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Plagiarized Song Lyrics (was Hello) -
01-25-2007, 11:28 AM
By the symbols of the creator
I swear henceforth to be
A faithful servant of his most
Puissant archangel
The Prince Lucifer
Whom the creator designated as his regent
And Lord of this World
I deny Jesus Christ...the deciever
And I abjure the Christian faith
Holding in contempt all of it's works
As a being now possessed of a human body
In this world I swear to give my full
Allegiance to it's lawfull master,
To worship him our
Lord Satan and no other
In the name of Satan, the ruler of Earth
Open wide the gates of Hell
And come forth from the abyss
By these names: Satan, Leviathan,
Belial, Lucifer
I will kiss the goat
I swear to give my mind
My body and soul unreservedly
To the furtherance of our
Lord Satan designs
Do what thou wilt shall be the
Whole of the law
As it was at the beginning
Is now and ever shall be
World without end Amen
What do you think about my poem?
But seriously though, the truely lord is jebus
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Hello -
01-25-2007, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Bwack Lizard
What do you think about my poem?
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I think that I have quite possibly become stupider, just as a result of reading it.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Location: Twenty minutes from hell- I mean Washington DC
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Re: Hello -
01-25-2007, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Bwack Lizard
What do you think about my poem?
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Boy, you don't have two brain cells in your head, do you?
As for the poem, it wasn't a poem. At least if you're going to try poetry, you could check into different forms and find one that you like. There's no meter to what you wrote, and it makes even less sence. It looks like you copied some stupid incantation from some idiot wannabe satanist's book. Plajurism is a serious crime.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
Last edited by Rev. Dr. Davidson; 01-25-2007 at 03:13 PM.
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: Hello -
01-25-2007, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson
Boy, you don't have two brain cells in your head, do you?
As for the poem, it wasn't a poem. At least if you're going to try poetry, you could check into different forms and find one that you like. There's no meter to what you wrote, and it makes even less sence. It looks like you copied some stupid incantation from some idiot wannabe satanist's book. Plajurism is a serious crime.
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At the very lest this retard wizzard should go to Hell on his owns sins and not use other's.
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Re: Hello -
01-25-2007, 04:17 PM
The Left Hand Path is teh gayz anyway.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Hello -
01-25-2007, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Magus
The Left Hand Path is teh gayz anyway.
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Dear friend:
You do well in linking idolatry with sodomy (Romans 1:18-32). Nonetheless, please write in proper English when using God's favorite discussion board. The King James Bible was not written in l33t gibberish.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Hello -
01-25-2007, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Bwack Lizard
What do you think about my poem?
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I think that you've fallen for the sort of commodified, pre-packaged teen angst that's on display in shopping malls coast to coast.
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Re: Hello -
01-25-2007, 04:56 PM
Wacked:
You might have a better chance scoring with these sheep.
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Sheep are particularly interesting, he says, because besides humans, they are the only animal where the males may naturally express exclusively gay sexual preferences. As many as one in 10 rams can be gay.
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http://www.newscientist.com/article/...eep-study.html
and I heard you could marry them in the Catholic Church so maybe you should go there instead of here.
SF
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Re: Hello -
01-25-2007, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Bwack Lizard
What do you think about my poem?
But seriously though, the truely lord is jebus
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Mercyful Fate, "Don't Break the Oath", from album of same name, 1984.
You get a 24-hour sabbatical for thinking we're idjits, 24 hours more for plagiarism, and yet another 24 hours for blaspheming the name of Jesus. Plus 100 infraction points for being a norom. <-- you're too stupid to be a regular mormon
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Re: Hello -
01-25-2007, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
I think that you've fallen for the sort of commodified, pre-packaged teen angst that's on display in shopping malls coast to coast.
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For once, this homer speaks the truth.
Lizard:
Your "incantation" (not that it was really yours) did nothing than land you a spot in hell and make you look even more stupid than you already are.
What a retard!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 01-25-2007 at 05:06 PM.
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Re: Plagiarized Song Lyrics (was Hello) -
01-25-2007, 05:47 PM
If you want to read something original, I'll be happy to point you to some of my published works. I do mostly comedy, but I've dabbled in other genres as well.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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