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Default I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 08:49 PM

If you're not Baptist, you go to hell.

This is like Hitler and the Nazi regime, or Stalin's system of collectivization.
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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 08:51 PM

No, this is not like Nazis or Communists. This is Baptist Christianity as God intended it. Don't try to hassle us, God's Chosen Elect, just because you were not created special enough to enter Heaven. Jealousy is just one more reason why you ARE going to Hell.



Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 08:53 PM

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No, this is not like Nazis or Communists. This is Baptist Christianity as God intended it. Don't try to hassle us, God's Chosen Elect, just because you were not created special enough to enter Heaven. Jealousy is just one more reason why you ARE going to Hell.
My mom says I'm special. And I never said I was jealous. Don't put words in my mouth, big boy.
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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 08:57 PM

Well your mother is not God. Also, your coy advances will not be tolerated.



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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 09:00 PM

Hey, have you ever sinned before?
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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 09:02 PM

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If you're not Baptist, you go to hell.

This is like Hitler and the Nazi regime, or Stalin's system of collectivization.
So this was all just a filty lie?

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I have a question concerning the heading at the top where it states "Unsaved Unwelcome. As Jesus Commanded."

I mean no disrespect, but I would really appreciate it if someone were to point me to where he commands this in the Bible.

Thank you and God bless!
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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 09:04 PM

I mean no mockery, but don't you guys think you take it a little TOO extreme?

Besides, didn't answer my first question. It's open to everyone. Have any of you ever sinned?
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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 09:06 PM

I have been saved since I was born, and thus my sins are forgiven. God chose me to join Him in the Kingdom of heaven before He even created the world! Glory!

Ephesians 1:4 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love: 5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will, 6 To the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us accepted in the beloved.



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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 09:11 PM

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I have been saved since I was born, and thus my sins are forgiven. God chose me to join Him in the Kingdom of heaven before He even created the world! Glory!

Ephesians 1:4 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love: 5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will, 6 To the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us accepted in the beloved.
So in other words, no?
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I mean no mockery, but don't you guys think you take it a little TOO extreme?

Besides, didn't answer my first question. It's open to everyone. Have any of you ever sinned?
If you really want a direct answer, yes I have sinned. I was once 10 minutes late to deliver a Youth sermon because a crafty demon left a nail on the road leading to our Main Santuary. Luckily the hired Mexicans that were roofing the gift shop were able to put my spare on quickly. But as I said previously, God has forgiven me. Can you say the same?



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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 09:17 PM

Yes, I have sinned, and God has forgiven me too. We all make mistakes, sometimes on purpose, sometimes on accident, but God is always ready to forgive.
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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 09:18 PM

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Yes, I have sinned, and God has forgiven me too. We all make mistakes, sometimes on purpose, sometimes on accident, but God is always ready to forgive.
You claim to be saved and forgiven, and yet you call us EXTREME? Tell me child, which parts of the Bible has "Momma said" do not count?



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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 09:20 PM

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I mean no mockery, but don't you guys think you take it a little TOO extreme?

Besides, didn't answer my first question. It's open to everyone. Have any of you ever sinned?
Since when has it been "too extreme" to take God at His word? You may call Him a liar, but we know differently.

And as for myself, yes, I have sinned and sinned horribly. I'm an ex-nun, a shame I don't think I will ever get over.


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If you're not Baptist, you go to hell.

This is like Hitler and the Nazi regime, or Stalin's system of collectivization.
No, this is how it works here, and everywhere:

God has laid out His rules in a nifty book called the King James Bible.

If you follow those rules, you go to Heaven.

If you don't, He will cast you into the lake of fire for eternal punishment.

That's what God wrote in His Word. If you don't like it, take it up with God. There is no "taking it TOO extreme" when it's in black and white.

Many False Christians claim to be Christian, but then pick and choose which parts of the Bible they want to follow. God has declared in His Word that all parts of the Bible are to be followed, and that anyone who removes any part or adds to it is to be cast into the lake of fire.

Any questions?

Your Hitler and Stalin references do not apply here. We are not Catholics (like Hitler and Stalin), nor do we at any point propose collective ownership of anything.
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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 09:39 PM

Woe is me, for I have sinned and come short of the glory of God.

Excuse me, while I go repent for the sins and troubles I have caused to you all.
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Woe is me, for I have sinned and come short of the glory of God.

Excuse me, while I go repent for the sins and troubles I have caused to you all.
I am glad God has enlightened you at least this much. Begone from our righteous presence, and go about the Devil's business elsewhere. UNSAVED UNWELCOME!



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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 09:46 PM

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I am glad God has enlightened you at least this much. Begone from our righteous presence, and go about the Devil's business elsewhere. UNSAVED UNWELCOME!
Behold, I am not unsaved. I am forgiven by God, thus I am welcome in the congregation of the Lord according to His Word.
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Behold, I am not unsaved. I am forgiven by God, thus I am welcome in the congregation of the Lord according to His Word.
If you are so sure that you are going to Heaven with us, then answer my question posted previously: How are we too extreme by following God's Word?



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Behold, I am not unsaved. I am forgiven by God, thus I am welcome in the congregation of the Lord according to His Word.
Something tells me you haven't learned God's Word in 15 minutes. I do believe you're trying to have a little fun at our expense.

God hates liars.

You'll have to do better than a little lip service to show that you're Saved. Demonstrating your knowledge of God's true nature, along with the mercy inherent in his eternal punishment of the unsaved for finite sin, through further posting may eventually render you welcome as a Member.
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Default Re: I see how it works here. - 01-28-2007, 09:55 PM

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If you're not Baptist, you go to hell.

This is like Hitler and the Nazi regime, or Stalin's system of collectivization.
Friend, it is not like Hitler's Nazi regime at all. ANYONE can repent and become a True Christian™, they just choose not to because they find following God's entire Word (KJV1611) inconvenient.

If I were you, I'd repent before it's too late.


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