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Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. -
04-18-2014, 04:58 AM
Sister Eva, I believe you are taking the wrong course of action. God doesn't want you to go to Hell, why else would he send us to pray for you? Would you ignore TCs like us in your Forum Member Swedish instincts? Listen to us. This can all be boiled down to Heaven or Hell? Your choice. Hell? Stay with your husband and keep him safe and healthy. Heathen? Speed up the proccess of you remarrying and having children and being allowed in Heaven.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. -
04-19-2014, 01:37 AM
Matthew 3:9
For I say vnto you, that God is able of these stones to raise vp children vnto Abraham.
I respect the decision you've made, Sister Eva. Nothing is impossible with God! I believe in the NAME OF JESUS that not only will the foul demons of hell be removed from the privatized area of your beloved spouse, but they shall issue an holy issue of espermatizaionary fluid, swimming freely into your holy kiln of child production, meeting up with an egg as fresh as a hen's in the cool spring morning, producing a soldier of Christ that will be a major player in the war against the devil come the glory. AMEN! Go now, Eva. Lay hands on your husbandman's withered, wrinkly, cursed package. Pray the prayer I just gave you and believe. See his disgusting, smelly, atrocious bag become whole again. Have faith as a child! BELIEVE! Now RECEIVE in the HOLY name of our LORD and SAVIOR. I shouldn't have to tell you what to do next. Birds do it. Bees do it. Do it, Sister! Do it! That's it! Do it! Uh huh - you like that, don't ya? Uh huh. Glory Hallelujah, Eva! Receive the gift of GOD. Faster. Now shout JESUS, I THANK YOU! Thank Him, Sister. That's right! Shout, sister! Shout! Shout! Let it all out!
Mark 10:27
And Iesus looking vpon them, saith, With men it is impossible, but not with God: for with God all things are possible.GLORY! Let me know when your miracle has come.
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Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. -
04-20-2014, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Jedediah
I have adapted Psalm 58 to this situation
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How very thoughtful of you Brother Jedediah! I am honored - and such eloquence!
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Originally Posted by Mary Thompson
Sister Eva, I believe you are taking the wrong course of action. God doesn't want you to go to Hell, why else would he send us to pray for you? Would you ignore TCs like us in your Forum Member Swedish instincts?
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Dear Sister. I would never ignore a True Christian™, and by the way - congratulations! - I am only relying on Gods wisdom Proverbs 3:6 - I am however very thankful for your thoughts and prayers!
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Originally Posted by M. Mansfield, MD
Matthew 3:9
For I say vnto you, that God is able of these stones to raise vp children vnto Abraham.
I respect the decision you've made, Sister Eva. Nothing is impossible with God! I believe in the NAME OF JESUS that not only will the foul demons of hell be removed from the privatized area of your beloved spouse, but they shall issue an holy issue of espermatizaionary fluid, swimming freely into your holy kiln of child production
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In my hart, I hope you are right, Dear Brother. But again, no one now His thoughts 1 Corinthians 2:11
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Originally Posted by M. Mansfield, MD
Go now, Eva. Lay hands on your husbandman's withered, wrinkly, cursed package. Pray the prayer I just gave you and believe. See his disgusting, smelly, atrocious bag become whole again. Have faith as a child! BELIEVE! Now RECEIVE in the HOLY name of our LORD and SAVIOR. I shouldn't have to tell you what to do next. Birds do it. Bees do it. Do it, Sister! Do it! That's it! Do it! Uh huh - you like that, don't ya? Uh huh. Glory Hallelujah, Eva! Receive the gift of GOD. Faster. Now shout JESUS, I THANK YOU! Thank Him, Sister. That's right! Shout, sister! Shout! Shout! Let it all out!
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Uhm, thank you doctor - Are you ok? The power of prayer can be exauting
1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. -
04-20-2014, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Eva_Christensen
Dear Sister. I would never ignore a True Christian™, and by the way - congratulations! - I am only relying on Gods wisdom Proverbs 3:6 - I am however very thankful for your thoughts and prayers!
