threatening to harm you due to your closed-mindedness and altogether stupidity...

And violence has cured exactly what, when, ever?

[Roland]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

And violence has cured exactly what, when, ever?

In all fairness: Violence did cure Europe from Adolf Hitler and his mass murders in 1939-1945.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

And violence has cured exactly what, when, ever?

Originally Posted by Roland

In all fairness: Violence did cure Europe from Adolf Hitler and his mass murders in 1939-1945.

Obviously, dear friends, as Unsaved sinners you would take a retrospective view on violence. In contrast, the main focus of the True Religion™, True Christianity™ is on the Future, and, to be even more precise, on the Glorious Future in Eternity that is obviously less glorious and, in fact, quite unpleasant for the likes of you (unless you Repent) who refuse the Call of Jesus (John 3:18).

Violence is the tool that Jesus is going to use in His most Magnificent Undertaking: The Re-cycling of this sin-infested world with A New Earth and A New Heaven (but no longer any sea; Revelation 21:1).

At the moment we are still living the Era when Jesus tries to persuade the sinner into His bosom gently, by coaxing and using only minor forms of violence to show them who is the Boss (cancers, minor accidents including open femoral fractures, earthquakes, tsunamis, bad TV, etc.). This is all just the calm before the Storm that we'll be witnessing from high above (1 Thessalonians 4:17). Once Jesus decides that enough is enough, we'll be seeing violence on an unprecedented scale:

• Poisonous beasts (a de novo Creation) will torture you for months (Revelation 9:5)!
• Jesus will poison your drinking water and your holiday resorts (Revelation 16:3-4)!
• 200,000,000 Heavenly soldiers will kill billions, one third of those who remain after the other violent acts (Revelation 9:18)!
• You are going to try to bite your own tongues off because of the PAIN (Revelation 16:10)!

THAT is going to be some violence. Here you can see that the ACT does not determine the ethical quality of these occurrences. It is the Spiritual Quality of the one committing these acts that does.

Whatever Jesus does is GOOD:
Psalms 52:1
(To the chief Musician, Maschil, A Psalm of David, when Doeg the Edomite came and told Saul, and said unto him, David is come to the house of Ahimelech.) Why boastest thou thyself in mischief, O mighty man? the goodness of God endureth continually.

Whatever unbelievers do is BAD:
Psalms 53:1
(To the chief Musician upon Mahalath, Maschil, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

The Spiritual Re-Birth in Christ determines if an act is violent or not. Dear friends, please understand this and take accept the offer of Jesus to join His forces in Heaven before it is too late and you find yourselves in the midst of burned forests (33% of all) or pastures (100% losses there - Jesus will not spare you (Revelation 8:7)!!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer