[Elmer G. White]

Bad news.

Trees are taking over the world of men despite God telling us that He Created them only to be subdued by us (Genesis 1:28). A new study has counted every single tree on Earth and the conclusions are alarming: There are much more trees growing everywhere than previously!

In a blockbuster study released Wednesday in Nature, a team of 38 scientists finds that the planet is home to 3.04 trillion trees, blowing away the previously estimate of 400 billion. That means, the researchers say, that there are 422 trees for every person on Earth.
However, in no way do the researchers consider this good news.
“The negative relationships between tree density and anthropogenic land use exemplify how humans contend directly with natural forest ecosystems for space,” the paper observes.

After a quick calculation by using the mathematical methods designed by Creation Science (division) I concluded that previously there were only 56 trees/person on earth. This is a 7.6-fold increase. We must consult the Bible when we assess what this means.

It is bad.

1. While some trees are useful and should not be cut down (e.g., those that produce meats (Deuteronomy 20:18-20), all the other trees should be destroyed and cut down.

• Deuteronomy 20:20 - Only the trees which thou knowest that they be not trees for meat, thou shalt destroy and cut them down; and thou shalt build bulwarks against the city that maketh war with thee, until it be subdued.

2. God seems to have an aversion towards trees. He definitely does not want to have them anywhere near the places of Worship!

• Deuteronomy 16:21 - Thou shalt not plant thee a grove of any trees near unto the altar of the LORD thy God, which thou shalt make thee.

3. The distinction between fruit-bearing trees (a false Christian interpretation of the word "meat" as seen above in the listed item #1) and other trees was perhaps valid during the OT times, but Jesus hated also fruit-bearing trees. Thus, the literal reading of "meat" takes precedence.

• Matthew 21:19 - And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.

4. Men of good standing are those who cut down trees:

• Psalms 74:5 - [A man] was famous according as he had lifted up axes upon the thick trees.

5. Trees are used by God to show us His Wrath against all the sodomistic sinning that takes place on Earth:

• Amos 4:9 - I have smitten you with blasting and mildew: when your gardens and your vineyards and your fig trees and your olive trees increased, the palmerworm devoured [them]: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the LORD.
• Isaiah 10:17-20 - And the light of Israel shall be for a fire, and his Holy One for a flame: and it shall burn and devour his thorns and his briers in one day; And shall consume the glory of his forest, and of his fruitful field, both soul and body: and they shall be as when a standardbearer fainteth. And the rest of the trees of his forest shall be few, that a child may write them. And it shall come to pass in that day, [that] the remnant of Israel, and such as are escaped of the house of Jacob, shall no more again stay upon him that smote them; but shall stay upon the LORD, the Holy One of Israel, in truth.

This means that only when the trees become few, shall we see adequate repentance and only then will the people stay upon our Lord. The more trees, the more unlikely we are to see Jesus return in all His glory. This is also clearly stated in the last and perhaps one of the most important parts of the Bible.

• Revelation 8:7 - The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.

Trees are dangerous. They are there to kill us. I have here some relevant examples:




And, as evidenced by this post, they are also detrimental when it comes to the End of Times and Rapture. I've been waiting for Jesus to appear for years but disappointments have been following one another. Now we know why! The trees have swarmed and multiplied and even the secular scholars admit that there is a "negative relationships between tree density and anthropogenic land us". This means that trees prevent us from our endeavors and from meeting Jesus up in the clouds (1 Thessalonians 4:17).

Brethren, I cut a tree this morning. Now there are only 421 trees that I'm responsible of. The chain saw was heavy and my arms ache but I promise I'll cut the next one as soon as my convalescence from this exertion is over.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Brother Elmer, thank you for this warning. The authors of this study are clearly suspect and there is a fairly large margin for error in the calculations - how is it that a mere 38 self-confessed scientists managed to count 3.04 trillion trees? That would be - well, I don't know exactly how many that would be "each", as I'm not sure how many zeros there are in a trillion, but it would be quite a lot. 80 billion per scientist, maybe? It would take me a long time to count to 80 billion, even with help.

