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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-09-2011, 06:08 PM

Just an update regarding my true story that I shared with everyone for the sake of offering some reflection about what Easter is really about. A couple of people have questioned it's authenticity and made some remarks regarding whether or not Sweden is actually the land of heathens and sinners that I portray. In addition I have received a couple of hateful messages I thought I would share since the authors did not feel it fit to post them here, but rather sent them directly to me.

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Too-Stupid Bill, I am Swedish and what you wrote is a bunch of EXPLETIVE. You are obviesly to dumb to even understand our country so why do you even come here? We don't want your help and we are allready really good at english so EXPLETIVE off. Jesus is stupid and so are you. Mvh, Proud Witch
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Dear twodollar redard, I am Swedish and you are'nt. Use your brane and next time search around the internet for right things that go on here. You say you are trying to "save" the Swedes but I think it is you who needs saving. Like save yourself from being so dumb. I don't care about the Bible and you shood leave us alone here and let us do our pagan things like you say.
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LOL you dont know anything about Sweden. I am Swedish and even a 4 year old knows more about us than you. We are cultavated and have way more morales then your dumb country that always just bombs people anyways have. I hope someone burns you and you nver come back here.
I think these just add a bit more credence to what I am trying to convey.


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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-10-2011, 08:46 AM

Ha ha "use your brane" it says!

Most swedes are so stupid and uneducated! Poor things.


The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-10-2011, 01:24 PM

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Ha ha "use your brane" it says!

Most swedes are so stupid and uneducated! Poor things.
That's not the only thing they spelled wrong, stupid unchristian swedes! I am also swedish, and I only went to public school the first nine years and I now more then those who sent hate-mail to Brother Bill. (and I am a GIRL!)

This only proves that God bless the people who belive and worship him with great abilities.

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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-10-2011, 04:58 PM

Today I visited an unsaved elder couple who still belong to the heathen Church of Sweden to try to persuade them to leave and repent before satan comes for their souls. On the table they had the local Church paper, and behold on the front page they have three poor children who had been forced to dress up as witches and pose infront of the Church.

Nahum 3:3-5

Poor innocent children who will end up naked with their skirts on their faces all because of engaging in witchcraft when they should be at home studying the Bible instead.


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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-13-2011, 09:07 AM

hahahaha, just because i like to hear all the dumb stuff that you say about heathen sweden im going to keep this going (even though this isnt a foru about midsummer) by saying that when we celebrate midsummer by dancing around a "midsummer pole" covered with flowers that represents a huge penis that is fertilizing mother earth
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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-13-2011, 02:18 PM

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hahahaha, just because i like to hear all the dumb stuff that you say about heathen sweden im going to keep this going (even though this isnt a foru about midsummer) by saying that when we celebrate midsummer by dancing around a "midsummer pole" covered with flowers that represents a huge penis that is fertilizing mother earth
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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-26-2011, 02:58 PM

We went to my father-in-law's farm this Easter to escape the Swedish/Finnish "Easter". I was really nice to be far away from heathens in the cities. Had nice easter food like lamb and no chocolate eggs. I spend whole Sunday shooting. I had bought a few easter toys that I let the kids shot. You should have seen the smile on they face when easter bunny was blown with 9mm and .45

Some witches tried to visit us there but they turned around when my 5 years old pointed 1911 towards them, I was so proud on him.


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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-27-2011, 07:12 PM

Hello, i just want to inform you about a few misconceptions in this thread. Two-dollar bill paints a picture of swedes being satan-worshipping, god hating, immoral alcoholics who spend their days drinking, having sex and teaching their children to worship satan. This is not true.
First of all, as displayed in the links below, the United States has a higher alcohol consumption per person than Sweden

*SATANIC LINK DELETED*

*SATANIC LINK DELETED*

Second of all. Sweden is a mostly atheistic country. This means that most people in sweden do not believe in any god. Not because they hate god, or know god exists and reject him, they simply do not believe in such a thing as gods. They will not be swayed by your preachings, two-dollar bill, for the same reasons you are not swayed by the beliefs of Hindus, Muslims, Atheits, Jews or Christians from other branches of Christianity. They were raised with their beliefs.

People are born into their religion. If you´re born in an Atheist family, you´ll probably become an Atheist, and the same thing goes for political views and religion.
Swedish atheists do not mock god or praise satan when they dress up as witches, they are simply illustrating a forlorn Swedish history:

During the witch hunts (Which was simply the murder of medically educated women) people believed that witches had fornicated with satan.

