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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist! -
03-08-2013, 05:37 PM
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist! -
03-08-2013, 06:03 PM
Happy birthday, young fellow!
You are proof that false gods do not have a stranglehold on decent people.
I heard you were planning to be in Vegas next week, I'd like to offer you my suite at the Bellagio. My nieces, Mandi and Sandi will be there but I am sure they will not be a problem.
Bring your Birthday Suit, The girls will be serviing up a fresh buffet!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist! -
03-08-2013, 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Happy birthday, young fellow!
You are proof that false gods do not have a stranglehold on decent people.
I heard you were planning to be in Vegas next week, I'd like to offer you my suite at the Bellagio. My nieces, Mandi and Sandi will be there but I am sure they will not be a problem.
Bring your Birthday Suit, The girls will be serviing up a fresh buffet!
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Happy birthday Godly Mr RP.
God surely is a genius, I will be in Vegas on two of those days. I would be sure to help you celebrate (once the girls are finished oestrogenising the place up with their woman's dirty stink).
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist! -
03-08-2013, 06:40 PM
A most Blessed Birthday, Redeemed Papist!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Location: window licking
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist! -
03-08-2013, 06:45 PM
Happy Birthday!
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist! -
03-08-2013, 06:48 PM
Blessed Birthday indeed. I am so glad you are not a hellbound papist anymore
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist! -
03-08-2013, 07:29 PM
Best wishes from me, too!
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist! -
03-09-2013, 01:39 AM
What a crazy coincidence: I will also be in Las Vegas during the days in question! Mr Hutchins, I hope those nieces of yours don't mind cooking for large groups of hungry men!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redeemed Papist! -
03-12-2013, 01:14 AM
Happy Belated birthday!
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