[Oceanwander]

Originally Posted by davaca

I read the bible... not the version you mentioned, but it's an interesting book, but I never really understood exactly why some people take this for truth...
There are plenty of other religions, or interpretations of those religions (you guys are just a small part of christianity), so please explain to me why you are right and they are wrong.
Unfortunatly, the answer: "the Bible says so" is not enough. I know you are convinced that the Bible is the only truth available, but I'm afraid muslims say the exact same thing abouth the koran, and others think it's all the same, books written by people, nothing more. Why would you be right, and all the others wrong?

Muslims say the Koran is the only truth available? Keep in mind, these ungodly sand dwellers also say its OK to strap bombs to yourself and blow yourself up. They also think that they will go to the afterlife and be rewarded with 72 virgins (Makes you wonder what female Muslims are supposed to get upon death)

The KJV1611 Bible is the book of the Lord himself. All you need to know about everything and anything is in its pages.

[Masterchef]

He bible was written by a bunch of random dudes and is full of bologna

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Masterchef

He bible was written by a bunch of random dudes and is full of bologna

Why would you say that? There is more evidence to the authorship of the Bible than of any other fact in existence.

[iLLogicalisAgnostic]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Why would you say that? There is more evidence to the authorship of the Bible than of any other fact in existence.

Last time I checked there wasn't any evidence for a talking snake, Moses, Jesus doing crazy things (although Jesus did exist, just not his powers), Noah's Arc containing 2 of every animal (Kangaroos weren't listed for example?), and many more fallacies.

You may want to go look up the definition of fact - you can find anything on the internet, for it contains free information. It surprises me religious people haven't abandoned their fear-mongering cults yet.

[Redeemed Papist]

What's your evidence for Jesus existing outside the Bible?

[Dragonlover]

Easy, it's not. The bible can be compared to a piece of Swiss cheese. It's there, but it's missing some pieces.

Several manuscripts were left out. Why?...Because they partially contradict some crucial parts of the Christian faith.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Dragonlover

Easy, it's not. The bible can be compared to a piece of Swiss cheese. It's there, but it's missing some pieces.

Several manuscripts were left out. Why?...Because they partially contradict some crucial parts of the Christian faith.

Oh great, a conspiracy theorist.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Dragonlady, if Jesus decided some things were best left out of the Bible, there's a very good reason for it.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Dragonlover]

Oh great, a conspiracy theorist.

That's right. I am a conspiracy theorist. But that is not a conspiracy. If you pulled your head out of your ass and read a book other than the bible you would be more educated on the subject.

Dragonlady, if Jesus decided some things were best left out of the Bible, there's a very good reason for it.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Yeah, sure. Like how it would be too much of the truth and make people lose faith. Hmmm funny how that works.

And it's dragon lover by the way. L-O-V-E-R.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Dragonlover

But that is not a conspiracy.

You think people surreptitiously conspired to leave stuff out of the Bible. That's a conspiracy, dummy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Dragonlover

That's right. I am a conspiracy theorist. But that is not a conspiracy. If you pulled your head out of your ass and read a book other than the bible you would be more educated on the subject.

Yeah, sure. Like how it would be too much of the truth and make people lose faith. Hmmm funny how that works.

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and pretending that Merlin is your friend to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[loco73]

Originally Posted by Dragonlover

Easy, it's not. The bible can be compared to a piece of Swiss cheese. It's there, but it's missing some pieces.

Several manuscripts were left out. Why?...Because they partially contradict some crucial parts of the Christian faith.

Yes, the Gospel of Barnabas for example.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by logo73

Yes, the Gospel of Barnabas for example.

Is that in the Bible? No! That's because it's not the word of God. Just because some people wrote some stuff down and said it was about God doesn't mean it's the word of God.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by iLLogicalisAgnostic

Last time I checked there wasn't any evidence for a talking snake, Moses, Jesus doing crazy things (although Jesus did exist, just not his powers), Noah's Arc containing 2 of every animal (Kangaroos weren't listed for example?), and many more fallacies.

