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Default Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex - 03-26-2014, 09:04 PM

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I am a 44 year old woman and I took my children to see this movie and it was wonderful!!!! That link is simply putting bleeps over regular words. The quote is " do you want to BUILD a snowman" not any other profanity. The same goes for the rest of the video.

Both my children loved it and I thought it was a very cute, touching movie. I suggest you watch this to see that the movie is not profane at all, the video is just about a cute little girl who wants to play in the snow with her sister

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ntRSopUllV4
Hi, and welcome to our friendly forums! I find it interesting that you would assume we would take your word for something when we don't know you from Eve. Why, you could be a college student majoring in Atheism, trying to convert people, registering on random church forums in hopes that someone will click your link, watch the move, invite demons into the home this way, in hopes of converting our children to join your lesbian clubs.

Thanks, but no thanks.

I'd rather "get down" with the "good book."



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I am a 44 year old woman and I took my children to see this movie and it was wonderful!!!!
Lady, I have three small boys who have never seen a Disney (Sindsey) film in their lives. Are they better for it? Yes. Will they be less likely to deviate from the word of Christ because of it? Yes. Will they one day, later in life, when they compare themselves to their peers, thank myself and my wife for homeschooling them and steering them clear of all of the traps that have been laid for them on the road to Heaven? You can be assured of that.

You are obviously no real Christian if you take your children to see anything that is put out by the Disney corporation without realizing the hidden agenda that lies behind their rubbish.


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Default Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex - 03-26-2014, 09:39 PM

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Did you notice, not once did anyone go to Church or even have a Bible. Did anyone pray to Jesus and repent their horrid sins?
Were the women taking care of their husbands?

How can you sit there and call yourself a Christian?
Considering the movie supposedly takes place in ancient Scandinavia, I don't think there's a problem with there being no church or bible in the movie, although it would have been nice if there was one. Besides, just because a movie doesn't have references to Christianity, does this really make it a bad movie? Although I am Christian, I also respect other opinions. Besides, no where in the movie do we see any specific views about any religion whatsoever, so I think there is no harm done.

If you were having a conversation with someone and they didn't include God into their sentence or speaking, would tgat offend you? I see no offense given.

An absence of the mentioning of christianity doesn't automatically mean bad in my opinion
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Default Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex - 03-26-2014, 09:47 PM

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Hi, and welcome to our friendly forums! I find it interesting that you would assume we would take your word for something when we don't know you from Eve. Why, you could be a college student majoring in Atheism, trying to convert people, registering on random church forums in hopes that someone will click your link, watch the move, invite demons into the home this way, in hopes of converting our children to join your lesbian clubs.

Thanks, but no thanks.

I'd rather "get down" with the "good book."

I respectfully want to ask what makes you believe this movie supports lesbianism. It !erely exhibits a familial love between two sisters, which is something I think should be encouraged, shouldn't it?
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It !erely exhibits a familial love between two sisters
As pointed out, other one has magical powers and is clearly against the Bible as all magic is satanic. This movie portraits these satanic powers in a positive way, so movie is totally evil. I hope you explained after the movie to your daughter that characters in that movie will end up in hell unless they repent and become Christians.
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Considering the movie supposedly takes place in ancient Scandinavia, I don't think there's a problem with there being no church or bible in the movie, although it would have been nice if there was one. Besides, just because a movie doesn't have references to Christianity, does this really make it a bad movie? Although I am Christian, I also respect other opinions. Besides, no where in the movie do we see any specific views about any religion whatsoever, so I think there is no harm done.
So you think being close to Our Savior® is something we do not want our kids to be exposed to? The entire movie is make believe. Created by non-Christian people whose goal is to push an atheist agenda. You are happy with that?
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Of course it does. Why do you want to ignore Jesus? You know, He died for your sins on the Cross, followed by being buried alive and then a slow and terribly painful death until He rose to Save us all. Ever heard of Easter or do you not celebrate His gift and instead, eat evil Peeps®?