Also many of the authors have foreign names and may count differently from us. And one in particular - A.C. Vibrans - looks like a made-up name to me. A joke in very poor taste, if I may say so?

To look on the bright side, they must have used quite a bit of paper, jotting down the numbers, which will have made a start.

But to get the point, this puzzles me:

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

3. The distinction between fruit-bearing trees (a false Christian interpretation of the word "meat" as seen above in the listed item #1) and other trees was perhaps valid during the OT times, but Jesus hated also fruit-bearing trees. Thus, the literal reading of "meat" takes precedence.

• Matthew 21:19 - And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.

What exactly is a meat-bearing tree? When my husband first acquired this property, several acres were given over to apple orchards . We have only just got rid of the last tree. In the meantime we allowed the pigs to forage for fruit, so I suppose in that sense they were bacon-bearing trees. Sorry, just my little joke there, but would a tree whose fruit or leaves were eaten by a meat-providing animal such a a giraffe count as a meat-bearing tree?


YiC
Joanna

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

But to get the point, this puzzles me: What exactly is a meat-bearing tree? When my husband first acquired this property, several acres were given over to apple orchards . We have only just got rid of the last tree. In the meantime we allowed the pigs to forage for fruit, so I suppose in that sense they were bacon-bearing trees. Sorry, just my little joke there, but would a tree whose fruit or leaves were eaten by a meat-providing animal such a a giraffe count as a meat-bearing tree?

YiC
Joanna

Dearest Sister,

Jesus tells us that some trees have seeds that are meat for us. However, we must remember that this was written more than 6000 years ago and it is about the original tree kinds immediately after the unexpected Creation event:

Genesis 1:29
And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.


Now, after the Fall (Genesis 3:6) all Creation (Romans 8:22) is under the influence of genetic entropy and thus degenerates more quickly than the Biblical knowledge of pope Frances and the whole royal house of England combined; and they do not procrastinate to demolish anything that is precious for Jesus (regarding that the current empress Queer Elizabeth the second-rate has now been a monarch longer than anyone). This means that the trees that threaten us now are not the original Created kinds and our Creation Science team has been unable to locate any tree species that bears the original meaty seeds. I would not spare a tree based on this if I were your male relative. After the Flood we were given real meats to eat (Genesis 9:3), anyway. It is especially the production of real meat that suffers from the tree usurpation. Woodland is not pasture. The cattle needs open vistas to graze upon the grasses, not trees. I surmise even the giraffes you mentioned would be much happier eating the lush green succulent vegetation of a meadow compared to the thorny acacia or the hard pine needles.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Thank you again. I will get one of the gardeners to order more gasoline for the chainsaws, although perhaps just using it to burn the trees (while praising Jesus) might be quicker? It would certainly be more fun for my boys, who love a good bonfire.

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

(regarding that the current empress Queer Elizabeth the second-rate has now been a monarch longer than anyone).

Not until around 5.30 pm local time on Wednesday, Brother. That would be about 11.30 am in real, Freehold time. Apparently she will be spending the day in Godless Scotland, so there is a good chance that a rogue haggis or other unnecessarily deep-fried item may finish her off before then. We can only pray.

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Woodland is not pasture. The cattle needs open vistas to graze upon the grasses, not trees. I surmise even the giraffes you mentioned would be much happier eating the lush green succulent vegetation of a meadow compared to the thorny acacia or the hard pine needles.

The prospect of making a giraffe, surely one of our Lord's greatest masterpieces, happier makes me feel like a better person too.

[Jim Farmer]

It was the atheists and the mooslims and the boodists who killed the meat-bearing trees for no other reason that to spite the Lord. The only trees I can think of that remain meat-bearing trees are these:

the Rafflesia Arnoldii from Indonesia



Stapelia gigantea from Africa



the Mexican Calabash



the Amorphophallus Titanum from Indonesia



Stinkhorn mushrooms (tropical areas)



the Stink Lily (Asia)



and the Dead Horse Arum Lily (Africa)



They have rid all places where a Christian might want to live of any meat-bearing tree.

