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Default Bruce Jenner Regrets His Gender Switch - 05-13-2016, 05:47 PM

According to this news report, Bruce Jenner, the hero of the evil transexual revolution regrets his decision to defy God by artificially changing his God-given masculinity, which is Biblically superior to feminality according to 1 Timothy 2, and now he is considering reversing the procedure if that is even possible. Perhaps this will deter the growing scurge of transexualism under the rule of Barrack Hussein Obama.



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Default Re: Bruce Jenner Regrets His Gender Switch - 05-13-2016, 08:03 PM

Cross cross transgenatilism might restore his humanity, but it raises an interesting question. Will it restore his standing with God?

We know his decision to self-mutilate was selfish and secular, rather than as a service onto God as explained in Matthew 19:12. He will find
no theological loophole there. This leaves him at the mercy of Deuteronomy 23:1

Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

It says nothing about this decree being reversed if the appendage in question (or questionable appendage, as the case may be) is sewn back on like some kind of Frankengroin.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Default Re: Bruce Jenner Regrets His Gender Switch - 05-13-2016, 08:11 PM

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Cross cross transgenatilism might restore his humanity, but it raises an interesting question. Will it restore his standing with God?
Well, God is merciful (with the exception of those whom He hates, unrepentant sinners, or the descendants to the 3rd and 4th generation of those whom He is punishing, but I digress). But there's more good news. Florida man changes name to Bruce Jenner to preserve name's "heterosexual roots."




A bodyguard and actor formerly known as Mark Behar has legally changed his name to Bruce Jenner.

It is comforting to know Florida still raises strong, heterosexual men to protect our children from the Gay Agenda!

Glory!


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Default Re: Bruce Jenner Regrets His Gender Switch - 05-13-2016, 08:58 PM

I also regret Bruce Jenner's gender switch and I hope to be the first to wish him a pleasant recovery. That is going to hurt.


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Default Re: Bruce Jenner Regrets His Gender Switch - 05-14-2016, 04:02 AM

I didn't realize Mr. Jenner switched his gender. I just assumed he went to a bad plastic surgeon and grew out his hair to cover up the botched surgery.



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Default Re: Bruce Jenner Regrets His Gender Switch - 05-14-2016, 04:18 PM

Tennis is a very confusing (and satanic) game, so no wonder Bruce ballsed it up. First of all, if you don't score a point in a game they tell you that you lost it 40 love. Is that "love" thing a pansy type thing to try and make you feel better for getting whooped. Then on the sideline they have "ballboys" and "ballgirls" running in to collect loose balls. Then every 15 minutes or so you have the umpire telling the players to "change ends", and also calling for "new balls" whenever he gets tired of the old ones. Drug abuse is encouraged. There is a distorted admiration for players who like playing "on grass".


Tennis even invented mixed doubles before surgeons worked out how to "chop and change".


If Bruce had chosen a manly sport like NFL or baseball or Monster Truck Racing, he may have still have been on God's radar as he would have retained his manhood, rather than having it sliced away.


Tennis has a lot to answer for.


Unlike tennis, Monster Truck Racing is biblically sound


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Default Re: Bruce Jenner Regrets His Gender Switch - 05-14-2016, 11:29 PM

We True Christians™ are constantly being persecuted for our Biblical beliefs and are regularly accused of being "anti-science", but in this case no one has adequately explained how someone with a tallywhacker and one X chromosome can ever be a woman.


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Default Re: Bruce Jenner Regrets His Gender Switch - 05-16-2016, 11:21 AM

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We True Christians™ are constantly being persecuted for our Biblical beliefs and are regularly accused of being "anti-science", but in this case no one has adequately explained how someone with a tallywhacker and one X chromosome can ever be a woman.
I agree, he will always be man regardless of what he cuts off. He was born a man and he should be proud of it, but the feminists and homosexuals promote male sensitivity and submission to subvert God's will for men.


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