And the Swedes illustrate this story by having little children dress up like witches and ask for CANDY (not money) to symbolise how greed led the witches to the devil. The ceremony is then finished by lighting a fire to symbolise the witch burning, and the light defeating the dark.
So the Swedish easter celebration is NOT A TESTAMENT TO THE DEVIL. It is not a pagan or heretic celebration.

And thirdly, even if it were a pagan rite, why would you be so offended that Sweden has it´s own culture and festivals? All countries have them, and have always had them, long before Christianity was founded. For example, according to the bible, Jesus came to jerusalem to celebrate the Jewish ceremony Passover (Pesach) which occurs at the same time as the Christian Easter.

*SATANIC LINK DELETED*

And it is also argued that the celebration of Christmas does not occur on the date of Jesus death, but it was moved to December 25 to coincide with the pagan winter solstice:

*SATANIC LINK DELETED*

*SATANIC LINK DELETED*

The same goes for Ramadan, Halloween, Hanukka and all other festivals. They are based on each countrys historical legacy. This doesn´t make the celebrations evil.


And finally, I have a question for you, two-dollar bill. Those poorly spelled messages you displayed before, could you please tell me the usernames of the people that wrote them? It´s just that it´d be pretty easy to forge those messages, or at least change the spelling to belittle them. So please give me the usernames so i can ask them myself if they really wrote them. Don´t take this as an insult, but you´ve told so many other lies in this forum that i wouldn´t put forgery beyond you.

That´s all for me, try to show people a little love instead of hating and insulting them for having different opinions.
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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-27-2011, 11:10 PM

Actually, we swedes are ravaging vikings who drinks mead and pisses on the bible, we do blot and enjoy life. Not to mention reading brainwashed people/fundamentalist retards/twisters of Jesus words writing blasphemous statements and manipulating weak people to think you're the salvation. This whole forum reminds me of the thought some members of the Church of Satan possess.
You guys condemn love and I like reading all your satanic, evil and demonic posts which only breeds more hate, a hate which the world needs!
So stop hiding behind this stupid religion, go out there and show your true selves. Vomit your retardation and hate all over humanity, evolve the human race into what we need to be; a murderous militant hatemachine, weaken the numbers of earthly population and reach salvation!

...Godspeed!

This is no trolling, by deleting this post you all prove yourself to be the weak creatures you hate, Haha!

Yours dearly, Gijontin Hällspaan


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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-27-2011, 11:45 PM

After reading this, I wish I could thank my grandparents for leaving that Hell-hole in the dust. No wonder they fled without much more than their spanking stick and rocking chair.


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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-28-2011, 08:51 AM

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Actually, we swedes are ravaging vikings who drinks mead and pisses on the bible, we do blot and enjoy life. Not to mention reading brainwashed people/fundamentalist retards/twisters of Jesus words writing blasphemous statements and manipulating weak people to think you're the salvation. This whole forum reminds me of the thought some members of the Church of Satan possess.
You guys condemn love and I like reading all your satanic, evil and demonic posts which only breeds more hate, a hate which the world needs!
So stop hiding behind this stupid religion, go out there and show your true selves. Vomit your retardation and hate all over humanity, evolve the human race into what we need to be; a murderous militant hatemachine, weaken the numbers of earthly population and reach salvation!

...Godspeed!

This is no trolling, by deleting this post you all prove yourself to be the weak creatures you hate, Haha!

Yours dearly, Gijontin Hällspaan
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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-28-2011, 09:04 AM

It is not. How about one of you tries to answer to MY post instead?
And I also find it pretty cowardly that you deleted my links.
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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-28-2011, 10:01 AM

Every cloud truly has a silver lining. Even among these satanic "Easter" witches, I experienced one of my proudest moments.



At Palm Sunday few weeks ago, one of these witches entered our property. She had some twigs with feathers on them, so she was coming to cast some curse on us. Before I could react, my six year old ran straight to witch and kicked her straight in the cooter, followed with punch in her eye. That wicca was twise his size!

Wicca then managed to get on her feet and started running away crying. To my surprise my kid immediately bolted after her shouting "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live!" Imagine that! I have never felt more proud in my life.

Too bad the wicca was faster than my son, as he is only 6. Oh well, next year he will be year faster and much wiser in wicca hunting ways.
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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-28-2011, 10:58 AM

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It is not. How about one of you tries to answer to MY post instead?
And I also find it pretty cowardly that you deleted my links.

Jaha, låt gå då, jag är svensk så jag hoppas att du blir nöjd och tar emot Jesus som din frälsare!