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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I respectfully want to ask what makes you believe this movie supports lesbianism. It !erely exhibits a familial love between two sisters, which is something I think should be encouraged, shouldn't it?
I heard from one of my neighbors whose great-niece saw the film with a friend, that one of the characters refuses to marry a man because he's not "good enough" for her. This is feminism at it's most base level, indoctrinating our girls to see men as somehow "lower" than them, or needing to be "worthy" of their affections. This is not what Christ taught. This is not the plan our Lord has in mind for girls. This is laying the rails for lesbianism, plain and simple.


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I heard from one of my neighbors whose great-niece saw the film with a friend, that one of the characters refuses to marry a man because he's not "good enough" for her. This is feminism at it's most base level, indoctrinating our girls to see men as somehow "lower" than them, or needing to be "worthy" of their affections. This is not what Christ taught. This is not the plan our Lord has in mind for girls. This is laying the rails for lesbianism, plain and simple.
In the movie the older sister tells the younger, more naive sister that she couldn't marry this man because she had literally just met him this day. Would you let your daughter marry someone they met that day? I most certainly would not
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In the movie the older sister tells the younger, more naive sister that she couldn't marry this man because she had literally just met him this day. Would you let your daughter marry someone they met that day? I most certainly would not
I would advise my daughter to follow the where the Holy Spirit leads. Does the character even pray before rejecting this would-be husband? Does she open her Holy Bible and read what the Word says about marriage? Or does she make this decision completely on her own?

See, that's the problem with this movie - it suggests one can live life completely independently from the Sovereignty of God. That's not okay. That doesn't honor Him, it dismisses Him, it replaces Him with modern relativism and feminism and that means lesbianism.


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What are you trying to do, dear?


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Default Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex - 03-27-2014, 03:30 AM

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I think it's a chimp which got loose in some lab and figured out how to use the computer, Sister Mary. (That would explain both its retardedness as well its interest in bananas).
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I think it's a chimp which got loose in some lab and figured out how to use the computer, Sister Mary. (That would explain both its tardiness as well its interest in bananas).
Well, it's most curious.

I mean, does it think this is funny?

Is it cursing us?

Is it being affected by demons?

I just don't understand. I'd like to help, and pray accordingly, but I would need to know what's going on, first.


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Default Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex - 03-27-2014, 03:35 AM

Here's a thought:

If a monkey made up his mind to become as sick in the head as every True Christian™ here, could he then become on himself? I don't think the bible states against monkey getting religious. If it does, please quote that, because that would make my day.

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Well, it's most curious.

I mean, does it think this is funny?

Is it cursing us?

Is it being affected by demons?

I just don't understand. I'd like to help, and pray accordingly, but I would need to know what's going on, first.
It's probably harmless. I guess that it's just randomly pressing keys on the keyboard. Also, I'm sure the people who keep it in the lab will realize soon that it got loose and get it back to its cage.

We shouldn't engage in direct contact, though. It may become aggressive.
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Default Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex - 03-27-2014, 03:41 AM

Nice to meet you too, Mr. Basillisa. I hope we may get aquatinted properly soon. You see, as a gay atheist disabled black monkey, I find it hard to act normally around humans. I stumbled upon this site looking how to become a true friend of God, and since you appear to speak monkey, I see you as the ideal man to help me.

I do so hope you don't hold this against me.
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Default Re: Disney's Frozen - an orgy of sex - 03-27-2014, 03:46 AM

Ah. It seems you have... left the forum. This saddens me deeply. I was exhilarated to finally meet Jesus.

It seems I must return to my home in Africa, full of gay black atheist monkeys like myself. At least I can bring some of your christian teachings home with me.

Farewell and Good Tidings,
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Nice to meet you too, Mr. Basillisa. I hope we may get aquatinted properly soon. You see, as a gay atheist disabled black monkey, I find it hard to act normally around humans. I stumbled upon this site looking how to become a true friend of God, and since you appear to speak monkey, I see you as the ideal man to help me.

I do so hope you don't hold this against me.
You seem rather polite, clean and well spoken for a monkey. Welcome.


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