Or so they thought. I actually have one of these in my garden

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

They have rid all places where a Christian might want to live of any meat-bearing tree.

Or so they thought. I actually have one of these in my garden

That is interesting, Brother Jim. How does your wife cook it?

[Des]

This! This is why the Second Amendment is so important! We need flamethrowers! We need not only grenade launchers to mount under our assault rifles, we also need the fragmentation grenades to go with them if we are going to make any headway in the War on Timber.

Damn you, Jim Brady. I hope satan is personally sodomizing you right now, you Commie wussy gimp!

[Alvin Moss]

I believe that this problem has arisen in recent years due to the failure of newspapers. In times recently past, those trees would have been vitally needed elsewhere, for the manufacture of paper. I blame television for this catastrophe.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

I believe that this problem has arisen in recent years due to the failure of newspapers. In times recently past, those trees would have been vitally needed elsewhere, for the manufacture of paper. I blame television for this catastrophe.

Brother, you are ABSOLUTELY right! I found a diagram that depicts the paper consumption of Godly USA, heathen China and insignificant Sinland.



Verily, in Godly US of A it has gone down and in the yellow countries it has leveled off. No-one cares about the bottom line. The trees have exploited this on an unprecedented scale. I'd also like to add re-cycling to this problem as it decreases the demand for pristine bleached paper that is the only proper product to print KJVs on. Moreover, this could also mean that the amount of new Bibles being distributed is diminishing (which could be a sign of the second coming, I admit). I am longing for the day when I see the words of the Good Prophet come into fruition!

Isaiah 19:7
The paper reeds by the brooks, by the mouth of the brooks, and every thing sown by the brooks, shall wither, be driven away, and be no more.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Brother, you are ABSOLUTELY right! I found a diagram that depicts the paper consumption of Godly USA, heathen China and insignificant Sinland.

Brother, looking carefully at that graph it seems that the yellow triangles are for paper production in Finnland, not paper consumption. As they are hovering around zero for the entire period, I don't know why anyone bothered to put them in. But in any case, the Finnishers are obviously not cutting down any trees at all, except to burn on campfires during the eternal darkness that is their God-given fate.

Let us praise Him for not making us Finish!

Colossians 1:12-14
Giving thanks unto the Father, which hath made us meet to be partakers of the inheritance of the saints in light:
Who hath delivered us from the power of darkness, and hath translated us into the kingdom of his dear Son:In whom we have redemption through his blood, even the forgiveness of sins:

[Jim Farmer]

Do they even have trees in Finland? I thought it was an arctic wasteland unfit for habitation by Christians. The only thing that relieves the flat horizon is igloos.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

Do they even have trees in Finland? I thought it was an arctic wasteland unfit for habitation by Christians. The only thing that relieves the flat horizon is igloos.

Brother Farmer,

The topic is quite uninteresting and as far as our Pastors know, Jesus mostly ignores Sinland, but based on previous studies in Christian History at LBC, I must remind you that there are no more igloos in Finland due to the Eskimo holocaust that the Finished people conducted in the past.

I found only one image of a typical Sinnish landscape and this suggests that, indeed, there are no trees there.



I really cannot tell anything more specific about their situation regarding trees, but any nation that has escaped this arboreal menace should be thankful and grateful for Jesus! Of course, some trees should be preserved for the above-mentioned meat production and to be used in law enforcement.

Joshua 10:26
And afterward Joshua smote them, and slew them, and hanged them on five trees: and they were hanging upon the trees until the evening.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Bjorn Jensen]

Godless Switzerland, right next to Sinland, claims to have a tree 4,000 years older than the Universe, making a mockery out of the Bible and Creation Science. This must be destroyed by the Landover Task Force as quickly as possible.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking

...a tree 4,000 years older than the Universe...This must be destroyed by the Landover Task Force as quickly as possible.

Hey, not so fast. Zeke'll need a Christmas tree this year, right? Just lop the top off and use that, burn the scraggly rest of it.

[eggcake]

Thank you for this warning. A tree almost sneaked up onto me the other day!