[Stacey]

I stumbled across this dreadful forum several months ago and I was disgusted at the content that is posted. Like, I thought it was a joke, however, I then realised you're all deadly serious.

You actually think having an extra chromosome is a 'lifestyle choice?' How exactly does one make the choice to have an extra chromosome before they're even born?

Homosexuality is a lifestyle choice, Down's Syndrome is most definitely not.

And your 'science' that has absolutely no scientific basis whatsoever is hysterical. The one that made me laugh was that the world must be flat because if you stick a piece of paper to the bottom of a balloon it falls off. When somebody did this and the contrary happened, you figured it must be Satan messing with you all (never heard of static electricity?) which made me wonder, how does one (or a dozen) come to such a preposterous conclusion?

And the concept of gravity is Lucifer's master plan to corrupt us all? Really? XD

On a more serious note now, any of you victim blaming hillbillies that think children deserve to be raped because only sluts get raped need to be shot (psst, God, I think it's time you flood the earth again.)

Then there of those of you who claim to be tolerant, yet anybody who speaks out of line of your beliefs is banned from the forum. But hey, it's not like it's exactly a nice place to share the Word of God and be, so it's not a loss in the slightest.

Remember this: When you point your finger, there will be three pointing back at you.

God takes pity on all of you, and many of you will be condemned to eternal hellfire which is ironic considering you're under the belief that you shall be the ones laughing at others as they burn. For the sake of your misguided souls, I hope you find it within yourselves to be true Christians, and stop being True ChristiansTM who spew sin and hypocrisy with every strike of your keyboards, revelling in your delusions of grandeur.

Go ahead and ban me from your little online haven, but keep in mind that I couldn't care less. You are not God, you are not omniscient, you are not superior to any other man or woman who walks this earth; you're deluded—the moment somebody confronts you with 'secular scientific religious crap,' *cough* facts, you label them God mocking whores, when it is in fact you in your closed-minded, inconsequential existences that are the God mocking whores—and you're all going to pay for it. When the rapture happens which I see from recent posts you believe was scheduled for several days ago, you will be the ones left behind, for God doesn't want scum like you in His Kingdom of the righteous.

You can accept this fact now and change for the better, or you can wait and see, and then millions of people who see you for the supercilious, satanically corrupt and downright pathetic people that you truly are as opposed to the higher-ranking beings you've convinced yourselves you are will laugh at you, and The Lord will laugh with them.

Now, my work is done here, so go ahead and write what you will, and know that it'll fall upon deaf ears for I do not accept the judgments of mortal men, and I shan't be sticking around to read the bull you people have brainwashed yourselves into believing. I sincerely hope each and every one of you finds the true light you've been looking for with your dimming candles.

Yours,

Delilah (soon-to-be obese/faggot/witch/zit-face/dick/harlot/demon/godmocker/whore/jew (joo?)/feminazi/retard/crip/pervert/inbred/whatever other name you spineless cowards can assign me that'll make you feel better about your puny selves.)

PS: Your Facebook advertisement is rather blasphemous now, isn't it. Are you sure Jesus or God give one about Facebook or in any way want to be affiliated with that corporate mess or this hate filled forum? And you, supposed Pastors... (Disregarding the only one of you who shows any remanence of a soul—Billy-Reuben) I have no words other than may God have mercy on you all which is highly improbable.

God's patience with you is wearing thin.
He will soon smite the impure among you

But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned. ~Matthew 12:36-37

[GOD=life]

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

I stumbled across this dreadful forum... and I was disgusted...

An atheist would tell you that you need to get laid, but as a Christian I tell you: READ THE KJV 1611 BIBLE. It's better than sex.

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

Homosexuality is a lifestyle choice, Down's Syndrome is most definitely not.

That's odd because the most recent claim is that homosexuality is an affliction that someone is born with, just like mental retardation. The reality is that they are both the result of poor lifestyle choices and laziness. This fact is trivially understood: since even DEATH of the entire body can be overcome, so how hard can it be to put in a little more effort and pray a bit harder?

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

only sluts get raped need to be shot

That's your atheist agenda speaking. We are Americans living in God's favorite country and will not be shot for being Christian. In fact, I volunteer at a Christian rape crisis center where I HELP victims to make amends with their rapists. It may sound strange to your atheist ears, but the sense of relief they get from writing a letter of apology to their rapist is immense. Every time.

