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burger HELLO WORLD :3 - 07-09-2016, 10:44 PM

I'm new!!!

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How do I visit my profile It give me permission?

How to you put and view a banner/ signature below your comments, If i want to put up a blog or a verse?

GLAD TO BE HERE!!!
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Default Re: HELLO WORLD :3 - 07-09-2016, 10:51 PM

Hi! Welcome to our friendly forums! Try clicking on your name in the upper, right hand corner where in bold it reads, "Welcome, Rice Crispy." You should be able to see and change what you want there. Please keep in mind that your signature should reflect your desire to please the Lord Jesus Christ, and will be seen by women and children. Sharing blogs aren't necessary here. Jesus will bring traffic to your blog, or not, as He sees fit. We're not a billboard for personal naval-gazing.

Also, why don't you tell us a little about yourself? What church do you go to? What is your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to find Jesus? If you could visit any person in the Bible besides Jesus, who would you visit? Do you have a family? Are you Chinese with a name like that? You know, things like that.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: HELLO WORLD :3 - 07-10-2016, 12:40 AM

No I'm not Chinese, I'm a part of an SDA church and was I had a feeling i should go to this site.


Thanks for your information concerning signatures, speaking of signatures, I noticed yours.


But i wouldn't go far to exclude anyone because Christ asks you and I to help these people turn to God.


Remember what Jesus told us. "It is not the healthy who need doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners." Mark 2:17


We should help those who don't know the word to know Jesus, not exclude them.


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Default Re: HELLO WORLD :3 - 07-10-2016, 01:25 AM

Who has ever heard of an SDA church? There is only one true church, the conservative, Bible-obeying, God-fearing Baptist churches. A prime example is this one, Landover Baptist Church. Anyway, do you use the KJV 1611 Bible? That is the true one. What is your favorite verse and tell us about yourself. And remember, while we are called to help others, we are not to befriend them for 2 Corinthians states, "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?"

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Default Re: HELLO WORLD :3 - 07-10-2016, 04:09 PM

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But i wouldn't go far to exclude anyone because Christ asks you and I to help these people turn to God.
Dear friend:

We do help people turn to God by telling them exactly what God has told them through the King James Bible. That's different from being in fellowship with them:

2 Corinthians 6:14-15 KJV: 14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? 15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?


This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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