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Default Re: Beware of satan in your pantry! - 01-22-2007, 04:46 AM
your stupidity astounds me. do you fools even refuse to eat sausages?


and before you ask, I'm not gay or a devil worshipper or any of the crap you like to call people to disprove their points
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Default Re: Beware of satan in your pantry! - 01-26-2007, 09:22 PM
This is why a Bible (KJV1611)-believing local Baptist™ supermarket stocks its product in unmarked grey boxes.
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Default Re: Beware of satan in your pantry! - 01-31-2007, 11:55 AM
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your stupidity astounds me. do you fools even refuse to eat sausages?


and before you ask, I'm not gay or a devil worshipper or any of the crap you like to call people to disprove their points
Did anybody say anything about not eating sausages??? Did you look at the label on that can? What kind of a fool would eat those sausages?
Your stupidity astounds me! you don't even care about going to Hell?

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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Beware of satan in your pantry! - 01-31-2007, 05:50 PM
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your stupidity astounds me. do you fools even refuse to eat sausages?


and before you ask, I'm not gay or a devil worshipper or any of the crap you like to call people to disprove their points
As far as I can tell, you don't HAVE a point.

This thread is showing how Satanic messages are used to create and market foodstuffs.

The sausage shown is being sucked upon by an enthusiastically aroused, makeup-wearing effeminate man, with white fluid dripping from the end. Are you so thick-skulled as not to realize this is implying homosexural oral copulation?!

Below, on the other hand, is a perfectly acceptable sausage advertisement. NOTE THE DIFFERENCE!

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Default Re: Beware of satan in your pantry! - 01-31-2007, 06:22 PM






I am very concerned about Nigra products, such as Uncle Ben's Rice, Aunt Jemima Syrup, and Cream of Wheat. I have heard that they increase levels of sassyness, backtalk, and voting Democrat.
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Default Re: Beware of satan in your pantry! - 01-31-2007, 06:36 PM
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I am very concerned about Nigra products, such as Uncle Ben's Rice, Aunt Jemima Syrup, and Cream of Wheat. I have heard that they increase levels of sassyness, backtalk, and voting Democrat.
The idea of a negro product could Cream of Wheat is very worrying indeed. As we all know, the cream is the finest, richest, whitest part of milk, and as for wheat:
Matthew 3:11 I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance. but he that cometh after me is mightier than I, whose shoes I am not worthy to bear: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost, and with fire:
12 Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.

Jesus uses wheat to symbolise Christians. So "cream of wheat" clearly suggests the finest, richest, whitest Christians around. Either the jigaboos eating this slop are genuinely so deluded as to actually believe that they are rich white Christians, in which case the makers of this product are unfeeling parasites preying on the delusions of others, or else they recognise their status, but insist on eating Cream of Wheat as an active mockery of everything rich, Christian and white, in which case this product is nothing less than the biggest outbreak of organised backsassing since the last LA riots.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Default Re: Beware of satan in your pantry! - 02-01-2007, 02:29 AM
You guys are a bunch of racists and you call yourselves christians read your book a little closer.
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Default Re: Beware of satan in your pantry! - 02-01-2007, 08:53 AM
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You guys are a bunch of racists and you call yourselves christians read your book a little closer.
No wonder you're banned! What a doofus, a nimcompoop! You tell me to read a book closer when it's quite clear you've never even opened it???

try reading the story of Ham. And no I don't mean pork!

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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Beware of satan in your pantry! - 02-01-2007, 04:28 PM
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As far as I can tell, you don't HAVE a point.

This thread is showing how Satanic messages are used to create and market foodstuffs.

The sausage shown is being sucked upon by an enthusiastically aroused, makeup-wearing effeminate man, with white fluid dripping from the end. Are you so thick-skulled as not to realize this is implying homosexural oral copulation?!

Below, on the other hand, is a perfectly acceptable sausage advertisement. NOTE THE DIFFERENCE!

Yummy Brother Knees that looks DELISH!

It would go great with a little Dickens Cider!



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