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Well alright then, and I am a swede so I hope you will be satisfied and accept Jesus as your savior!


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Hello, i just want to inform you about a few misconceptions in this thread. Two-dollar bill paints a picture of swedes being satan-worshipping, god hating, immoral alcoholics who spend their days drinking, having sex and teaching their children to worship satan. This is not true.
First of all, as displayed in the links below, the United States has a higher alcohol consumption per person than Sweden

*SATANIC LINK DELETED*

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Hmm, I can not see your satanic links, but really, just because you drink alchol doesn't make you hate God! God likes alcohol! And I know that many swedes never go to church and let their children do whatever they want. They let Satain lure their children too him by not discipline them.

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Second of all. Sweden is a mostly atheistic country. This means that most people in sweden do not believe in any god. Not because they hate god, or know god exists and reject him, they simply do not believe in such a thing as gods. They will not be swayed by your preachings, two-dollar bill, for the same reasons you are not swayed by the beliefs of Hindus, Muslims, Atheits, Jews or Christians from other branches of Christianity. They were raised with their beliefs.
Atheistic=sinner. Not a True Christian = sinner. God hates a sinner, it doesn't matter what a person think, only what God thinks.

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People are born into their religion. If you´re born in an Atheist family, you´ll probably become an Atheist, and the same thing goes for political views and religion.
Swedish atheists do not mock god or praise satan when they dress up as witches, they are simply illustrating a forlorn Swedish history:

During the witch hunts (Which was simply the murder of medically educated women) people believed that witches had fornicated with satan.
Yes people are born into their religion, just as every person is born a sinner.
Do you think that americans should dress up as Negras and go around begging for work?

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And the Swedes illustrate this story by having little children dress up like witches and ask for CANDY (not money) to symbolise how greed led the witches to the devil. The ceremony is then finished by lighting a fire to symbolise the witch burning, and the light defeating the dark.
So the Swedish easter celebration is NOT A TESTAMENT TO THE DEVIL. It is not a pagan or heretic celebration.
Pagan = Devil. Really, have you even read ANY Bible?
And do you think it's okay to dress your daughter up as a hooker? No. Then why would you dress her up as someone that fornicated with Satan?

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And thirdly, even if it were a pagan rite, why would you be so offended that Sweden has it´s own culture and festivals? All countries have them, and have always had them, long before Christianity was founded. For example, according to the bible, Jesus came to jerusalem to celebrate the Jewish ceremony Passover (Pesach) which occurs at the same time as the Christian Easter.

*SATANIC LINK DELETED*
Because we want to save them. Scripture please, but if Jesus celebrated Pesach, what happend then? He died.
Alas, you should not celebrate it.

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And it is also argued that the celebration of Christmas does not occur on the date of Jesus death, but it was moved to December 25 to coincide with the pagan winter solstice:

*SATANIC LINK DELETED*

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The same goes for Ramadan, Halloween, Hanukka and all other festivals. They are based on each countrys historical legacy. This doesn´t make the celebrations evil.
Yet again, not True Christian = EVIL!


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And finally, I have a question for you, two-dollar bill. Those poorly spelled messages you displayed before, could you please tell me the usernames of the people that wrote them? It´s just that it´d be pretty easy to forge those messages, or at least change the spelling to belittle them. So please give me the usernames so i can ask them myself if they really wrote them. Don´t take this as an insult, but you´ve told so many other lies in this forum that i wouldn´t put forgery beyond you.
What lies have Brother Two-Dollar Bill told? Can you please link me to those?

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Hmm, I can not see your satanic links, but really, just because you drink alchol doesn't make you hate God! God likes alcohol! And I know that many swedes never go to church and let their children do whatever they want. They let Satain lure their children too him by not discipline them.

First of all, those links were not satanic. Two-dollar bill claimed that Swedish people drink all the time and that they are therefore sinners, and the links were to studies that show that Americans drink more than swedes.

I you`re interested, go to these pages

http:// en.wikipedia.org/wi ki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption

http://www .nationmaster. com/graph/foo_alc_con-food-alcohol-consumption-current


Atheistic=sinner. Not a True Christian = sinner. God hates a sinner, it doesn't matter what a person think, only what God thinks.

There are about 461 branches of Christianity that claims you`re not a true christian, and they all believe their god thinks so too. It doesn´t matter if you think you feel god inside of you, because they think so too.

Yes people are born into their religion, just as every person is born a sinner.
Do you think that americans should dress up as Negras and go around begging for work?

