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Freehold's Summer Festival Schedule is Out! -
01-25-2007, 08:37 PM
The City of Freehold announced their summer festival dates and times in today's Truth and Light newspaper. Here are some of my favorites...
Freehold Founders Days, May 17-20, Main St. between Helms and Lewis, Downtown Freehold
The City of Freehold honors its founding with a re-enactment of the Indian "relocation" by the slaves, er, servants of the founders. The teepee torching at sundown is a timeless Freehold tradition.
Minstrel Days, July 27-29, City Hall Lawn, Main St. and Lewis, Downtown Freehold
Not many people know that Freehold originated many of the Jim Crow laws that were adopted throughout the state during the late 1800s. Minstrel Days is a delightful festival that allows Freeholders to re-live those bygone times with minstrel shows, watermelon eating contests, a Dunk the Uppity Jigaboo machine, an historical re-enactment of the Freehold Lynchings of 1937, and period arts and crafts.
White American Heritage Handicrafts and Art Fair, August 17-19, Freehold Convention Center
The 38th Annual White American Heritage Handicrafts and Art Fair presents dozens of folk artists, arts and crafts vendors, musicians, storytellers and hobbyists displaying the wide variety of handicrafts from White American culture. Enjoy banjo players, baked goods, antiques, NASCAR souveniers, Klan memorabilia, coon shoots, lynch noose tying contests, and marksmanship contests.
True Christian™ Praise Music Jamboree, September 21-23, Stephen Collins Foster Concert Hall, Landover Baptist University
Over 28 different acts will perform as America's greatest True Christian Praise Musicians gather for a weekend of glorious music at Landover Baptist University's Stephen Collins Foster Concert Hall, including The Cooper Family feat. Joyce Cooper, The Christian Crusaders, Rev. Frank Gonzales and The God Squad, The McKeithens, The McDonald Sisters, Ol' Brother Wilfred's Traveling Gospel Singers, The Men's Ministry Choir, and Ratt.
GLORY!!
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Re: Freehold's Summer Festival Schedule is Out! -
01-25-2007, 09:33 PM
Praise! Deacons Rice and Pickering and their wives have invited me to join with them in their minstrel show at the Reagan Gazebo. Our show will be between 6:00pm and 7:00pm nightly during Minstrel Days. I hope to see you all in the audience!
I'm also going to working the Ladies Of Landover Pie Booth during the White American Heritage fair, and we need a couple of volunteers still to help keep an eye on things and make sure nobody steals any pies.
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Re: Freehold's Summer Festival Schedule is Out! -
01-25-2007, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
The City of Freehold announced their summer festival dates and times in today's Truth and Light newspaper. Here are some of my favorites...
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Will there be a Coon Hunt this year, Brother Worthington? I do hope it's in the schedule . . .
I fly in every year just for the joy of putting my dogs on the scent, then mounting up with the other men, guns in our hands, dressed in our white hunting robes, as we prepare to track down a wily coon!
Two years back was the best Coon Hunt so far; remind me to share the story later.
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Re: Freehold's Summer Festival Schedule is Out! -
01-25-2007, 10:01 PM
I can tie a mean noose, and am a decent shot..... I'll try and make it for sure.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Freehold's Summer Festival Schedule is Out! -
01-25-2007, 10:19 PM
Shhhhh....... I don't want to spoil the fun....but I think a surprise performance by GOD'S Favorite Band is in the works.
Can't tell you when or it wouldn't be a surprise.
GLORY!!!
Excited, Sister Thumper
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Re: Freehold's Summer Festival Schedule is Out! -
01-25-2007, 11:41 PM
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Will there be a Coon Hunt this year, Brother Worthington? I do hope it's in the schedule . . .
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Unfortunately, no. Two years ago, the namby-pamby LIEberal element of Freehold became concerned when the Board of Directors of the White American Heritage Handicrafts and Art Fair received complaint letters and viscious threats from the liberal media elites. After the Liberal Media Mainstream TV networks threatened to do a liberal media hitjob on Freehold's proud history. So two pansy-ass liberals on the board asked us to change the name of the event from a "Coon Hunt" to a "Coon Shoot." Same difference, really, but I somehow feel as though my God-given rights as a proud White American have been horribly violated.
Last edited by H. Montague Worthington; 01-25-2007 at 11:44 PM.
Reason: clarity
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Re: Freehold's Summer Festival Schedule is Out! -
01-25-2007, 11:45 PM
We also get look forward to the unveiling of the new "Victory Baghdad" moment during the summer festival; a 20ft bronze of our Godly President in full flight gear towering trampling America's enemies underfoot; Moqtada-as-Sadar and Nancy Pelosi. It will look great next to the other three Victory Baghdab moments.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Freehold's Summer Festival Schedule is Out! -
01-25-2007, 11:47 PM
Oh God - RATT! "You spin me Right round, Baby, Right round....."
The others sound pretty....Holy or something....also....
Mighty fine-looking group you've got there too, Sister Thumper!
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Re: Freehold's Summer Festival Schedule is Out! -
01-26-2007, 03:35 AM
How much does it cost to attend these?
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Re: Freehold's Summer Festival Schedule is Out! -
01-26-2007, 09:48 PM
Gah. Sometimes I hate having to be a missionary to Godless England. The only fun I get is my annual holiday in Cornwall.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Freehold's Summer Festival Schedule is Out! -
01-27-2007, 02:04 PM
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How much does it cost to attend these?
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I'm sorry, only True Christians are allowed anywhere near Freehold. We actually have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church. Praise Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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