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

yet anybody who speaks out of line of your beliefs is banned from the forum

Dropping the F-bomb over and over does not constitute legitimate dialogue. If a dog is barking and pooping on your lawn, wouldn't you want the dog removed? I sure do!

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

Remember this: When you point your finger, there will be three pointing back at you.

Oh brother, another misguided fool who thinks judging is ALWAYS wrong. Here we go again........ let's open our Bibles, shall we?

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.


God clearly instructs us to judge. And what better grounds to judge on that God's Word?

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

Go ahead and ban me from your little online haven, but keep in mind that I couldn't care less.

Oh brother, another temper tantrum. You couldn't care less, which is why you took the time to write a wall of text blaming us for your own hatred.

In contrast, as loving True Christians, we care about you very much. This is why you are invited to come to Heaven with us. Not for a moment but for eternity. All you have to do is surrender. Not to us Christians, but to Jesus Christ.

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

You are not God

That makes no sense. God is God. We are Christians. Christians follow and worship God.

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

Now, my work is done here

People like you consider this to be work, but it's not work. This is why you cannot find gainful employment and the rest of society has to pay for your food stamps.

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

and know that it'll fall upon deaf ears

You should be mute, but you are deaf instead.

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

I sincerely hope each and every one of you finds the true light...

Well, after your laundry list of insults, we cannot help but be convinced of your superior intelligence, right? Wrong. Your attitude is highly abusive. This is like thinking that if you beat someone with a stick, that they will respect you. They won't. You are just pleasuring yourself in public thinking you're an alpha male having sex. In reality, people make a video of you and upload it to YouTube and make fun of you.

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

God's patience with you is wearing thin.
He will soon smite the impure among you

Looks to me like you think that you yourself are God.

In CHRIST.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

He will soon smite the impure among you

AMEN! The LORD will Righteously Smite the Impure from mankind!

Glory!

I can't wait until He smites from our presence people who don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); witches (Exodus 22:17); homosexuals (Leviticus 20:13;Romans 1:24-32); fortunetellers (Leviticus 20:27) kids who hit their dads (Exodus 21:15); kids who curse their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); adulterers (Leviticus 20:10); non-Christians (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); atheists (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); false prophets (Zechariah 13:3); the entire town of one who worships another god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); non-virgin brides (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); blasphemers (Leviticus 24:10-16); and dwarfs (Deuteronomy 23:1)!

O Come Lord Jesus!

Begin Thy Smiting!

\0/

[FroYoInfo]

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

I stumbled across this dreadful forum several months ago and I was disgusted at the content that is posted. Like, I thought it was a joke, however, I then realised you're all deadly serious.

You actually think having an extra chromosome is a 'lifestyle choice?' How exactly does one make the choice to have an extra chromosome before they're even born?

Homosexuality is a lifestyle choice, Down's Syndrome is most definitely not.

And your 'science' that has absolutely no scientific basis whatsoever is hysterical. The one that made me laugh was that the world must be flat because if you stick a piece of paper to the bottom of a balloon it falls off. When somebody did this and the contrary happened, you figured it must be Satan messing with you all (never heard of static electricity?) which made me wonder, how does one (or a dozen) come to such a preposterous conclusion?

And the concept of gravity is Lucifer's master plan to corrupt us all? Really? XD

On a more serious note now, any of you victim blaming hillbillies that think children deserve to be raped because only sluts get raped need to be shot (psst, God, I think it's time you flood the earth again.)

Then there of those of you who claim to be tolerant, yet anybody who speaks out of line of your beliefs is banned from the forum. But hey, it's not like it's exactly a nice place to share the Word of God and be, so it's not a loss in the slightest.

Remember this: When you point your finger, there will be three pointing back at you.

God takes pity on all of you, and many of you will be condemned to eternal hellfire which is ironic considering you're under the belief that you shall be the ones laughing at others as they burn. For the sake of your misguided souls, I hope you find it within yourselves to be true Christians, and stop being True ChristiansTM who spew sin and hypocrisy with every strike of your keyboards, revelling in your delusions of grandeur.