My point is, if god placed an innocent child, (Born a sinner or not, this child has never hurt anyone) in an atheist family where it was taught not to believe in god, then it has commited no other sin but existing, and that sin was commited by god.

I also find your racism peculiar. You do not seem to count african-AMERICANS as americans. Let me remind you that america consists mainly of the descendants of BRITISH settlers, and AFRICAN slaves brought there against their will. During the coming years, those people you so condescendingly call negroes helped build the united states, and are still a vital part of it´s economy.
f you want proof, go to this site:

http:// usa.usembassy.de/society-blacks .htm

So no, I don´t think you should dress up as black people and beg for work, because they don`do that. However, in case you haven´t noticed, there is an american holiday dedicated to the importance of the african-american community.


It´s called labor day.



Pagan = Devil. Really, have you even read ANY Bible?
And do you think it's okay to dress your daughter up as a hooker? No. Then why would you dress her up as someone that fornicated with Satan?

Like I said, it is not a pagan rite. They dress up as witches and ask for candy to SYMBOLIZE the greed of satan. ERGO: SATAN=BAD, and then we have a large fire to symbolize the witch being punished for her sins and the light defeating the dark. So this festival actually teaches children that sinning is wrong.

Because we want to save them. Scripture please, but if Jesus celebrated Pesach, what happend then? He died.
Alas, you should not celebrate it.

The scripture was in the link posted below, but like all of my other non satanic links it was deleted because people didn´t want to see my proof.

Matthew 26:17-Matthew 26:19 Now the first [day] of the [feast of] unleavened bread the disciples came to Jesus, saying unto him, Where wilt thou that we prepare for thee to eat the passover?And he said, Go into the city to such a man, and say unto him, The Master saith, My time is at hand; I will keep the passover at thy house with my disciples. And the disciples did as Jesus had appointed them; and they made ready the passover.

Jesus did not die because of Pesach, he died because judas betrayed him to the romans. And if Jesus thought it worthy of celebration, shouldn´t you?


What lies have Brother Two-Dollar Bill told? Can you please link me to those?

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In post 21 Two-dollar bill displayed a bunch of poorly spelled hate-mail from alleged swedish atheists, but he didn´t tell us the usernames of the people that wrote them, therefore we cannot know if he actually got them or just wrote them himself. I simply asked to see if they were real or not, and he has yet to reply.

Also, I don´t need to be saved, I´m simply stating that all those things you wrote about Sweden, Swedish easter and Swedish people is wrong, and you shouldn´t insult them.
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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-28-2011, 06:10 PM

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First of all, those links were not satanic. Two-dollar bill claimed that Swedish people drink all the time and that they are therefore sinners, and the links were to studies that show that Americans drink more than swedes.
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First of all, don't write in green text, it hurts everyone to read! Yet again, one can drink all you want as long as you follow the KJV1611 Bible

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I you`re interested, go to these pages
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I will no click links that True Christian found satanic.


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There are about 461 branches of Christianity that claims you`re not a true christian, and they all believe their god thinks so too. It doesn´t matter if you think you feel god inside of you, because they think so too.
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I don't feel God inside me, as you see I am not a True Christian yet and I am therefor a sinner, even though a slightly better sinner than you.

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My point is, if god placed an innocent child, (Born a sinner or not, this child has never hurt anyone) in an atheist family where it was taught not to believe in god, then it has commited no other sin but existing, and that sin was commited by god.


Are you saying that God is a sinner now too? Really, it's each person own responibility to accept Jesus and follow the Bible.

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I also find your racism peculiar. You do not seem to count african-AMERICANS as americans. Let me remind you that america consists mainly of the descendants of BRITISH settlers, and AFRICAN slaves brought there against their will. During the coming years, those people you so condescendingly call negroes helped build the united states, and are still a vital part of it´s economy.


I am not a racist! This forum has a strong anti-racist policy. I love everyone who is a True Christian no matter how they look!


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So no, I don´t think you should dress up as black people and beg for work, because they don`do that. However, in case you haven´t noticed, there is an american holiday dedicated to the importance of the african-american community.
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Then why should one dress out as witches (which are a part of Swedens history) anf beg for candy?


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Like I said, it is not a pagan rite. They dress up as witches and ask for candy to SYMBOLIZE the greed of satan. ERGO: SATAN=BAD, and then we have a large fire to symbolize the witch being punished for her sins and the light defeating the dark. So this festival actually teaches children that sinning is wrong.