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Thank you for the congratulations, dear. But may I ask, have you yourself prayed for the demise of your husband? God may listen to our prayers. But you must tell God to do some action as well. Child, I do not want another tormented soul languishing in Hell.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. -
04-22-2014, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
Poor Eva Her husband has been wounded in the stones since birth, such an abominable sinner is he. God rewarded him with a retained stone, such that he has no seed. He didn't tell Eva's father of his condition before he married her
As a result, poor Eva will go to Hell as she can't bear a child. Please pray that Eva's husband dies so that she can remarry, bear children, and be saved from Hell.
I'm hoping the Lord may punish her husband by giving him testicular cancer. But any form of death for him will probably save Eva.
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The Bible never says that you will go to hell if you don't have kids. Sure it says "be fruitful and multiply..." but some women in the Bible did not have any kids. Don't add your man made rules to the Holy Scriptures. God has HARSH punishment for this.
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Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. -
04-22-2014, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Creation
The Bible never says that you will go to hell if you don't have kids. Sure it says "be fruitful and multiply..." but some women in the Bible did not have any kids. Don't add your man made rules to the Holy Scriptures. God has HARSH punishment for this.
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The Holy Bible disagrees with you, dear. We read that women can be Saved specifically through the bearing of children if, that is, they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety (1 Timothy 2:15). I've had many children, as I don't want to miss my opportunity should any of them not "count." I've not read anything about that, but I have my doubts about one of my daughters.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. -
04-22-2014, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
The Holy Bible disagrees with you, dear. We read that women can be Saved specifically through the bearing of children if, that is, they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety (1 Timothy 2:15). I've had many children, as I don't want to miss my opportunity should any of them not "count." I've not read anything about that, but I have my doubts about one of my daughters.
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I would prefer if you would stop calling me dear. If you truly believe that men are more supreme than women, than it is highly disrespectful. Childbearing is not what saves a woman in the final judgement. A woman is saved in the final judgment like anyone else (their is no Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male or female... see Galatians 3:28): through faith. Yet in this life, childbearing is a gift to help save her from making shipwreck of that faith.
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Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. -
04-22-2014, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Creation
I would prefer if you would stop calling me dear. If you truly believe that men are more supreme than women, than it is highly disrespectful.
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I didn't say anything about supremacy. I said women can be Saved specifically through the bearing of children if, that is, they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety (1 Timothy 2:15). Do you accuse the Holy Bible if lying? Of being intentionally misleading? Of being mistaken? If you don't make such accusations, then kindly let the Holy Bible speak for itself, thank you very much.
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Originally Posted by Dr. Creation
Childbearing is not what saves a woman in the final judgement. A woman is saved in the final judgment like anyone else (their is no Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male or female... see Galatians 3:28): through faith.
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And apparently, through bearing of children (1 Timothy 2:15).
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Originally Posted by Dr. Creation
Yet in this life, childbearing is a gift to help save her from making shipwreck of that faith.
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Where do you read this in the Bible?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Please pray for Eva Christensen's husband to die. -
04-22-2014, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Liberal False Christian
I would prefer if you would stop calling me dear. If you truly believe that men are more supreme than women, than it is highly disrespectful. Childbearing is not what saves a woman in the final judgement. A woman is saved in the final judgment like anyone else (their is no Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male or female... see Galatians 3:28): through faith. Yet in this life, childbearing is a gift to help save her from making shipwreck of that faith.
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This is what happens when we cherry-pick a few verses out of the Bible and construe even those without regard to context. Here is what the passage says:
[Galatians 3:26-29 KJV] 26 For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. 27 For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. 28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. 29 And if ye [be] Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.
It says that the saved are all God's children. It does not undo those parts of Scripture that specify different roles for men and women. If you interpreted it to say that it does, you would thereby interpret the Bible to contradict itself, something that God's Word simply cannot do. Also, you would reach the absurd result that if there is neither male nor female, sodomite "marriage" must be acceptable to the Lord.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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