Go ahead and ban me from your little online haven, but keep in mind that I couldn't care less. You are not God, you are not omniscient, you are not superior to any other man or woman who walks this earth; you're deluded—the moment somebody confronts you with 'secular scientific religious crap,' *cough* facts, you label them God mocking whores, when it is in fact you in your closed-minded, inconsequential existences that are the God mocking whores—and you're all going to pay for it. When the rapture happens which I see from recent posts you believe was scheduled for several days ago, you will be the ones left behind, for God doesn't want scum like you in His Kingdom of the righteous.

You can accept this fact now and change for the better, or you can wait and see, and then millions of people who see you for the supercilious, satanically corrupt and downright pathetic people that you truly are as opposed to the higher-ranking beings you've convinced yourselves you are will laugh at you, and The Lord will laugh with them.

Now, my work is done here, so go ahead and write what you will, and know that it'll fall upon deaf ears for I do not accept the judgments of mortal men, and I shan't be sticking around to read the bull you people have brainwashed yourselves into believing. I sincerely hope each and every one of you finds the true light you've been looking for with your dimming candles.

Yours,

Delilah (soon-to-be obese/faggot/witch/zit-face/dick/harlot/demon/godmocker/whore/jew (joo?)/feminazi/retard/crip/pervert/inbred/whatever other name you spineless cowards can assign me that'll make you feel better about your puny selves.)

PS: Your Facebook advertisement is rather blasphemous now, isn't it. Are you sure Jesus or God give one about Facebook or in any way want to be affiliated with that corporate mess or this hate filled forum? And you, supposed Pastors... (Disregarding the only one of you who shows any remanence of a soul—Billy-Reuben) I have no words other than may God have mercy on you all which is highly improbable.

God's patience with you is wearing thin.
He will soon smite the impure among you

But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned. ~Matthew 12:36-37

Thank you. They labeled me as "admitted retard" because I have autism.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by FroYoInfo

Thank you...

For what? Misrepresenting Christianity as something not based on fear and ignorance, thus allowing people to keep thinking that they're "good" people for worshipping something named Jealous that not only claims to killed ALL OF HUMANITY (except for 7), but PROMISES TO DO IT AGAIN (read Revelation) and send 99.9% of them to Hell, forever?

Yeah, piffling awesome.

They call you an admitted retard BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEIR GOD CONSIDERS YOU. ALL of the crap you see here is based on DIRECT quotes from the Bible. This is the same God and Jesus that all of the "Christians" you know worship, using the SAME BOOK as these people.

[Roland]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

For what? Misrepresenting Christianity as something not based on fear and ignorance, thus allowing people to keep thinking that they're "good" people for worshipping something named Jealous that not only claims to killed ALL OF HUMANITY (except for 7), but PROMISES TO DO IT AGAIN (read Revelation) and send 99.9% of them to Hell, forever?

Yeah, piffling awesome.

They call you an admitted retard BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEIR GOD CONSIDERS YOU. ALL of the crap you see here is based on DIRECT quotes from the Bible. This is the same God and Jesus that all of the "Christians" you know worship, using the SAME BOOK as these people.

All caps, this kid seems to rile you up. Your argument is solid so I agree that this guy is either not a Christian, not the sharpest knife in the drawer (takes one to know one) or a liar. My experience tells me option 2 might be the most probable.

Originally Posted by FroYoInfo

Thank you. They labeled me as "admitted retard" because I have autism.

They labelled you as "admitted retard" because they are Christians. They have to follow the Bible (Didymus pointed out the relevant scripture) or else they will burn in Hell for all eternity. If you really are a Christian and follow the Bible, you surely must understand their concern for the hate their God has for you? He seems to want you to burn in Hell for your autism. To me it seems the True Christians on this site just want to help you.

Edit: I found another post by FroYoInfo in the introduction thread where he states that he is not a Christian. Since this makes option 1 a moot point, my premise that option 2 is right only becomes more likely.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Roland

...I found another post by FroYoInfo in the introduction thread where he states that he is not a Christian. Since this makes option 1 a moot point, my premise that option 2 is right only becomes more likely.

I wouldn't go that far. He's probably never read the Bible (he should, it's not that long a book, and it's a lot easier to discuss something when you know what you're talking about), and has taken his "knowledge" of Christianity from others, who themselves have probably never read the Bible, or if they have, they wish to misrepresent it for their own agenda*.