If it's not Christian, it's pagan or sometimes worse. Like the kiddie-fiddling catlyks. And that tradition only teach children that you get candy if you dress up as Satans Whore!

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The scripture was in the link posted below, but like all of my other non satanic links it was deleted because people didn´t want to see my proof.
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Matthew 26:17-Matthew 26:19 Now the first [day] of the [feast of] unleavened bread the disciples came to Jesus, saying unto him, Where wilt thou that we prepare for thee to eat the passover?And he said, Go into the city to such a man, and say unto him, The Master saith, My time is at hand; I will keep the passover at thy house with my disciples. And the disciples did as Jesus had appointed them; and they made ready the passover.

Jesus did not die because of Pesach, he died because judas betrayed him to the romans. And if Jesus thought it worthy of celebration, shouldn´t you?
Good Job quoting the Real Bible!
And ofcourse Jesus wasn't killed because of Passover, but since the

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In post 21 Two-dollar bill displayed a bunch of poorly spelled hate-mail from alleged swedish atheists, but he didn´t tell us the usernames of the people that wrote them, therefore we cannot know if he actually got them or just wrote them himself. I simply asked to see if they were real or not, and he has yet to reply.


Brother Bill is a nice man, why would he give you those poor peoples name? That is just mean to whoever person who sent the message.

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Also, I don´t need to be saved, I´m simply stating that all those things you wrote about Sweden, Swedish easter and Swedish people is wrong, and you shouldn´t insult them.


Well, it isn't. Belivie me, I live there too and it's just like described in this thread.
And have fun burning in Hell!

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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-28-2011, 07:43 PM

Just another Sunday morning for Gijontin Hällspaan and his heathen buddies:



"Hey guys, what should we do today?"
"Same thing we do every Sunday, Gij! Burn a church!"



...and you wonder why a lot of Christians aren't flocking to your godless nation to help spread GOD'S WORD? We certainly have no qualms when it comes to martyrdom, but we're not stupid. You know who else burns churches? The spear-chucking pagan savage muslims in Ethiopia. Way to make a case for yourselves as "enlightened" and "full of reason," hellfodder.


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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-28-2011, 08:26 PM

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First of all, don't write in green text, it hurts everyone to read!
Fine, I´ll write in blue text. Wouldn´t want anyone suffering from severe text pain.

Yet again, one can drink all you want as long as you follow the KJV1611 Bible

Once again, you´re missing my point. Two-dollar bill said that Swedes were sinners because they drank all the time. I didn´t claim drinking to be a sin. However, he had his facts wrong, because Americans drink more than swedes, and therefore he should not point fingers.

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I will no click links that True Christian found satanic.

Those links weren´t Satanic, simply social studies about alcohol consumption in different countries. Saying you´re not gonna read them is just stating that you don´t want to see my proof because it proves i´m right.

I don't feel God inside me, as you see I am not a True Christian yet and I am therefor a sinner, even though a slightly better sinner than you.

This is the biggest problem with monotheistic religions. You claim Atheists to be vain and arrogant, not believing in something they cannot disprove.
But how vain and arrogant aren´t Christians.

You people actually believe that everyone except you, be they good or bad people, will suffer for all eternity simply for believing in the wrong thing. Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Atheists, Taoists, Scientologists, Shintoists, Voodo worshipers, Humanists and all sorts of Christians, you don´t just believe, you actually think they deserve an eternity of torture, simply for not believing in your invisible man. But they don´t, and they won´t.

You`re not better than me, you´re just one of countless religious people who wants a reason to think they´re better than the rest of the world. But guess what?
You´re nothing more than spoiled little brats, afraid of having to prove yourself as good people, by taking responsibility IN THIS LIFE.


Are you saying that God is a sinner now too? Really, it's each person own responibility to accept Jesus and follow the Bible.

No, it´s each persons responsibility to make this earth worth living on, by respecting and helping each other, no matter what your differences are.

I am not a racist! This forum has a strong anti-racist policy. I love everyone who is a True Christian no matter how they look!

Yes you are a racist. I don´t care what kind of policy this forum claims to have, by referring to African-Americans as Negroes that walk around begging for work, you clearly insult and prejudice towards them.


If it's not Christian, it's pagan or sometimes worse. Like the kiddie-fiddling catlyks. And that tradition only teach children that you get candy if you dress up as Satans Whore!

Like i´ve already explained, it isn´t a pagan tradition, but even if it was it wouldn´t matter. You see, Christianity is no better than any other mythology out there, and its rites are in no way holy. People have celebrated different things for thousands of years before Christianity was made up, and they will for long after it´s become simple fairy tale.

