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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Default Re: Hello, Landover! - 05-04-2015, 03:46 PM
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Hello! My name is Tobie and my goal is to find likeminded christians on this site with which to stand up to the disgusting bigotry on this site. I believe in a loving Jesus. I am a rational and spiritual thinker. I am pansexual and do not fit into the gender binary (they/them pronouns please , and I think that God created me that way. Lets stand up to hatred in all of its forms!!
You can think what you want and create your own religion where your own personal supreme being thinks you're just wonderful. That is exactly what 99.99% of the world does and has always done, which is why 99.99% of the world is going to spend eternity roasting on a spit in Hell.

We, on the other hand, are not the least bit interested in your religion or any of your other misguided opinions. Your "rational" thinking (not to mention your sinful, explicitly condemned-by-God behavior) makes you a hell-bound fraud.

1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

We worship the one true God and follow the rules He gave us in the Holy KJV Bible. That's all there is to it.

You can call yourself a Christian all you want, but you ain't. But perhaps you can take some condolence is knowing that you will have lots of company where you're going.

Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.
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Default Re: Hello, Landover! - 05-05-2015, 01:14 AM
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Saying you're pansexual means you are involved in sexual activity with anything on Earth, regardless if it's... a toaster
Currently having a bit of a PTSD-style flashback.

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Default Re: Hello, Landover! - 05-05-2015, 06:26 PM
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...I am pansexual and do not fit into the gender binary (they/them pronouns please , and I think that God created me that way...

Sorry, but each person devoted to THE LORD GOD must pick at least one type of genitals to hate.


Leviticus 15:26 Every bed whereon she lies all the days of her discharge shall be to her as the bed of her period: and everything whereon she sits shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her period.

Habakkuk 2:16 Thou art filled with shame for glory: drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered: the cup of the LORD's right hand shall be turned unto thee, and shameful spewing shall be on thy glory.
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