Can you show me where the Bible contains an inventory of the animals on the arK?

Chapter and verse, please.

And check on that "2 of every animal" falsehood you're promoting while you're at it.

Originally Posted by Dragqueenlover

That's right. I am a conspiracy theorist. But that is not a conspiracy.

I think it's been demonstrated to you that what you're suggesting, the purposeful hiding of Scripture to confuse the masses, is in fact a conspiracy.

And it's dragon loser by the way. L-O-S-E-R.

Got it.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

Just because some people wrote some stuff down and said it was about God doesn't mean it's the word of God.

By this joker's logic, even a simple grocery list, should one be found from that era, would have to be placed within the Holy Bible.



Good grief.

[Dragonlover]

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and pretending that Merlin is your friend to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Quote:
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

That's right, I did use some time out of my busy schedule. I hope you are thankful. If you are blesses by others' persecution, then what do others' gain from yours? Other than hatred?

And also, you are contradicting yourself and others of your faith. God loves all his creatures indefinitely, and he would be saddened by the fact that I was to burn in hell for eternity.

And it's dragon loser by the way. L-O-S-E-R. Got it. Today 04:19 PM

How long did it take you to think that one up? It's quite juvenile...

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Dragonlover

If you are blesses by others' persecution, then what do others' gain from yours?

If speaking the God's Honest Truth straight from the pages of the KJV Holy Bible is "persecution," then I am Guilty As Charged!!!

Originally Posted by Dragonlover

And also, you are contradicting yourself and others of your faith. God loves all his creatures indefinitely, and he would be saddened by the fact that I was to burn in hell for eternity.

You do know He made Hell, right? You'd think if He was a bleeding-heart liberal, He never would have done such a thing. But He's not a bleeding-heart liberal, He's Perfect Justice and your going to Hell is part of Justice being served. Really, it's up to you whether you want to go or not. We can help, but the first move needs to be yours.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Dragonlover

And also, you are contradicting yourself and others of your faith. God loves all his creatures indefinitely, and he would be saddened by the fact that I was to burn in hell for eternity.

Indefinitely? OK . . .

Let's look at what the Bible says.

Ecclesiastes 9:5 tells us that the dead are unknowing.

Revelation 20-21 tells us that at Judgment, God will resurrect all sinners and unbelievers from unknowing death into immortal bodies. Then He will cast them into His Lake of Fire and burn them alive for all time.

Does that sound like love to you?

Does it sound like He's "sad" that He "has" to resurrect sinners and torture them for eternity?

He's GOD! He can do whatever He wants. Or not do something, if He doesn't want to. That's how being omnipotent works.

That means . . . wait for it . . . God WANTS to burn sinners and unbelievers in His Lake of Fire for all time, to punish them for disobeying Him. And being omniscient (all-knowing), He knows before you're even born whether He's going to burn you alive for all eternity!

If you'd read the Bible instead of "Aunt Flo's Big Book of Happy Lies about Jesus", you'd know that God HATES sinners and unbelievers.

[Dragonlover]

I don't want your help. No! I don't need your help. It would be comparable to me saving you from drowning in the middle of a field. There is no danger, and hence no reason for saving.

He knows before you're even born whether He's going to burn you alive for all eternity!

How is he gonna burn me alive if it is after I'm dead?...Retard

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[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Dragonlover

I don't want your help. No! I don't need your help. It would be comparable to me saving you from drowning in the middle of a field. There is no danger, and hence no reason for saving.

How is he gonna burn me alive if it is after I'm dead?...Retard

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Hi Draginlady. Are you related to the Franks Disposal Company of NY?
Anyho, God commands us to help save your soul, no matter how worthless you think it is. The way He sees it, any soul God gets is one the Devil does not.

By the way, there is no need for rude comments. Being self assured means you can admit when you are wrong. Hiding behind comments like you made only serve to make you appear small and insignificant.