*I mean the clergy. How many people would be happy to throw money in the collection plate if they knew what their God really wants? (aside from the True Christians™, of course)

[Gregory Mitch]

Originally Posted by FroYoInfo

Thank you. They labeled me as "admitted retard" because I have autism.

We only speak the truth. If you are not happy with being called what you are, consider changing your ways and accepting into your heart. There is still time! Please, know that Jesus can heal any retardation! This is clearly stated in Matthew 17:18, and Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.

[Alvin Moss]

Welcome to our forum, unsaved person. We are very tolerant here and all are welcome to some among us to seek Jesus. He is here with us every day. I am sorry that you object to some of God's word, but if you seek Him, all will be clear. I must say that you seem very judgmental, but we can put up with worse than that if there is a soul to save. I hope you come to Jesus and avoid Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

I stumbled ....tl;dr.....

Welcome friend. Many in life stumble. But the the the help of Jesus, He can show us the path to righteous True Perfection™.
God can cure all, whether it be doubt, gayness or retardation and even limb loss or bowel issues.
We just need to pray for God to decide we are worthy. Are you worthy friend?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

I am saddened when I see individuals led by the Holy Ghost to the Landover forums only to say that they will not be back. It seems so worthless, then, to take time to write such a lengthy post. I suspect the visitor has, indeed, read some of our responses.

Friend, we are such a welcoming bunch. We only damn that which God Himself tells us to damn. Sister Etheldreda gave a stirring bunch of examples from God's Word. But we are not, as you seem to think, ignorant (we share the wisdom of God through His Holy Bible) intolerant (we despise racism and discrimination except as provided for in the KJV1611). You seem to dismiss our opinions related to homosekshuls and retards when we are only reciting what the LORD Himself said. Surely you don't go against our Heavenly Father.

Dear one, I shall pray that the Lord leads you back to us so that we can fellowship anew. I promise the longer you remain with us the more you will learn about how simple the Christian life is!

In love,
NRL

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by withfaithandwithlove

I stumbled across this dreadful forum several months ago and I was disgusted at the content that is posted. Like, I thought it was a joke, however, I then realised you're all deadly serious.

You actually think having an extra chromosome is a 'lifestyle choice?' How exactly does one make the choice to have an extra chromosome before they're even born?

Homosexuality is a lifestyle choice, Down's Syndrome is most definitely not.

And your 'science' that has absolutely no scientific basis whatsoever is hysterical. The one that made me laugh was that the world must be flat because if you stick a piece of paper to the bottom of a balloon it falls off. When somebody did this and the contrary happened, you figured it must be Satan messing with you all (never heard of static electricity?) which made me wonder, how does one (or a dozen) come to such a preposterous conclusion?

And the concept of gravity is Lucifer's master plan to corrupt us all? Really? XD

On a more serious note now, any of you victim blaming hillbillies that think children deserve to be raped because only sluts get raped need to be shot (psst, God, I think it's time you flood the earth again.)

Then there of those of you who claim to be tolerant, yet anybody who speaks out of line of your beliefs is banned from the forum. But hey, it's not like it's exactly a nice place to share the Word of God and be, so it's not a loss in the slightest.

Remember this: When you point your finger, there will be three pointing back at you.

God takes pity on all of you, and many of you will be condemned to eternal hellfire which is ironic considering you're under the belief that you shall be the ones laughing at others as they burn. For the sake of your misguided souls, I hope you find it within yourselves to be true Christians, and stop being True ChristiansTM who spew sin and hypocrisy with every strike of your keyboards, revelling in your delusions of grandeur.

Go ahead and ban me from your little online haven, but keep in mind that I couldn't care less. You are not God, you are not omniscient, you are not superior to any other man or woman who walks this earth; you're deluded—the moment somebody confronts you with 'secular scientific religious crap,' *cough* facts, you label them God mocking whores, when it is in fact you in your closed-minded, inconsequential existences that are the God mocking whores—and you're all going to pay for it. When the rapture happens which I see from recent posts you believe was scheduled for several days ago, you will be the ones left behind, for God doesn't want scum like you in His Kingdom of the righteous.