Good Job quoting the Real Bible!
And ofcourse Jesus wasn't killed because of Passover, but since the ?

I posted these quotes in my very first post, they were just removed by the censoring cowards of these threads. They like to attack things they do not understand, but whenever somebody tries and offer a second perspective on the matter, they get defensive and start covering their ears. Just like you.

Brother Bill is a nice man, why would he give you those poor peoples name? That is just mean to whoever person who sent the message.

No, he is not a nice man. Nice people do not think it just to burn small children at the stake for enjoying a holiday.
And I´m sure the senders wouldn´t be offended if they really wrote those messages.
However, two-dollar has refused to answer my question, which only further strengthens my theory that those messages were forged.


Well, it isn't. Belivie me, I live there too and it's just like described in this thread.
And have fun burning in Hell!

YiC
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Well, I live there and I say it´s not, which would make it your word against mine. But I can see how you´d be miserable in the part of Sweden where you live, seeing as it´d contain racist, ignorant, hateful people like you. If you dislike Sweden, please move, it would be a better place without you.

Once again, this hell of yours is merely wishful thinking. You want me to go to hell, and it makes you feel better to believe I will. So keep on believing what you want.

Just know that while you dedicate your existence to a meaningless fantasy, rejecting all the love you could receive from your fellow humans had you not hated them for disbelieving you, I will live a full and happy life, embracing everything and everyone in this world for what it is.
A coincidence, but the most wonderful coincidence to ever occur.

I´m receiving warnings by the second, so this will be farewell.

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Default Re: The Heathen Swede's Version of Easter - 04-28-2011, 09:45 PM

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Thank you, that is very kind of you!

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Once again, you´re missing my point. Two-dollar bill said that Swedes were sinners because they drank all the time. I didn´t claim drinking to be a sin. However, he had his facts wrong, because Americans drink more than swedes, and therefore he should not point fingers.
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Seriously. I only care about what the True Christians do. And why are you hating America so much?

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Those links weren´t Satanic, simply social studies about alcohol consumption in different countries. Saying you´re not gonna read them is just stating that you don´t want to see my proof because it proves i´m right.
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I have not ever claimed anyone to be vain nor arrogant.

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Do you have any scripture on that, sir?

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I only think I have one chance, as oppose to the hindus, and I will be a good person so that I can be with God for an eternity! I am a forum member who belive in God and read the KJV Bible. You are Unsaved Trash, don't belivie in God. Alas I am a better person than you, but if you get saved, and are a man, you will be a better person than me!

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Yes, that is what you do when following the KJV1611 Bible.

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What, doesn't everyone wants to work?

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Like i´ve already explained, it isn´t a pagan tradition, but even if it was it wouldn´t matter. You see, Christianity is no better than any other mythology out there, and its rites are in no way holy. People have celebrated different things for thousands of years before Christianity was made up, and they will for long after it´s become simple fairy tale.
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I agree: but you shouldn't celebrate it that way! Do you think it's alright to have witchhunts to because they used to do that?

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I posted these quotes in my very first post, they were just removed by the censoring cowards of these threads. They like to attack things they do not understand, but whenever somebody tries and offer a second perspective on the matter, they get defensive and start covering their ears. Just like you.
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I don't belive that anyone would remove any scripture from the KJV1611 Bible. And I am not covering my ears, I just will not click, there might be a virus or something on that link!

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No, he is not a nice man. Nice people do not think it just to burn small children at the stake for enjoying a holiday.


Read the Bible, it's full of people getting punished for their sins! I can tell you than I once was locked in a wardrobe for telling my father that I wanted to eat chocolate at Easter. And my father is a very nice man!

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Brother Bill is a man, he is smarter than me talking to Unsaved Trash. How can I now that you are not forged?


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Well, I live there and I say it´s not, which would make it your word against mine. But I can see how you´d be miserable in the part of Sweden where you live, seeing as it´d contain racist, ignorant, hateful people like you. If you dislike Sweden, please move, it would be a better place without you.


I would very much like to move from Sweden, but I realise that it's much better staying and try to convert the horrible people there to become True Christians!

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Oh, whatever makes you sleep at night! You wont be sleeping in hell.

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Why would I like to be a hippie?

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Too bad the wicca was faster than my son, as he is only 6. Oh well, next year he will be year faster and much wiser in wicca hunting ways.
So cute. Shame you didn't have camera or video camera with you that moment, it would have been very educational for our kids.


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