You can accept this fact now and change for the better, or you can wait and see, and then millions of people who see you for the supercilious, satanically corrupt and downright pathetic people that you truly are as opposed to the higher-ranking beings you've convinced yourselves you are will laugh at you, and The Lord will laugh with them.

Now, my work is done here, so go ahead and write what you will, and know that it'll fall upon deaf ears for I do not accept the judgments of mortal men, and I shan't be sticking around to read the bull you people have brainwashed yourselves into believing. I sincerely hope each and every one of you finds the true light you've been looking for with your dimming candles.

Yours,

Delilah (soon-to-be obese/faggot/witch/zit-face/dick/harlot/demon/godmocker/whore/jew (joo?)/feminazi/retard/crip/pervert/inbred/whatever other name you spineless cowards can assign me that'll make you feel better about your puny selves.)

PS: Your Facebook advertisement is rather blasphemous now, isn't it. Are you sure Jesus or God give one about Facebook or in any way want to be affiliated with that corporate mess or this hate filled forum? And you, supposed Pastors... (Disregarding the only one of you who shows any remanence of a soul—Billy-Reuben) I have no words other than may God have mercy on you all which is highly improbable.

God's patience with you is wearing thin.
He will soon smite the impure among you

But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned. ~Matthew 12:36-37

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Originally Posted by Stacey

Homosexuality is a lifestyle choice, * * *

And your 'science' that has absolutely no scientific basis whatsoever is hysterical.

Rather ironic, no?

With regard to the rest of your points, in case you somehow haven't noticed, the Landover Baptists back up their beliefs with direct quotations from the Bible. You, on the other hand, seem content to make a long string of unsupported assertions about what God thinks.

[Faith_Machine]

That was a heck of an outburst, Stacey. Are you on your period?

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

That was a heck of an outburst, Stacey. Are you on your period?

Her husband should have confiscated her iPhone before locking her in her menses cage, to prevent her from irritating The Righteous™ and enraging Jesus on the interwebs.

[Beatrice Little]

Originally Posted by Stacey

only sluts get raped

Hello Stacey/Delilah. I feel close to you as we are both newcomers. But let me assure you that it's true that only sluts get raped. The only time I ever dressed like a slut in jeans and t-shirt, I was raped. I was never raped before that. I've never worn jeans and t-shirt since. That's all the proof I need.

[GOD=life]

Originally Posted by Beatrice Little

The only time I ever dressed like a slut in jeans and t-shirt, I was raped. I was never raped before that. I've never worn jeans and t-shirt since.

Let me say that it's great that you took responsibility. Was everything amended with your father? Also: have you written a letter of apology to your rapist yet?

[Beatrice Little]

Originally Posted by GOD=life

Let me say that it's great that you took responsibility. Was everything amended with your father? Also: have you written a letter of apology to your rapist yet?

My father made him marry me.

[Shad and Deb Lamb]

You know what God says about the uppity? Well, trust me, Missy, you should know. (Nahum 3:5) As the mother of a daughter that has more than once spat in the face of the Baby Jesus, I think I should know.

My dear husband, Shadrach, had to suffer through 2 daughters and now when he comes to read his favorite forum, he has to see your whining and complaining garbage?

You need to find the Lord Jesus as your Savior and then submit to a good Christian man before it's almost too late like our darling Naomi.

Jesus will heal your sinful heart, child, but you must give your life to Him through repentance, baptism, and then bearing a soldier for Him in your womb. Be sure the demons are exorcised from there first! Babes in the womb are particularly susceptible to rectal demons.

In Christ's Merciful Compassion,
Deborah Lamb

[Shad and Deb Lamb]

Originally Posted by Beatrice Little

My father made him marry me.

Glory to God!

Beatrice, I am praying that God will grant you the peace you seek through the proper "handling" of your husband. Shout praises to His Name, He will make a way when there seems to be no way; forever He is faithful!

You will not bear a heavy load without His loving Hand reaching down to help you carry it. His yoke is easy and His burden is light.

The Hands of the Father are strong and so mighty
The Hands of the Father are true
The Hands of the Father will lift up the weary
The Hands of the Father will hold even you.
So lift up your hands to the Hands of the Father
Raise them in praise to the One that gives life;
Reach out and grasp the strong Hand of your Savior,
Allow Him to rid you of sin and of strife.

Our love and prayers,
The Lambs